User:Everyotherusernamewastaken

	Writer of the Month August 2015

Everyotherwordforpeniswastaken

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This user is fae Bonnie Scotland Go away an boil yer heed.

This user is a total UKer, and will commit murder for a nice cup of tea. (British Uncyclopedians)

	Noob of the Moment August 2014

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This user is a member of Imperial Colonization.

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This user thinks that Mr winkler is GAY, quite annoyingly.

This user has an unhealthy obsession with Frank Zappa. You can make futile attempts to cure them by suggesting various therapies and focus groups.

My Articles

Here is a fairly wide selection of the articles I've written:

Nothing's syndrome
Rembrandt
God Screw You Royally, Gentlemen
Bluestocking (WITH HELP FROM ROMARTUS)
Glory hole
Aliana y los Enanitos Grandes
Films of Waves Accompanied by a Breathy Voice-over to be shown at Modern Art Galleries
One-liner
Trojan Asteroid
Coming soon

Songs

UnTunes:God Screw You Royally, Gentlemen
UnTunes:Wine-writer's (Wander)lust
UnTunes:I'm Disgusting, and That's Got You Hot
UnTunes:I Eat Babies

Semi-auto-biographical

Too Tall
Poet

Will & Testament

Unfortunately, so far my contributions on this site only tell half the story, because I used to edit at the spoon. If you want a bit of entertainment, check my user-page: [1], block log: [2] and final contributions: [3]. I could go into a detailed criticism of the site, but instead I'll just jump to my conclusion: I would encourage anyone to only edit at that site if it will piss off this guy: [4].

Here I have been met somewhat more hospitably and aim to keep activity high as much as possible. The problem is that I'm writing this now after a long spell of inactivity, and I don't know why it ended. Perhaps someone reminded the people on IRC that this site still exists.