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I ordered a glass of a new Chardonnay

for writing a column to be published in May.

I like the delicate petite to the strong arabesque scent

But I've wanted something more since I was adolescent.

Comparing wines to the human female,

Describing them with unnecessary detail.

I'd kill to have my metaphors come to life

in a flute, or a saucer, though a tumbler would cause strife.

I took a little look, then a sniff then a feel,

then it shocked my lips like an electric eel.

I derive much pleasure from doing it blindfolded

'cos when I take a peek I get a kick from being scolded.

Comparing wines...

While the body's reminiscent of a curvaceous blonde,

It has a little nose of which I'm rather fond.

You'd enjoy it well with a platter of oysters;

I'd enjoy it more nestled up my four-poster.

Comparing wines...