User:MasterWangs
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Noob of the Moment July 2012 |
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“Drink scotch at early hours and play poker all night lol”
“Be kind to my liver? And what exactly has my liver done for me lately?!”
“I'm not gay, but gimme fifty quid, some scotch and enough weed and I can be anything you like!”
A past life on the web[edit | edit source]
I got banned from the wikipedia because I edited "irresponsibly" so I migrated.
I then proceeded to vandalise RAHB's talk page and blank site pages for shits and giggles.
The present![edit | edit source]
I decided to write stuff, omg, I can string a sentence together :O
IRL[edit | edit source]
I'm from The United Kingdom. I'm a freshly starting out Junior barrister (heaven help us all).
My hobbies include drinking, writing UnNews (maybe other stuff later), drinking with friends, law breaking, law breaking with friends and breaking the law because drinking. Stop making fun of my drinking problem.
My userboxes[edit | edit source]
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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 12 years. |
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My edits: 266 |
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This user's real age is: 33 years, 3 months and 30 days. |
My articles[edit | edit source]
- UnNews:Global warming, found to be a lie!
- UnNews:Mark Zuckerberg updates status to 'married'
- UnNews:Facebook on the verge of Wall Street collapse?
- UnNews:Pope disappointed in media "uh-oh"
- UnNews:Spain posing a late entry into the Eurozone financial crisis
- UnNews:Greek elections soon, GFC version 2.0 looming?
- UnNews:Voldemort announced as torch carrier for London games
- UnNews:Man crushes police cars because "they took all my weed"
- UnNews:Wikia CEO contracts Hepatitis B, world celebrates
- UnNews:Climate debate; causing experts to masturbate
- UnNews:Token minority in upcoming BBC drama will not have their minority status used as a plot device
- UnNews:Donald Trump facing impeachment after GOP is assaulted by barrage of stonefruit in House of Representatives
- UnNews:Local homophobe creampies QANTAS CEO
- UnNews:Media outlet that considers videos of dogs farting to be journalism, outraged by suggestions of being "fake news"
Useful shit[edit | edit source]
- Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion - Vote for crap articles to be deleted
- Uncyclopedia:VFH - Vote for good articles to be
deletedfeatured - Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD - Speedy delete of crap
- Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol - Vandals go here
I'm not irresponsible, it's just you're overly responsible. --MasterWangs 
01:29, May 27, 2012 (UTC)