|This user is fae Bonnie Scotland|
So go take a running fuck at a rolling doughnut
|This user is a total UKer,|
and can call you wanker with impunity.
My Articles[edit | edit source]
Here is a fairly wide selection of the articles I've written:
God Screw You Royally, Gentlemen
Bluestocking (WITH HELP FROM ROMARTUS)
Aliana y los Enanitos Grandes
Films of Waves Accompanied by a Breathy Voice-over to be shown at Modern Art Galleries
Songs[edit | edit source]
Semi-auto-biographical[edit | edit source]
Will & Testament[edit | edit source]
Unfortunately, so far my contributions on this site only tell half the story, because I used to edit at the spoon. If you want a bit of entertainment, check my user-page: , block log:  and final contributions: . I could go into a detailed criticism of the site, but instead I'll just jump to my conclusion: I would encourage anyone to only edit at that site if it will piss off this guy: .
Here I have been met somewhat more hospitably and aim to keep activity high as much as possible. The problem is that I'm writing this now after a long spell of inactivity, and I don't know why it ended. Perhaps someone reminded the people on IRC that this site still exists.