UnTunes:I'm Disgusting, and That's Got You Hot

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I ain't no carpenter, but I make an evergreen stool
My nerves is dumb as dirt, but I ain't no fool.
I see you over there in the corner, tryna keep your cool
And, my fair lady, do I detect a little hint of drool?
So come on over, an' gimme what you got
'cos I'm disgusting, and that's got you hot.
Come on baby, pick up your telephone
I'm patient honey, 'cos I'm diarrhoea prone
So gimme a call, if you're tired of being alone
And sit with me on my ceramic throne.
So come on over, an' gimme what you can
'cos I'm disgusting, and I'mma be your man.
My heart's on my sleeve and I got little mouths on my head
You make it worth all the tears I've cried, and all the skin I've shed
So stay in my ward with me, maybe someday we'll wed
And consummate our marriage on the sacred quarantine bed.
So come on over, an' gimme what you got
'cos I'm disgusting, and that's got you hot.