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I'm registering a third account soon to create a spam- and vandal-fighting bot, similar to what Fnoodle does now, but way better. The reason for this being that whenever Fnoodle does something like ban a user or huff a page, it irritatingly does not show up in Special:RecentChanges, making shit more complicated than it needs to be. This new account will be a bot but it won't be bot flagged, meaning when it starts kicking ass everyone will be able to see it, but also know it isn't me.

Thing is, it needs a name. A good name. A name that vandals and raiders will come to loathe as it swats them off our wiki again and again. So I'm looking for suggestions. I'll pick the least lame one in a few days or so. The lucky suggester gets absolutely nothing, not even my respect, so this is a risk-free competition, especially for me.

Oh, and after you suggest something, go back to tagging articles already! It hasn't stopped being FFW you know. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 07:05 Jul 25, 2011

Current favorite: Deus ex Machina - a combination of omnipotence, being mechanical, and most importantly, coming out of nowhere when you least suspect it.
Subject to change if someone comes up with a cooler name, of course. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 07:56 Jul 26, 2011

Really? Do vandals not expect to be reverted and banned? Schamschi, 19:17, July 29, 2011 (UTC)

Kinda, but they don't expect to be caught immediately. And if this bot works like it should, that's exactly what it'll do (ideally). —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:23, 29 July 2011

Well, we're a parody of Wikipedia (or so we claim to be), and on Wikipedia, they do get caught immediately. Schamschi, 19:27, July 29, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, but that's Wikipedia, man. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:39, 29 July 2011

Fair enough, dude. Schamschi, 19:47, July 29, 2011 (UTC)

Name suggestions below this line

• Vanderazer ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:12, July 25, 2011 (UTC)
  • Not sure how to pronounce that. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:54 Jul 26, 2011
    • It's a portmanteau of "vandal", "eraser" and "razor". —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:27, 27 July 2011
• Asimov – Preceding unsigned comment added by JackOfSpades (talk • contribs)
  • Original. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:54 Jul 26, 2011
• ShamWow! --Algorithm 08:44, July 25, 2011 (UTC)
  • I hate that guy. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:54 Jul 26, 2011
• Logarithm. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:54, 25 July 2011
  • Too derivative. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:54 Jul 26, 2011
• Lord Withers Eucil Pennywinckles-Plowsnorthyton of Wanchashire manor. HauntedUndies. 11:57, July 25, 2011 (UTC)
  • Too strange. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:54 Jul 26, 2011
• Greg HauntedUndies. 11:57, July 25, 2011 (UTC)
  • Too plain. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:54 Jul 26, 2011
• Fnood noodle--Fcukman 12:00, July 25, 2011 (UTC)
  • Just plain stupid. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:54 Jul 26, 2011
• Goat Sponge XI mAttlobster. (hello) 14:22, July 25, 2011 (UTC)
  • Too random. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:54 Jul 26, 2011
• Daisy ~  Talk 15:22, 25 July 2011 (UTC)
  • Too nice. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:54 Jul 26, 2011
• Blade ~  Talk 15:22, 25 July 2011 (UTC)
  • Too douchebaggy.
• Thor's Loins ~  Talk 15:22, 25 July 2011 (UTC)
  • No. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:54 Jul 26, 2011
  • It should at least be "Thor's Pulsing Hammer". --KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 08:22, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
• Noodle ~  Talk 15:22, 25 July 2011 (UTC)
  • Too wimpy. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:54 Jul 26, 2011
• Gout ~  Talk 15:22, 25 July 2011 (UTC)
• Bite ~  Talk 15:22, 25 July 2011 (UTC)
• Geezee Creezee ~  Talk 15:22, 25 July 2011 (UTC)
• Robotnik -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 16:33, 25 July 2011
  • No stealing from videogames. ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 21:14, July 25, 2011 (UTC)
• Dr. Spamfighter -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 16:34, 25 July 2011
  • Way too similar. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:54 Jul 26, 2011
• Fnoodlette -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 16:34, 25 July 2011
  • It will be a cold-blooded killing machine, not a lady. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:54 Jul 26, 2011
• Squawkisopen -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 16:35, 25 July 2011
  • Now we're just being silly. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:54 Jul 26, 2011
• Phlegyas ~  Talk 17:12, 25 July 2011 (UTC)
• Dr. Skullthumper's Second Bot -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 17:14, 25 July 2011
  • Too literal. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:54 Jul 26, 2011
• The Sentinel -- The Zombiebaron 17:16, July 25, 2011 (UTC)
• The Watchman -- The Zombiebaron 17:16, July 25, 2011 (UTC)
  • I guess Sam Vimes would be too obscure of a reference? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 17:28 Jul 25, 2011
    • No, no it wouldn't. Old Stoneface might though. --UU - natter 20:28, Jul 25
      • I'll make a toned-down version of the script that other users can run too. We'll call them "Sammies". (note: not really) – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:33 Jul 25, 2011
• Batman -- The Zombiebaron 17:18, July 25, 2011 (UTC)
  • Fuck Batman. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:57 Jul 26, 2011
• Rambo(t) -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 17:19, 25 July 2011
  • Meh. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:57 Jul 26, 2011
• Harold --EMC ^[TALK] 18:49 Jul 25 2011
  • Boring. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:57 Jul 26, 2011
• Egbert --Black Flamingo 19:52, July 25, 2011 (UTC)
  • Homestuck? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:57 Jul 26, 2011
• Frogbert --Black Flamingo 19:52, July 25, 2011 (UTC)
  • Yeah, that's definitely Homestuck. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:57 Jul 26, 2011
• Ol' Blue Eyes --Black Flamingo 19:52, July 25, 2011 (UTC)
  • He doesn't have eyes. Only hate. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:57 Jul 26, 2011
• Matt Le Tissier mAttlobster. (hello) 19:54, July 25, 2011 (UTC)
  • What? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:57 Jul 26, 2011
• Tyrannosaurus Cock --Black Flamingo 20:01, July 25, 2011 (UTC)
• John cena --173.213.102.3 05:10, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
  • No dicks. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:57 Jul 26, 2011
• Asplode. --^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 21:14, July 25, 2011 (UTC)
  • No u. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:57 Jul 26, 2011
• Die! --^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 21:16, July 25, 2011 (UTC)
  • I think you're on the wrong forum. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:57 Jul 26, 2011
• The Night Rider ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 21:17, July 25, 2011 (UTC)
• Mandeve ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 21:17, July 25, 2011 (UTC)
• GayNiggerBot --Mn-z 00:00, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
  • Make that two votes for GayNiggerBot --EMC ^[TALK] 00:29 Jul 26 2011
    • Make it three! --ShabiDOO 02:11, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
  • Nice try. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:57 Jul 26, 2011
    • Wait, is it too late to make it four? --KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 08:22, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
      • What about GayNiggerFagbot. That way, vandals can't insult your bot, since the insults they will hurl at it are the same as its name. --Mn-z 21:00, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
• Jesse Jackson -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:10, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
• Skullthumpers automatic slickery-bot express--ShabiDOO 02:11, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
• Harfatum Septomin -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:44, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
  • Why can't I get my script to recognize a number larger than 50,000,000,000? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:57 Jul 26, 2011
    • Because you need to make it find a name for cDonald's Theorem -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 05:16, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
• Huff the Magic Spambot -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:58, 26 July 2011
• Murderbot -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:58, 26 July 2011
• George Clooney -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:58, 26 July 2011
• Robot Dave -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:58, 26 July 2011
• John cena --173.213.102.3 05:11, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
• Dr Fnoodlethumper Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 07:53, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
• MmmStrudel --KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 08:22, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
• FalsePositive 5000 / TypeIErrer --KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 08:22, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
• TheAvengingWheelOfRam --KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 08:22, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
• Herr Drekshtupper --KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 08:22, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
• FrobBot --KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 08:22, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
• Blasto! --KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 08:22, July 26, 2011 (UTC)

Actually Blasto! is a pretty cool name, and doesnt involve programming references that only a few people get! --ShabiDOO 08:37, July 26, 2011 (UTC)

• The Janitor --KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 08:22, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
• Ah-Toh --KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 08:22, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
• ianBayes --KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 08:22, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
• Robo-Mjolnir - "That which smashes and is hard to pronounce" --KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 08:22, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
• CABAL - The Uncyclopedia needs order. CABAL is order. The Uncyclopedia needs CABAL. --KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 08:22, July 26, 2011 (UTC)

There is no cabal Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 08:25, July 26, 2011 (UTC)

• AAAAAAAA AAA AAAAA--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 08:44, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
• Twilightterminator--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 08:44, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
• Noodle of doom--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 08:44, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
• Cabalbot. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 12:42, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
• Dr. Skullthumper Sucks -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 12:42, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
• Fnoodle is a fat cunt -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 12:42, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
• This name intentionally left blank. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:51, 26 July 2011
• Gronald -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 13:18, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
• Doorbert -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 13:18, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
• Sneeze-Guard -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 13:18, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
  • I do like the idea of Uncyclopedia having a Sneeze-Guard. --KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 17:38, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
• John Smith -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 13:18, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
• Lie Bot -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 13:18, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
• Eternal Soulless Robot -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 13:18, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
• I'll fucking find you and kill you if you mess with me bot. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:48, 26 July 2011
• Mr. Roboto -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:48, 26 July 2011
• Killing Machine -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:48, 26 July 2011
• How about "The Mechanical Hound"? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:36 Jul 26, 2011
  • Do whatever you want, it's your bot. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:51, 26 July 2011
    • Yeah but it's gonna be defending the site and all so I think it should have a cool name. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:56 Jul 26, 2011
      • You don't have to be such a Gigantic Douchebag about it. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:56, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
• Deletion (especially handy in huffing spam articles). Or maybe Banhammer (for banning vandals)-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:42, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• "We Are Not Amused" -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:59, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• "dicks lol" To show vandals that we mean business, and how seriously we take their attempts to vandalize the site. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 03:00, Wednesday 27 July 2011 -
• Bruce Banhammer --EMC ^[TALK] 03:44 Jul 27 2011
• Fooper McDicks --EMC ^[TALK] 03:44 Jul 27 2011
• hot_bot69 --EMC ^[TALK] 03:44 Jul 27 2011
  • Second. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:06, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
  • This is sorta tempting. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:13 Jul 27, 2011
• Fnoodle II --EMC ^[TALK] 03:44 Jul 27 2011
• Aqua Buddha --EMC ^[TALK] 03:44 Jul 27 2011
• Sisyphus --EMC ^[TALK] 03:44 Jul 27 2011
• Tryptophan -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:06, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• King Columbus -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:06, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• Maginot Online -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:06, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
  • On an historical Point of Order, the German army went round the Maginot Line in 1940. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:08, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• Cerebus/Kerebos/ The three headed hound of Hades. It loved cakes and music. How about Kerebot? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:11, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• IAMSTOOPID : people will not be expected to have their ass kicked.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 06:33, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• L33TPwn2or2--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 06:33, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• Menace -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 06:59, 27 July 2011
• Bot Wheelz -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 06:59, 27 July 2011
• Banhammer -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 06:59, 27 July 2011

Seconded. Firsted, actually. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:41, July 27, 2011 (UTC)

• Brother Destructo--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 07:04, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• forest fire--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 07:04, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• ImADoctorJim --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 07:06, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• The Automated Uncyclopedia Defense System -- The Zombiebaron 07:12, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• Happy Fun Times -- The Zombiebaron 07:12, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• The Magical Land Of Ban -- The Zombiebaron 07:12, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• Agent 459001-C -- The Zombiebaron 07:12, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• Agent 459001-D. I think it has a better ring to it. --EMC ^[TALK] 07:32 Jul 27 2011
• Mr. F -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 11:44, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• Bulwark. I'm serious. --Black Flamingo 13:53, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• Canine Automaton/Apparatus or Automated/Mechanical Fleabag/Tailwagger. Per your enthusiasm for the doggy-related one. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:07, 27 July 2011
• Agent Smith. 'Cause I'd like to see it go haywire someday. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:14, 27 July 2011
• Haywire. Per above. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:14, 27 July 2011
• MechaFenrir. Per the dog theme again. Fenrir's a monstrous wolf from Norse mythology. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:23, 27 July 2011
• Deus Ex Machina. Because no one else proposed it yet. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:33, 27 July 2011
• Firewire. (Burn spam, burn!) -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:39, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• Cocksucker --Roman Dog Bird 23:45, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• TAD 4000 --Roman Dog Bird 23:45, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• Billy --Roman Dog Bird 23:45, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• Fifi --Roman Dog Bird 23:45, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• Genital Warts --Roman Dog Bird 23:45, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• TvTropes Lover 4 Lyfe --Roman Dog Bird 23:45, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• Unfunnybot --Roman Dog Bird 23:45, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• My Little Homie --Roman Dog Bird 23:45, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• Flipper --Roman Dog Bird 23:45, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• Hey Now --Roman Dog Bird 23:45, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• Joel Robinson 3000 --Roman Dog Bird 23:45, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• The Cliff Williams Experience --Roman Dog Bird 23:45, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• Crap Detector -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:47, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• Dink Floyd --Roman Dog Bird 23:48, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• You Are Being Watched -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:50, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• 101 Worst Ways to Leave a Wiki -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:51, July 27, 2011 (UTC)
• Robobot --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:11, July 28, 2011 (UTC)
• The 500 foot Jesus — Schamschi, 19:26, July 29, 2011 (UTC)
• (The) Burninator - Seriously, no one's suggested this yet? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:57 July 30, 2011 (UTC)
• (The) Banninator - or this? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:59 July 30, 2011 (UTC)
• Poop on a stick ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:01, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
• ✂ (It'll be almost like an insult when the vandals realize they've been "cut" from Uncyclopedia) -- 21:44, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
• A wizard. I dunno, someone needed to say it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:42, 31 July 2011

  Seconded, provided the bot is fucking magical or something!! --Mn-z 02:27, July 31, 2011 (UTC)

• Excellent, now I can make my joke too: Will the bot include anti-vanity technologies? Because then, you could name him "Mr winkler". Schamschi, 01:49, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
• TheSojourner, on the inside joke reference theme --Mn-z 02:19, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
• YukyDoody --Mn-z 02:19, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
• JimFreklowski --Mn-z 02:19, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
• ByMyMustard --Mn-z 02:19, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
• The shit-eating fucker — Schamschi, 02:29, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
• <insert name here> -- 02:33, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
  • Already taken. Schamschi, 02:36, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
    • No it's not. -- 02:47, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
• Euroibot – deleting crap in return for a) money b) reffering other users to do the same — Schamschi, 02:36, July 31, 2011 (UTC)
• Hephaestus - Greek god of fire and forge. Aaand his Roman name is VULCAN.--EpicAwesomeness (talk) 05:17, August 3, 2011 (UTC)
• Dr. Spamthumper. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:42, August 3, 2011 (UTC)
• RebeccaBlackSUCKZZZZZZZ ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 20:26, August 3, 2011 (UTC)

Wait a minute

This sounds an awful lot like the plot to a Robocop movie...User:Mrthejazz/sig 05:51, July 30, 2011 (UTC)

Oh no, he's onto you, Skully. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:42, 31 July 2011