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It's so boring right now.-- SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 02:25, 15 February 2013 (UTC)

Forum vote just for fun, that is voting on doing nothing

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  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. --— Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 02:52, 15 February 2013 (UTC)
  2. Comment Back in my day to get WotM you had to fight and defeat the current WotM, pull out his (or her) heart, and feast on it to gain the mystical and life-extending power it contained. Compared to that, fellatio just seems lazy. Probably attracts a whole different, greasier, crowd to the arena, too. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:28, 16 February 2013 (UTC)
  3. Reply - Hot.-- SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 03:49, 16 February 2013 (UTC)
  4. There used to be genuine competition for the most nostalgic comments. These days, it's not the same. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 04:13, Feb 16
  5. Comment Think this is bad? Uncyclowikia SPIKEpedia's WOTM's only winners are mvnbcxz, SPIKE, and Aleister, all assisting to the regime of shit!--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 05:39, 16 February 2013 (UTC)
    SPIKEpedia has more room now, and we each get mansions and lots of pizza. You'd be surprised at how many pregnant chicks come to see mvnbcxz (a.k.a. msnbc), and we get the sloppy seconds and get to fuck the umbilical chords. Aleister 11:22 16-2-'13
  6. People used to put real thought in to their nostalgia. Now, instead of older, more nostalgic references, they just reference more recent, less nostalgic ones. If I ever see another person nostalgically drop another reference dating from sometime after I, personally, left elementary school, high school, college and had to become an adult or whatever I'm going to scream out, nostalgically, "What are those things of which you speak?!" I mean, Gameboy Advance? What the hell is that?! Everybody knows that portable gaming peaked when you had to hold the screen at just the right angle to see it, in just the right light, and even then you couldn't see anything because the screen and the background were similar shades of headache, and even if you could you wouldn't want to, because the games were shit, and even if you wanted to play bad games on a grey screen you could not do so, because the Nintendo Gameboy didn't exist yet, and you didn't even have a NES because your father said "I didn't go over and kill gooks in Korea just to buy that ching-chong crap from some nips", which sounded wrong on so many levels, but you didn't know enough to know what was wrong, and so you sat in your room and stared at your copy of The Goonies on Betamax and pretended that you were far, far away from wherever it was that you were, not realizing that you'd spend the rest of your life trying to get back there, which was all as it should be. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:49, 16 February 2013 (UTC)
  7. Comment Maybe instead of voting every 5 minutes, we should just write articles? I was quite charmed by getting newbie of the month, I think writer of the year and stuff is cute, but every month seems like overkill to me. Leverage (talk) 12:10, 16 February 2013 (UTC)
    Also Comment We do it every month for the calendar, WotM's of Uncyclopedia. It's really quite off-putting. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:39, 16 February 2013 (UTC)

Until such time as activity picks up, I'd advocate dropping it to WotQ, until it becomes reasonable to go to monthly again. Most of us have lives and we get serious voting fatigue with this perpetual voting. I'd rather be free to write more, honestly. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2013.02.16.19:04

  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Nostalgia Per Modus, but with more poignant pathos. Nominally Humane! 12:29 20 Feb

Vote to make it Writer of The Season

A quarterly award for the best writer in spring, summer, autumn and winter?

  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Leverage (talk) 15:30, 17 February 2013 (UTC)
  2. FlaccidDickVote.svg Limp boner. Only works in one hemisphere. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2013.02.17.16:54
Dawg right. Of the moment then, like the noobie award? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Leverage (talk • contribs)
Nah. That'll make it too hard. --— Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 13:38, 19 February 2013 (UTC)
Make my boner too hard, perhaps. Quarter is easiest: Jan/Feb/March, April/May/June, July/Aug/Sept, Oct/Nov/Dec. I mean, why am I even in the running for WotM? Vote fatigue is a plague. NotM, Foolitzer, etc, should also be dropped to Quarterly. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2013.02.19.18:11
  1. FlaccidDickVote.svg BonNOT. Let's do Writer of the 2 months. --— Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 13:38, 19 February 2013 (UTC)
  2. Let's do SPIKEmartusontheRadio of the month, maybe? Y ¬
    I'm not Barack Obama, but I endorse this message. Nominally Humane! 12:30 20 Feb

Vote to make SPIKE the best writer forever and ever and celebrate him every single month

  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Pretend Spıke ¬ 


I want to be writer of winter. Can I? Can I? I'll be good to all of you. Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 21:50, 26 February 2013 (UTC)