User:Trar/old userpage

This is my old userpage, dating from my early days on the site. It's a horrible, embarrassing mess, and it serves as a reminder of just how far someone can take their personal space and run it into the ground. Consider yourself warned.

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is my anti-drug

You have uggamuggawuggapuggaOMGN00B!

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The one and only....Trar! (even on Uncyclopedia my Internet alias still dazzles all) Please leave all common sense outside... ...And deposit all flames here Get some popcorn, there's a movie theater! Fine quality Homemade Userboxes Shiny bling bling! Trar's Fine Art Gallery Some samples of what wikicode can do The original new Grog recipe Would you like to see my pet grue? CLICK HERE TO ACCESS MY PI!!!1!

Hold on!

If you want to read Trar's Userpage, you must read The Copyright Disclaimer Fine Print first:

(you don't have to)

Keep all guards and shields in place. Batteries not included. Offer void where prohibited by law. Allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. Do not light near face. Slippery when wet. Keep fingers and toes away from moving parts. Objects may be closer than they appear. Read and understand the owner's manual. Some assembly required. If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. The white zone is for loading and unloading only. Parental guidance advised. No user serviceable parts. Packaging may smother children. Keep left. Do not remove this tag. Hearing protection must be worn. May cause severe burns. Euphemisms are for the differently-brained. Not suitable for human consumption. Caveat nausem. It is forbidden to piss into the wind. Shuttlecraft should not exceed warp 7.5. May cause anal leakage. Management is not responsible for lost or stolen articles. You will not suffocate if elevator stalls. My cat's breath smells like cat food. Tighten belts monthly. Consult your doctor if symptoms persist. Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me. Product may differ from illustration. Insert TAB A into SLOT B. Clean your room. This is not the luggage tag specified by the Geneva convention. Side effects may include mild to moderate death or coma. Prosecutors will be violated. Bridge out. This spot reserved for general manager. Tow away strictly enforced. High voltage - Do not open. Pie may be hot. Breaking seals voids warranty. Line forms here. Do not feed the trolls. Contains scenes of graphic violence, full-penetration sexuality, and fuzzy bunnies - Viewer discretion advised. May contain testicles nuts. If the wind changes, your face will be stuck like that. Do not apply to or near mucous membranes. Trucks must report when lights flashing. No refund on anally-fitted rodents. Check your weapons at the door. Political incorrectness is strictly encouraged. Remove before flight. This page intentionally left blank. Gusty winds may exist. WARNING! LARK'S VOMIT! May explode if inserted incorrectly. Causes ebola in cockroaches. You'll put somebody's eye out with that thing. Change filter bag when full. Don't look down. Fat chicks need love too. Check pattern buffer before operating transporter. Don't make me angry. . . You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Start brain before engaging mouth. The doctor said you'd get fewer nosebleeds if you'd just keep your fingers out of there. Replace only with fuse of same type. Warp drive should not be engaged in space-dock. That's the one thing I could never stomach about Santa Carla: All the damn vampires. No one will notice this line. I am the one who all your base are belong to. Ho! Aha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust! Kingdom of Loathing! This template not for internal use.

Okay, now on with the userpage....

CRIMETHINK

Minitrue mark user doubleplusungood crimethink. Miniluv remake goodthink fullwise.

(This user has been determined by the Ministry of Truth to be of a highly criminal and fallacious nature, and the Ministry of Love is working to ameliorate any harm done by him and the falsehoods below.)

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This user smells funny ...and has been awarded been given got a new car smell-scented air freshener.

You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable". Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.

THIS USER DOES NOT NEED MORE COWBELL! STOP STOP STOP NOW!

THIS USER NEEDS MORE GROG! GO GO GO NOW!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

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If you are offended by this article, consider pondering what Nobel prize-winning oil oil castigate Nobel prize-winning Nobel prize-winning oils are instead!

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Member of the Order

[Uncyclopedia:Admin_Rank UK-Army-OF1c.gif] Officer Designate

“Since Trar forgot to put up that warning poster, I will:”

~ Oscar Wilde

You have been warned!

The Beast is watching.

“Oooh...shiny colors and flashy pictures......”

~ You on Trar's Userpage

“Seriously, what is that kid ON!?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Trar

“Huh?”

~ Trar on Euroipods

“I grant Benson a full apology. However, I still don't like him. I am a strong Anti-Bensonite now. Watch out, Benson!”

~ Trar on Benson

“What?”

~ Master Chief Petty Officer SPARTAN-117 on being quoted

“Trar, may the QuickVFD be with you.”

~ Braydie on vanity articles and malicious user page edits

“Is time travel possible?”

~ Oscar Wilde on time travel

“No.”

~ God on Oscar Wilde's statement above

“Trar has glasses.”

~ Captain Obvious on Trar

“DUH!!! I HATE YOU, JUST LIKE OSCAR WILDE!!!!”

~ Trar on Captain Obvious

“Oh, what a coincidence!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Trar hating Captain Obvious

“IT'S NO COINCIDENCE!”

~ Trar on Oscar's statement above

“He is very angry at me!”

~ Captain Obvious on the debate above

“DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

~ Trar on the statement above

“Heil!”

~ Trar on his parents

“Shit!”

~ Trar on The Thought Police coming to arrest him, since they think he is CRIMETHINK

“He is most definitely CRIMETHINK. He is our greatest enemy, and must be vanquished!”

~ Big Brother on Trar

“I AM NOT CRIMETHINK!”

~ Trar on CRIMETHINK

“Fuck you!”

~ Trar on Big Brother

“Totemize him!”

~ The Inquisition on Trar

“I think that's enough quotes now.”

~ Famine on Trar's quotes

trar
What Trar Looks Like:
Real Name: Call me whatever you like.
Age: Cheese.
Gender: MALE, BITCH!
Member since: 17:56, 26 December 2006 (we're not really sure though)
Weight/Mass: It's embarassing!
Occupation: Slave
Status: Dead
Favourite Article: No favorite have I. Okay, I admit, Nihilism is pretty close.
Least Favorite Uncyclopedia In-joke: None.
Weapon of Choice: Depending on the situation, it would have to be either a bad-ass quarter gun, a toy ray gun, or a battle rifle.
Insult Swordfighting Level: Huh? What's insult swordfighting???????
Favorite Game: Zork Crackdown Grueslayer Kingdom of Loathing!
How Cool Is Trar?: Infinitely cooler than <insert name here>.
Infobox ripped off legally taken from AAA! This message added by AAA himself.

CONGRATULATIONS! If you made it through all those templates and quotes, you're a trooper.

Welcome to Trar's Userpage!

I was M0000ARG11S, and not proud of it.

I have joined the The Grue Army, and you may now refer to me as

Sir(Braydie said i'm not a sir) Trar, Soldier of The Grue Army, Red Squadron

Join today!

Oh yeah, I also play Kingdom of Loathing now. If you want to find me, my ID number is #1334618, I am a Turtle Tamer under the name Trar(that's my Internet alias), and no, i'm not selling you my fuckin' awesome custom outfit.

Curious about my custom outfit? If you want to see it THAT BAD, register a profile on KoL and try to find a player whose ID is #1334618 and whose username is Trar. That's me, and my custom outfit is listed on my profile page. Trust me, it's awesome! Don't worry, KoL is set up so you can't spend a huge amount of time on it(unless you're careful), and if you don't like it, your profile is deleted if it's inactive for 60 days.

AND NO, I AN NOT ADVERTISING THE KINGDOM OF LOATHING, OR MY PROFILE ON KoL, THIS IS ONLY FOR IF ANYONE WANTS TO CONNECT WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^^^Whoo! There! I hope you got the message!^^^^

I can even be found on Xbox Live. My Gamertag is, you guessed it, Trar!(oh i am so overreactive, aren't i?)

I've discovered IRC, and its wonderful magic abilities. Funny things can happen there, as seen in the following transcripts:

<UNKNOWNFILE> Carps <Trar> Are fish, and when hickory-smoked, taste good.

Every day, at least one person will be killed. Today a person has died by way of being annihilated.

Currently working on Game:Grueslayer and would appreciate volunteers. Game:Grueslayer is found at the ending of The Abyss.

Try this if you can't beat The Abyss by yourself.

YES, I DID CREATE IT MYSELF!

Barney is the source of children's television EVIL!!!! HE MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!

The Story Of How Trar Came To Be!

Trar "He Doesn't Have A Last Name" Sr. (or Jr., his birth files are actually hentai crap) was born on a 'whim', as most overused, cliched Uncyclopedia celebrities would say. His early childsh00d is blurry, so we'll skip that. (he probably was in planning.......muahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Trar's former home before and after Hurrikane Katrina.

Trar once went to the beach, and after a severe sunburn, got BLOBS OF SALINE ALL OVER HIM! EWWWWW! (true story) (dear god kill me now, that was a link to a WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE!)

Trar eventually found a Sega Genesis in a dumpster and contracted Ebola. The Ebola part is pointless, so Chuck Norris cured him. However, the Genesis changed his life.....

By introducing him to video games!

Also, Trar admits this biography sucks ass.

INTERMISSION-THIS ARTICLE IS BORING!

π

Pi inspired the pi-e. No, pie actually.

“Pi ‘r’ square.”

~ Helen Crump on Opie’s homework

“No, pie are round. Cornbread are square.”

~ Andy Taylor (Pa)

“What’s wrong with me?”

~ Aunt Bea

“There are long [1] and short [2]”

~ POP TEAM EPIC

This Chinese character 四 for example, is the single most important invention of the modern age, and it is called Pi. It is the key ingredient that allowed primitive man to invent the concept of circles. And the invention of circles led to the invention of the wheel. Pi invented the wheel and much more.

Here is a list of some stuff that Pi helped invent:

• Pie
• Cups
• Jars
• Wheels
• Airplanes
• Nighttime
• Computers

YEAH HEY GUESS WHAT. PI HELPED INVENT THE NIGHTTIMES. Oh shit sorry I got a bit over excited there. But holy shit man. This is Pi we're talking about. And Pi invented the nighttime. And the nighttime invented basketball. And basketball invented that documentary with the guy that sells the shoes.

The invention of basketball

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It was a dark and stormy NIGHT. Three wisemen were riding towards Harlem on giant tanks made of gold and covered in diamonds and rubies and emeralds and the heads of women and children from Canada. Suddenly Jesus. And a bathtub full of acid. And next thing you know Heith Ledger is dead and basketball is on CNN every morning at 18 blue donkey hour.

More stuff that Pi helped invent

• New world records
• Keanu Reeves
• Hollywood
• Mexico
• Trees
• The wind
• Guns
• Batman
• Capitalism and Communism
• Donald Trump
• You & Poo
• Anything round
• :)

Important safety information

Don't stop believing. Because if you stop believing, Journey will get mad at you, and when Journey gets mad, they summon an army of potatoes to start the apocalypse. And we wouldn’t want that, would we?

What is believing?

Believing is when you think something to be true with your mind, brain, body, and soul. It is a religious practice that dates back to the beginning of time. Pi did not invent believing, but you can believe that it did if you try hard enough. I believe that you can believe if only you believe that you can believe. Believe me, I believe in belief.

Other important things that Pi made possible

• Star Trek
• Rap music
• Democracy
• Rum
• Unprotected sex
• The weekend
• Clocks
• Time

How Pi invented time

One day Pi was chilling pool side with his homies, smoking a blunt and discussing the finer points of fried chicken. Suddenly Pi said, "I would certainly like some fried chicken right now." But because time hadn't been invented yet he couldn't move his limbs. He could only move his mouth. So, with his mouth he started making clicking noises, using his tongue and the roof of his mouth. His homies asked him what he was doing and he explained, "I have just invented the first clock!" Suddenly they could all move their arms and legs and thoraxes so they stood up and walked away from the pool. They walked and walked and everywhere they went, time spread. Children who previously could only move their mouths were suddenly able to play and dance and sing. Eventually Pi and his homies arrived at their local fried chicken dispensary and ordered a bunch of chicken and enjoyed it.

Home-made apple pi

Chill 3 cups apple sauce.

• Add 1/10 cup sugar.
• Add 4/100 cup flour.
• Add 1/1000 cup lemon juice.
• Add 5/10000 cup cinnamon.
• Add 9/100000 cup salt.
• Add 2/1000000 cup ground nutmeg.
• Add 6/10000000 cup apple sauce.
• Add 5/100000000 cup sugar.
• Add 3/1000000000 cup flour.
• Add 5/10000000000 cup lemon juice.
• Add 8/100000000000 cup cinnamon.
• Add 9/1000000000000 cup salt.
• Add 7/10000000000000 cup ground nutmeg.
• Add 9/100000000000000 cup apple sauce.
• Add 3/1000000000000000 cup sugar.
• Add 2/10000000000000000 cup flour.
• Add 3/100000000000000000 cup lemon juice.
• Add 8/1000000000000000000 cup cinnamon.
• Add 4/10000000000000000000 cup salt.
• Add 6/100000000000000000000 cup ground nutmeg.
• Add 2/1000000000000000000000 cup apple sauce .................................

So on in the pattern of 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See also

• Pie
• Have some more chicken, have some more pi

We now return to our regularly scheduled jokes, already in progress....

Thus Trar is an expert THIS HAS BEEN CENSORED, B1TCH!!!!!!!!! HAVE A F*****G F1ELD DAY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, but we don't know how.

THEN Trar stumbled upon The Internet, then Wikipedia, then Uncyclopedia, then M0000ARG11S, and now Trar!

Trar is currently wanted by the Federal Bureau of Investigation (the FBI) and the Police for illegal use of Userboxes.

And for his illegally owned pet Grue. If you see him, contact the cops IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or the Queen Of Hearts. Or this guy, whichever comes first.

The following is a message from the local hippie group: We must save the Maine page!

Recently, Trar has broken his addiction to Cowbell.

Trar's Creations

(featued articles are in italics)

• Grueslayer

What Trar Likes

• Reading the block logs

• Editing and reading Uncyclopedia

• Reading Wikipedia (when I feel like doing research)

• Video games

• Lucky Charms!

• Mexican food

• Custard

• Censors

What Trar Dislikes

• His parents

• His brother

• Barney the Dinosaur

• 1337 5P34K

I ain't kidding about the 1337.

Happy Chairman Award

Happy Chairman Award

Bloody marvelous! Happiness abound in readings of you. Laughing Chairman Mao giving you award from Trar for special contribute of funny to Uncyclopedia!!

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Recently, Trar has been giving this award out to users who contribute content that Trar finds funny.

Or just because Trar likes the recipent user.

My Userboxes

Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire. Z	Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment. Z2	Zork This user edits the Zork trilogy. Zork
This user created Grueslayer.	This user edits Grueslayer .	This user is a Grueslayer implementor.
This user has been eaten by a grue in Grueslayer.	This user finished Grueslayer on easy mode. What a pathetic pansy.	This user finished Grueslayer on hard mode, and is worthy of the title of Grueslayer!
This user slays grues in their sleep.	This user likes to play Grueslayer PvP .	ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss. ABYSS
A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue -infested pit we call The Abyss more than once. A x2	ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss. ABYSS x?,???	Abyss This user edits The Abyss. Abyss
TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia. TA
[ insert content here ] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly. [ insert content here ]	This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.	no cowbell This user has broken their addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper! no cowbell
MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH	This user's head A SPLODE.	.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT
This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.	This user will give you a seizure.	… This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. …
This user hates you and everyone you care about.	This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.	1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh! 1+
This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.	NO This user doesn't care. NO	AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! AA!
♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂	This user is a mutant.	BS This userpage is bullshit. BS
usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx	Usb! No, really! Usb!	USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! USB!!!!!11
RENT This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666. RENT	This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.	This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
This user should not be trusted.	This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)	This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.
This user denounces BENSON.	This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.	No user serviceable parts inside.
This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.	This user is not a number, they are a free person!	Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! Meow!	Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf! Woof!	Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!	? This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are. ?	sub subliminal! sub
This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.	ubx– crapload This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to nowhere. ubx– crapload	This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*	Typo 1 This use ris able to contribute with a babsic levle of Typo. Typo 1	.sdrawkcab si resu sihT !degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Make like a paycheck and get lost. Help!	This user likes to use redundant userboxes.	This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
This user is a complete, irredeemable aviator. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and fumble at a rainbow.	This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.	This user can be found on the Ucyclopedia Frappr.
hey! The above wasn't my fault! hey!	Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.	This user wants Reese's Peanut Butter Cup featured.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes. Color	This user fears the clowns .	This user seriously needs to calm down.
This user is a Mercenary , and chooses their own wars to fight in.	bu-0 This user does not speak Bullet and may result in injury if does so. bu-0	MS-2 This user speaks their mind at an intermediate level. They believe opinions are like assholes. MS-2
This user is cooler than you.	This user has been blocked once while he was an earlier user, namely, M0000ARG11S.	This user's IQ is over 109.
This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.	This user is a member of the FUWAA Club. The Club that nobody cares about.	This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.	no nj This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet. no nj	This user understands American sign language.
UBX This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes . UBX	Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!	HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!	This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!	This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.
This user is a Golden User.	— This space for rent. —	This user is an adventurer.
This user is an Anti-Communist …and is unabashedly American!	This user thinks the Fish Within A Fish Within A Fish Within A Fish Within Another Fish is cool.	BROTRR This user is a proud Rigist. BROTRR
17-G This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers. 17-G	us-N This user is a native speaker of American English. us-N	THIS USER HATES BENSON SO MUCH IT NEEDS CAPITALS AND THIS TEMPLATE.
An adventurer is this user! He or she plays Kingdom of Loathing. His/her ID number in the game is #1334618.	This user has been blocked 2 times as a current user, namely, Trar.	This user is part of The Proofreading Service.
This user is a spelling Nazi. Beware their grammarsteeq.

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