UnTunes:The Uncyclopedian's Song
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As Tom Lehrer would say, "set to a possibly recognizable tune. [1]" Obligatory apologies to W. S. Gilbert [2].
Helpful note: playing the song at 1.4 times the speed makes it sound a bit clearer.
Lyrics
>Ahem<
- I am the very model of a good Uncyclopedian,
- My endless flows of witty prose alleviate your tedium,
- But if you're here to blank and spam and vandalize this medium,
- Well then, my friend, I'll have to get med'eval on your seat-ium! (Sorry 'bout that...)
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- He'll bury you in scorn and get med'eval on your seat-ium,
- He is the very model of a good Uncyclopedian!
- I spend my nights on my PC a-typing on my articles,
- And seeing that the noobs don't feel like subatomic particles,
- Reporting blankers, spam and crap that smells like eggy farticles, (Oops, that one, too)
- Reverting page on page of stuff that's grown too many barnacles!
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- Reverting page on page of stuff that's grown too many barnacles,
- And seeing that the noobs don't feel like subatomic particles!
- So if you think this place is where you go to whine and moan a lot,
- I'm sorry pal, you've got it wrong, we'll only think you're made of snot,
- So grab a drink, unwind, and maybe smoke yourself a bong of pot,
- And try your hand at writing stuff that makes us really laugh a lot.
- We really hope you'll love this place, and treat it as a second home,
- Don't be a dick, and kiss the feet of the admins upon their thrones,
- If you are good then someday soon you likely will get thrown a bone,
Cowbell Solo!!!
- If not then we'll just have to kick you out into the time-out zone.
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- We really hope you'll love this place and treat it as a second home,
- If you are good then someday soon you likely will get thrown a bone,
- If not then we'll just have to kick you out into the time-out zone.
- We need the talent that you bring, your fresh ideas, everything,
- We know from hard experience that VFH can really sting,
- But just persist and next you'll be an awesome humour writing king,
- If not, we'll like you anyway, unless you act like emperor Ming.
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- We know from hard experience that VFH can really sting,
- But just persist and next you'll be an awesome humour writing king.
Credits
Parody Lyrics, midi sequence & vocals: ••••
• I 
my cat!
 | This page was originally sporked from The Major General's Song by Gilbert & Sullivan |
Notes
- ^ Ok, ok, a rearrangement of a possibly recognizable tune, then.
- ^ That prick Arthur Sullivan, however, can go fuck himself.
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