User:Trar/old userpage
This is my old userpage, dating from my early days on the site. It's a horrible, embarrassing mess, and it serves as a reminder of just how far someone can take their personal space and run it into the ground. Consider yourself warned.
is my anti-drug
You can give the gift of humour by donating to
Uncyclomedia Trar's Time Machine Fund!
Tax-deductibility of donations
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(even on Uncyclopedia my Internet alias still dazzles all)
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Minitrue mark user doubleplusungood crimethink. Miniluv remake goodthink fullwise.
(This user has been determined by the Ministry of Truth to be of a highly criminal and fallacious nature, and the Ministry of Love is working to ameliorate any harm done by him and the falsehoods below.)
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This user smells funny ...and has |
This user has Userboxitis! You can help by searching for the cure. |
This Userpage has Userboxitis! If it goes under 20 Userboxes, IT WILL EXPLODE!! You can help Uncyclopedia by making it explode. |
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This user may be Overly American. Brits may not understand his humor, only their humour. Don't change a thing to remedy this. |
Apparently you are "notable". Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.
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THIS USER DOES NOT NEED MORE COWBELL!
STOP STOP STOP NOW! |
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THIS USER NEEDS MORE GROG!
GO GO GO NOW! |
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Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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If you are offended by this article, consider testing out your new Fishing skill instead! |
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Officer Designate |
“Since Trar forgot to put up that warning poster, I will:”
“Oooh...shiny colors and flashy pictures......”
“Seriously, what is that kid ON!?”
“Huh?”
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I grant Benson a full apology. However, I still don't like him.I am a strong Anti-Bensonite now. Watch out, Benson!”
“What?”
“Trar, may the QuickVFD be with you.”
“Is time travel possible?”
“No.”
“Trar has glasses.”
“DUH!!! I HATE YOU, JUST LIKE OSCAR WILDE!!!!”
“Oh, what a coincidence!”
“IT'S NO COINCIDENCE!”
“He is very angry at me!”
“DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Heil!”
“Shit!”
“He is most definitely CRIMETHINK. He is our greatest enemy, and must be vanquished!”
“I AM NOT CRIMETHINK!”
“Fuck you!”
“Totemize him!”
“I think that's enough quotes now.”
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What Trar Looks Like: 
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| Real Name: Call me whatever you like. | |
| Age: Cheese. | |
| Gender: MALE, BITCH! | |
| Member since: 17:56, 26 December 2006 (we're not really sure though) | |
| Weight/Mass: It's embarassing! | |
| Occupation: Slave | |
| Status: Dead | |
| Favourite Article: No favorite have I. Okay, I admit, Nihilism is pretty close. | |
| Least Favorite Uncyclopedia In-joke: None. | |
| Weapon of Choice: Depending on the situation, it would have to be either a bad-ass quarter gun, a toy ray gun, or a battle rifle. | |
| Insult Swordfighting Level: Huh? What's insult swordfighting??????? | |
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| How Cool Is Trar?: Infinitely cooler than <insert name here>. | |
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 CONGRATULATIONS!If you made it through all those templates and quotes, you're a trooper.
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Welcome to Trar's Userpage!
I was M0000ARG11S, and not proud of it.
I have joined the The Grue Army, and you may now refer to me as
Sir(Braydie said i'm not a sir) Trar, Soldier of The Grue Army, Red Squadron
Oh yeah, I also play Kingdom of Loathing now. If you want to find me, my ID number is #1334618, I am a Turtle Tamer under the name Trar(that's my Internet alias), and no, i'm not selling you my fuckin' awesome custom outfit.
Curious about my custom outfit? If you want to see it THAT BAD, register a profile on KoL and try to find a player whose ID is #1334618 and whose username is Trar. That's me, and my custom outfit is listed on my profile page. Trust me, it's awesome! Don't worry, KoL is set up so you can't spend a huge amount of time on it(unless you're careful), and if you don't like it, your profile is deleted if it's inactive for 60 days.
^^^^Whoo! There! I hope you got the message!^^^^
I can even be found on Xbox Live. My Gamertag is, you guessed it, Trar!(oh i am so overreactive, aren't i?)
I've discovered IRC, and its wonderful magic abilities. Funny things can happen there, as seen in the following transcripts:
<UNKNOWNFILE> Carps <Trar> Are fish, and when hickory-smoked, taste good.
Every day, at least one person will be killed. Today a person has died by way of being fired.
Currently working on Game:Grueslayer and would appreciate volunteers. Game:Grueslayer is found at the ending of The Abyss.
Try this if you can't beat The Abyss by yourself.
YES, I DID CREATE IT MYSELF!
The Story Of How Trar Came To Be![edit | edit source]
Trar "He Doesn't Have A Last Name" Sr. (or Jr., his birth files are actually hentai crap) was born on a 'whim', as most overused, cliched Uncyclopedia celebrities would say. His early childsh00d is blurry, so we'll skip that. (he probably was in planning.......muahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Trar once went to the beach, and after a severe sunburn, got BLOBS OF SALINE ALL OVER HIM! EWWWWW! (true story)
(dear god kill me now, that was a link to a WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE!)
Trar eventually found a Sega Genesis in a dumpster and contracted Ebola. The Ebola part is pointless, so Chuck Norris cured him. However, the Genesis changed his life.....
By introducing him to video games!
Also, Trar admits this biography sucks ass.
Thus Trar is an expert THIS HAS BEEN CENSORED, B1TCH!!!!!!!!! HAVE A F*****G F1ELD DAY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, but we don't know how.
THEN Trar stumbled upon The Internet, then Wikipedia, then Uncyclopedia, then M0000ARG11S, and now Trar!
Trar is currently wanted by the Federal Bureau of Investigation (the FBI) and the Police for illegal use of Userboxes.
And for his illegally owned pet Grue. If you see him, contact the cops IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or the Queen Of Hearts. Or this guy, whichever comes first.
The following is a message from the local hippie group: We must save the Maine page!
Recently, Trar has broken his addiction to Cowbell.
Trar's Creations[edit | edit source]
(featued articles are in italics)
What Trar Likes[edit | edit source]
- Reading the block logs
- Editing and reading Uncyclopedia
- Reading Wikipedia (when I feel like doing research)
- Video games
- Lucky Charms!
- Mexican food
- Custard
- Censors
What Trar Dislikes[edit | edit source]
- His parents
- His brother
- 1337 5P34K
Happy Chairman Award[edit | edit source]
Bloody marvelous! Happiness abound in readings of you. Laughing Chairman Mao giving you award from Trar for special contribute of funny to Uncyclopedia!!
Recently, Trar has been giving this award out to users who contribute content that Trar finds funny.
Or just because Trar likes the recipent user.
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