User:Trar/old userpage
This is my old userpage, dating from my early days on the site. It's a horrible, embarrassing mess, and it serves as a reminder of just how far someone can take their personal space and run it into the ground. Consider yourself warned.
is my anti-drug
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(even on Uncyclopedia my Internet alias still dazzles all)
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If you want to read Trar's Userpage, you must read The Copyright Disclaimer Fine Print first:(you don't have to)Keep all guards and shields in place. Batteries not included. Offer void where prohibited by law. Allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. Do not light near face. Slippery when wet. Keep fingers and toes away from moving parts. Objects may be closer than they appear. Read and understand the owner's manual. Some assembly required. If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. The white zone is for loading and unloading only. Parental guidance advised. No user serviceable parts. Packaging may smother children. Keep left. Do not remove this tag. Hearing protection must be worn. May cause severe burns. Euphemisms are for the differently-brained. Not suitable for human consumption. Caveat nausem. It is forbidden to piss into the wind. Shuttlecraft should not exceed warp 7.5. May cause anal leakage. Management is not responsible for lost or stolen articles. You will not suffocate if elevator stalls. My cat's breath smells like cat food. Tighten belts monthly. Consult your doctor if symptoms persist. Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me. Product may differ from illustration. Insert TAB A into SLOT B. Clean your room. This is not the luggage tag specified by the Geneva convention. Side effects may include mild to moderate death or coma. Prosecutors will be violated. Bridge out. This spot reserved for general manager. Tow away strictly enforced. High voltage - Do not open. Pie may be hot. Breaking seals voids warranty. Line forms here. Do not feed the trolls. Contains scenes of graphic violence, full-penetration sexuality, and fuzzy bunnies - Viewer discretion advised. May contain
testiclesnuts. If the wind changes, your face will be stuck like that. Do not apply to or near mucous membranes. Trucks must report when lights flashing. No refund on anally-fitted rodents. Check your weapons at the door. Political incorrectness is strictly encouraged. Remove before flight. This page intentionally left blank. Gusty winds may exist. WARNING! LARK'S VOMIT! May explode if inserted incorrectly. Causes ebola in cockroaches. You'll put somebody's eye out with that thing. Change filter bag when full. Don't look down. Fat chicks need love too. Check pattern buffer before operating transporter. Don't make me angry. . . You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Start brain before engaging mouth. The doctor said you'd get fewer nosebleeds if you'd just keep your fingers out of there. Replace only with fuse of same type. Warp drive should not be engaged in space-dock. That's the one thing I could never stomach about Santa Carla: All the damn vampires. No one will notice this line. I am the one who all your base are belong to. Ho! Aha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust! Kingdom of Loathing! This template not for internal use.
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(This user has been determined by the Ministry of Truth to be of a highly criminal and fallacious nature, and the Ministry of Love is working to ameliorate any harm done by him and the falsehoods below.)
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Apparently you are "notable". Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.
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GO GO GO NOW! |
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“Since Trar forgot to put up that warning poster, I will:”
“Oooh...shiny colors and flashy pictures......”
“Seriously, what is that kid ON!?”
“Huh?”
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I grant Benson a full apology. However, I still don't like him.I am a strong Anti-Bensonite now. Watch out, Benson!”
“What?”
“Trar, may the QuickVFD be with you.”
“Is time travel possible?”
“No.”
“Trar has glasses.”
“DUH!!! I HATE YOU, JUST LIKE OSCAR WILDE!!!!”
“Oh, what a coincidence!”
“IT'S NO COINCIDENCE!”
“He is very angry at me!”
“DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Heil!”
“Shit!”
“He is most definitely CRIMETHINK. He is our greatest enemy, and must be vanquished!”
“I AM NOT CRIMETHINK!”
“Fuck you!”
“Totemize him!”
“I think that's enough quotes now.”
| trar | |
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What Trar Looks Like: 
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| Real Name: Call me whatever you like. | |
| Age: Cheese. | |
| Gender: MALE, BITCH! | |
| Member since: 17:56, 26 December 2006 (we're not really sure though) | |
| Weight/Mass: It's embarassing! | |
| Occupation: Slave | |
| Status: Dead | |
| Favourite Article: No favorite have I. Okay, I admit, Nihilism is pretty close. | |
| Least Favorite Uncyclopedia In-joke: None. | |
| Weapon of Choice: Depending on the situation, it would have to be either a bad-ass quarter gun, a toy ray gun, or a battle rifle. | |
| Insult Swordfighting Level: Huh? What's insult swordfighting??????? | |
| Favorite Game: | |
| How Cool Is Trar?: Infinitely cooler than <insert name here>. | |
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 CONGRATULATIONS!If you made it through all those templates and quotes, you're a trooper.
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Welcome to Trar's Userpage!
I was M0000ARG11S, and not proud of it.
I have joined the The Grue Army, and you may now refer to me as
Sir(Braydie said i'm not a sir) Trar, Soldier of The Grue Army, Red Squadron
Oh yeah, I also play Kingdom of Loathing now. If you want to find me, my ID number is #1334618, I am a Turtle Tamer under the name Trar(that's my Internet alias), and no, i'm not selling you my fuckin' awesome custom outfit.
Curious about my custom outfit? If you want to see it THAT BAD, register a profile on KoL and try to find a player whose ID is #1334618 and whose username is Trar. That's me, and my custom outfit is listed on my profile page. Trust me, it's awesome! Don't worry, KoL is set up so you can't spend a huge amount of time on it(unless you're careful), and if you don't like it, your profile is deleted if it's inactive for 60 days.
^^^^Whoo! There! I hope you got the message!^^^^
I can even be found on Xbox Live. My Gamertag is, you guessed it, Trar!(oh i am so overreactive, aren't i?)
I've discovered IRC, and its wonderful magic abilities. Funny things can happen there, as seen in the following transcripts:
<UNKNOWNFILE> Carps <Trar> Are fish, and when hickory-smoked, taste good.
Every day, at least one person will be killed. Today a person has died by way of being made into a strange Internet fad.
Currently working on Game:Grueslayer and would appreciate volunteers. Game:Grueslayer is found at the ending of The Abyss.
Try this if you can't beat The Abyss by yourself.
YES, I DID CREATE IT MYSELF!
The Story Of How Trar Came To Be![edit | edit source]
Trar "He Doesn't Have A Last Name" Sr. (or Jr., his birth files are actually hentai crap) was born on a 'whim', as most overused, cliched Uncyclopedia celebrities would say. His early childsh00d is blurry, so we'll skip that. (he probably was in planning.......muahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Trar once went to the beach, and after a severe sunburn, got BLOBS OF SALINE ALL OVER HIM! EWWWWW! (true story)
(dear god kill me now, that was a link to a WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE!)
Trar eventually found a Sega Genesis in a dumpster and contracted Ebola. The Ebola part is pointless, so Chuck Norris cured him. However, the Genesis changed his life.....
By introducing him to video games!
Also, Trar admits this biography sucks ass.
INTERMISSION-THIS ARTICLE IS BORING!
"The Song That Never Ends" is a song that never ends. Such songs are classified as offensive weapons in 85 countries and anyone found in possession of one is liable to be exposed to cruel and unusual punishments. Even though the song is thought of as "endless", some people sang it for a long time and found out how it ended.
History[edit | edit source]
A group of people started singing it, unaware of its unusual properties and the implications thereof. Having that happen is probably the one thing worse than death, which is probably what Dumbledore was referring to when he said there actually are things worse than death, totally contradicting and thus owning Voldemort in that debate. He then proceeded to kick Voldemort's ass, I remember. The curse might have been brought on by Lambchop whatever the hell his name is.
Outlook[edit | edit source]
Some people started whispering it, not knowing what it would do. Kinda like a highly contagious virus. Like AIDS or amblyopia. The cruelest virus known to man, man! It's totally not funny either. You might as well say 'Candyman' 3 times in front of the mirror, in the dark, and then somehow actually summon him. Then he'll give you candy, by killing you... or something.
Torture Within, Torture Without[edit | edit source]
Legend has it, that residents of Guantanamo Bay, Cuba believe that song is a torture device to them because it goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on until Cubans start to seek suicidal thoughts and tendencies just to end their torture. Also, Cubans also hate the fact that numbers Pi and e have a boring noncontinuous pattern of random numbers generated so that even more Cubans kill themselves......even others.
Making it[edit | edit source]
To generate your own song that never ends, use the following PHP code:
<?php
$face = " Some people started singing it not";
$nverending = "his is the song that never ends!";
$enzyme = " continue singing it forever just because"; // we appologize for any
$enzyme = " Some people started singing it not"; // difficulty reading the
$face = " continue singing it forever just because"; // code, but it has been
$nverending = " knowing what it was, and they'll"; // highly optimized
$neverending = " knowing what it was, and they'll";
function frobnicate($jjj) {
$jj="T";
$jjjj=$jjj;
$jjj=" t";
if($jjjj==0)
$jjj=$jj;
return $jjj;
}
function binkify($jj, $jjjj, $jjj, $monkey, $jjjjj, $j) {
return $monkey . $jjjj . $j . $jjjjj . $jjj . $jj;
}
$wilde = " It just goes on and on, my friends!";
$jjj=1;
$jjjj=5;
for($jj=0; $jjj<$jjjj; $jj++) {
$jjjj++;
$sex = binkify($enzyme, $nverending, $neverending, frobnicate($jj), $face, $wilde);
echo ("$sex");
$jjj=$jj;
}
?>
Unfortunately, top lyrical writers have yet to completely document the full lyrics to this song. The lyrics so far to The Song That Never Ends are as follows:
Lyrics[edit | edit source]
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The conclusion of "The Song That Never Ends"[edit | edit source]
You see, the song known as "The Song That Never Ends" ends when the song ends. As of 2025, the end to this song has not been discovered, as it is hidden in the Voyeur I spacecraft and no one knows where it is or how we know it is there.
The people who sang it for as long as possible died by lack of oxygen and it’s speculated that Voyeur I has no air in it.
See also[edit | edit source]
- I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everbody's nerves, everbody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everbody's nerves, everbody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everbody's nerves, everbody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes...
- Hey Jude
- AIAIAIAIAIAIAIAI!!!! *explosion* And that's a Cuban's reaction to the song.
External links[edit | edit source]
- The Song That Never Ends, as sung by Edgeworth
We now return to our regularly scheduled jokes, already in progress....
Thus Trar is an expert THIS HAS BEEN CENSORED, B1TCH!!!!!!!!! HAVE A F*****G F1ELD DAY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, but we don't know how.
THEN Trar stumbled upon The Internet, then Wikipedia, then Uncyclopedia, then M0000ARG11S, and now Trar!
Trar is currently wanted by the Federal Bureau of Investigation (the FBI) and the Police for illegal use of Userboxes.
And for his illegally owned pet Grue. If you see him, contact the cops IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or the Queen Of Hearts. Or this guy, whichever comes first.
The following is a message from the local hippie group: We must save the Maine page!
Recently, Trar has broken his addiction to Cowbell.
Trar's Creations[edit | edit source]
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What Trar Likes[edit | edit source]
- Reading the block logs
- Editing and reading Uncyclopedia
- Reading Wikipedia (when I feel like doing research)
- Video games
- Lucky Charms!
- Mexican food
- Custard
- Censors
What Trar Dislikes[edit | edit source]
- His parents
- His brother
- 1337 5P34K
Happy Chairman Award[edit | edit source]
Recently, Trar has been giving this award out to users who contribute content that Trar finds funny.
Or just because Trar likes the recipent user.
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