User talk:Gamma287

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Nazi Zombies[edit source]

Do you still need a review? Pup 11:45 24 Jan '12

No need for eye protection, it's the UnSignpost![edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox 07:04, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS enjoys buttsex: The UnSignpost![edit source]

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:13, August 23, 2012 (UTC)

Set phasers to frag! It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox 10:48, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

Extra! Extra! News that's not new to you![edit source]

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Nov 20 '12 8:50 (UTC)

The UnSignpost! Cancel Your Subscription Today![edit source]

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, Nov 29 '12 5:16 (UTC)

Journalism so yellow it's orange: The UnSignpost[edit source]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Thu, Dec 6 '12 12:49 (UTC)

Sloppy, falling-apart, and duct-taped-together: the UnSignpost![edit source]

--EMC [TALK] 13:55 Dec 12 2012

Watch your step! It's a steaming-hot pile of UnSignpost[edit source]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Dec 19 '12 17:23 (UTC)

you...[edit source]

Hello. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 04:06, December 26, 2012 (UTC)

I have... ...returned. --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 06:47, December 26, 2012 (UTC)

Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost.[edit source]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Jan 2 '13 13:14 (UTC)

UnSignpost sez, "Give Pease a Chance!"[edit source]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Jan 11 '13 5:28 (UTC)

Unsignpost - 20130119042144 gibberish asdf[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:22, 19 January 2013

Unsignpost - 20130124050125 gibberish asdf[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:02, 24 January 2013

Unsignpost - 20130131002159 gibberish asdf[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:23, 31 January 2013

Unsignpost - 20130207013217 gibberish asdf[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:33, 7 February 2013



It is the day of USP love, Valentine’s Day[edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:31, 14 February 2013 (UTC)

Crikey! It’s a rare, wild UnSignpost![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:33, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

Surprise, Motherfucker, USP[edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 03:48, 28 February 2013 (UTC)

I thought I heard the Imperial March. USP time, everybody![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 20:34, 7 March 2013 (UTC)

Can I have some salad with my UnSignpost?[edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 11:40, 14 March 2013 (UTC)

People like the UnSignpost because it’s hot! It has the best graphics and everything. Marcus, USP! Step yo’ game up![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:25, 21 March 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost’s BONER TIME![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 21:52, 28 March 2013 (UTC)

This isn’t an April Fool’s Day Prank! This is the UnSignpost![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 18:21, 4 April 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost Time, Folks! I repeat, UnSignpost Time![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:33, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost, late and lazy![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:34, 19 April 2013 (UTC)

The 2 Days Tardy USP![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:00, 27 April 2013 (UTC)

Week-old news two weeks late: The UnSignpost![edit source]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Tue, Jun 11 '13 2:31 (UTC)

UnSignpost is back[edit source]

And enjoy the news! Anton (talk) 17:52, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: a brilliant new format but less news[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Reading This Is The Mysterious Second Step To Getting Profit From Stealing Childrens' Underwear!


Anton (talk) 13:57, 8 August 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost: yet another new format but still less news[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!

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It's back! - The UnSignpost[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper Whose Mom Said It Was Cool!
~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:58, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

Two weeks in a row? A new record! It's the UnSignpost[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Wonders What Happened To You. You Used To Be Cool.
~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:05, 1 August 2014 (UTC)

Does this look infected to you? It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

The UnSignpost
Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!
 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 8 '14 12:19 (UTC)

More {{Boner}}s than a ragged Playgirl: It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Periodical That Is Too Sexy For Its Shirt, Among Other Things
 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 15 '14 20:07 (UTC)

We gave The UnSignpost an enema, so now it's regular![edit source]

The UnSignpost
You'd be crazy not to listen!
 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 22 '14 2:11 (UTC)

OMG! A WILD USP IS ON THE LOOSE![edit source]

The UnSignpost
Woop Woop! it's the sound of the Police UnSignpost!

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:51, 7 September 2014 (UTC)

Unsignpost delivery attempt numbr hideous implosion[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Now Delivered Trendily Late!

Brace Yourselves, The UnSignpost is Coming![edit source]

The UnSignpost
I love it when the news comes together

The USP is coming for you! (and your little dog too)[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Better sign it.

Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the USP?[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Th-the m-m-most con-confident new-Newspaper in a wh-while

dicks lol: It's UnSignpost time![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Free Newspaper Only Two People Started Out Editing, But Now They Want Nothing To Do With!

The UnSignpost is back, baby! (And also a little bit of front)[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Just like Grandma used to make!

Vote, Vote, Vote[edit source]

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UnSignpost Home Delivery for May 1st, 2021[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Word to your mother.

It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]

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