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Noob of the Moment Award Noob of the Moment July 2012

    my anti-drug

“Drink scotch at early hours and play poker all night lol”

~ me on life

“Be kind to my liver? And what exactly has my liver done for me lately?!”

~ Doing it right

“I'm not gay, but gimme fifty quid, some scotch and enough weed and I can be anything you like!”

A past life on the web[edit]

I got banned from the wikipedia because I edited "irresponsibly" so I migrated.

I then proceeded to vandalise RAHB's talk page and blank site pages for shits and giggles.

The present![edit]

I decided to write stuff, omg, I can string a sentence together :O


I'm from The United Kingdom. I'm a freshly starting out Junior barrister (heaven help us all).

My hobbies include drinking, writing UnNews (maybe other stuff later), drinking with friends, law breaking, law breaking with friends and breaking the law because drinking. Stop making fun of my drinking problem.

My userboxes[edit]

Clock.gif This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
7 years and 3 months.

British flag.gif This user is a total UKer,
and knows how to queue.
(British Uncyclopedians)

Answer to Life.png My edits: 266

VERY OLD PERSON.jpg This user's real age is:
28 years, 6 months and 30 days.

My articles[edit]

  1. UnNews:Global warming, found to be a lie!‎
  2. UnNews:Mark Zuckerberg updates status to 'married'‎
  3. UnNews:Facebook on the verge of Wall Street collapse?
  4. UnNews:Pope disappointed in media "uh-oh"
  5. UnNews:Spain posing a late entry into the Eurozone financial crisis
  6. UnNews:Greek elections soon, GFC version 2.0 looming?
  7. UnNews:Voldemort announced as torch carrier for London games
  8. UnNews:Man crushes police cars because "they took all my weed"
  9. UnNews:Wikia CEO contracts Hepatitis B, world celebrates
  10. UnNews:Climate debate; causing experts to masturbate
  11. UnNews:Token minority in upcoming BBC drama will not have their minority status used as a plot device
  12. UnNews:Donald Trump facing impeachment after GOP is assaulted by barrage of stonefruit in House of Representatives
  13. UnNews:Local homophobe creampies QANTAS CEO
  14. UnNews:Media outlet that considers videos of dogs farting to be journalism, outraged by suggestions of being "fake news"

Useful shit[edit]

I'm not irresponsible, it's just you're overly responsible. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 01:29, May 27, 2012 (UTC)