Forum:Vote on RAHB's sexuality

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Gay

Score: 5
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Beard = gay Rock-O-Jello @ (I'm listening...) 03:16, 16 August 2014 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. — Sir Y KUN NotM UGM FIC PS F@H No uncyclopedia.png (talk) 03:23:10 08-16-'14 UTC
  • Symbol for vote.svg STRONG BONER ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 03:38, 16 August 2014 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote.svg Semen literally dripping out of his anus as I continue to penetrate his colon intensively Feels good man. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 12:29, 16 August 2014 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Can confirm, my gaydar started beeping right away. DanPintalkcontribs 11:50, 22 August 2014 (UTC)

Straight as a boner[1]

Score: 2
  • Symbol declined.svg Against. Rock-O-Jello @ (I'm listening...) 03:18, 16 August 2014 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. He only gives blowjobs for coke money and e-cigarettes. Big deal. That doesn't mean RAHB's gay. The dude was just raised by parents who never taught him the meaning of what's right and wrong. SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 03:46, 16 August 2014 (UTC)
  • --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 08:14, 16 August 2014 (UTC)
  • Vicious against. He wants me so bad it's obvious. --ShabiDOO 02:23, 20 August 2014 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Whatever... -- MagicBus Talk to me! 12:53, 20 August 2014 (UTC)

Ponies

Score: 4

His sexual preference is irrelevant

Score: 1

Coprophiliac

Score: 1
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. We've all thought of it at some point. --Mimo&maxus 19:25, 20 August 2014 (UTC)

In favour

Score: 1

Note

  1. Please note: boners can be pretty curvy