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So I was just on IRC with Magic Man and we got talking about all the users we miss dearly that have left us. We realize that a lot of people quit because of other commitments, but what about the users that got sick of us that don't pop in on the odd occasion but have simply left us never to return? So I was thinking instead of them getting the odd E-mail every 3 months from 1 user asking them to come back, we get a huge petition for them to come back. A list of people who wish they never quit in the first place to follow the below instructions:

  • Sign your name next to a user you miss
  • Wait until the 14th of November when we should have a decent amount of names clocked up
  • Everyone on the 14th E-mails the user over the 24 hour period via Special:EmailUser with a link to this forum and a note about why they miss them
  • Overwhelmed with E-Mails being told they are missed they might, just might, think about coming back from their absence
  • ?????
  • Profit

Note: Add your own new sections as names come to mind, just keep it alphabetical

We miss you people come back!

AE

Score: 1
  • Symbol for vote.svg For - Partly because I'm still riddled with guilt about being a dick to AE, but also because I think his stated reason for leaving forever should bring a feeling of sorrow and shame to every Uncyclopedian. "I came here expecting to read and write humor and enjoy, but it's not at all fun or funny with the everyday drama, trolling etc." Is that what we want to be? -- Thankful Kippy Cornucopia clipart.png Share blessings Cornucopia clipart.png Bountiful harvest Cornucopia clipart.png 10:26, Nov. 27, 2012

An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays

Score: 5

Black flamingo11

Score: 8
  • SHAAAAANE! COME BACK SHAAAAAANE! ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Nov 6 '12 9:14 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. See above. --Wanna see a magic trick? 16:38, November 6, 2012 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:37, November 7, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. This seems silly since I'm rarely if ever on here...but man this guy was the tits. User:Mrthejazz/sig 02:13, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Emailing him a day behind schedule for reasons described below. On a different computer, got this to work now. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 00:25, November 16, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Says fuck you to pink, excellent. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 22:27, November 16, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 03:01, 21 November 2012
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Was he stolen from us by the Pink Flamingos? Is he now a compere in a singles bar?? End speculation and return Avian Noir. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:23, December 4, 2012 (UTC)

Dexter111344

Score: 167
  • (Etc...)
  • Dr. Skullthumper

    Score: 6.5
    • I miss him so --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:43, November 15, 2012 (UTC)
    • AgainstGreen.svg Against slightly. He's great.. actually f him.. Yrtneg (talk) 23:26, November 15, 2012 (UTC)
    • Since Wikia is throttling our email-sending to one per day, I'm taking this opportunity to vote "for", because Dr. Skullthumper was the only person who ever thought I was funny. Come back, you Nancy-boy. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Nov 16 '12 14:52 (UTC)
    • Symbol for vote.svg For. Read this as Skullhumper the first I read it, made me laugh. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 22:27, November 16, 2012 (UTC)
    • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. He's probably just stopped being active because of school. He still edits every now and then. ~jcm 22:45, November 21, 2012 (UTC)
    • Cheesus2.jpg Cheese be with you.--Naughtius Maximus Leaf.jpg F@H Woof!Za slice.jpg MeowMUN 16:32, November 23, 2012 (UTC)
    • Symbol for vote.svg For Dr. Schoolbumper. -- Thankful Kippy Cornucopia clipart.png Share blessings Cornucopia clipart.png Bountiful harvest Cornucopia clipart.png 09:26, Nov. 27, 2012
    • Symbol for vote.svg For. ---- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 00:58, November 30, 2012 (UTC)
    • Symbol for vote.svg For. Quality work as a writer and an admin. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:14, November 30, 2012 (UTC)
    • Skullthumper gets a mention here but not me? Fuck you guys! Also strong for, this'll teach that asshole to outperform me. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:06, Dec 2
      We figured you'd come back "whenever", because you're not a little bitch who likes reddit and people who don't squawk when you boss them around. On a side note, howdy! Welcome back. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngMon, Dec 3 '12 5:49 (UTC)
    • Strong Against Skullthumper is gay. -- The Zombiebaron 07:47, December 3, 2012 (UTC)
      YOU HOMOPHOBIC WRETCH!!! I'm telling GLAAD! --Lord Scofield Stark 15:08, December 6, 2012 (UTC)

    Famine

    Score: 9
    • PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Can we try this for once? GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 07:15, November 13, 2012 (UTC)
    • Symbol for vote.svg For. I will if he will. --~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 07:35, 13 November 2012 19:35, November 13, 2012 (UTC)
    • Symbol for vote.svg 0.o... ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Nov 13 '12 20:02 (UTC)
    • wow, here's an oldie. He's gotta be what, in his fifties by now? User:Mrthejazz/sig 03:23, November 14, 2012 (UTC)
    • PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. He apparently disliked everyone and everything. A good quality in a person. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 03:45, November 14, 2012 (UTC)
    • For. If there were any Uncyclopedians I respected or looked up to, Famine would be one of them. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:58, November 14, 2012 (UTC)
    • For. His 'you can all get stuffed' farewell to this website remains a classic in the genre. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:11, November 16, 2012 (UTC)
    • Symbol for vote.svg For. His "Fuck Y'all" speech was the most arrogant thing I have ever read without doubt. We need more arrogant fucks around here. For For For! --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 22:27, November 16, 2012 (UTC)
    • Symbol for vote.svg For - He cut down a three month ban of mine to three days. Truly, under that bastard shell was a bastard made of sugar. -- Thankful Kippy Cornucopia clipart.png Share blessings Cornucopia clipart.png Bountiful harvest Cornucopia clipart.png 09:28, Nov. 27, 2012

    Hyperbole

    Score: 6

    Guildensternenstein

    Score: 1
    • How did we forget? LASSIE COME HOME. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Dec 7 '12 11:34 (UTC)

    kakun

    Score: 2
    • PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. I don't know what this is, and also to paraphrase Frank Zappa, the world will not end in fire and brimstone, but nostalgia and paperwork. Regardless, if we're petitioning old users to come back, which in itself is kind of...a strange thing to do, then we must bring back the greatest Uncyclopedian of all time. -RAHB 06:40, November 9, 2012 (UTC)
      • Jesus* Christ RAHB, how do you expect me to write an article now? *sucking hard RAHB's boner in a straight way* Thanks RAHB and everybody. ~ Kakun · talk 19:20, November 11, 2012 (UTC)
    • Symbol for vote.svg For. He likes Southpark. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 22:27, November 16, 2012 (UTC)

    Lollipop

    Score: 8

    MadMax

    Score: 5

    Mimo&maxus

    Score: 6

    Mnbvcxz

    Score: 5
    • PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:59, October 28, 2012 (UTC)
    • PacmanOnHisBack.png Gay Pacman. I didn't know him that well, but he seemed helpful. Anyway, the more the merrier. --Wanna see a magic trick? 04:18, October 28, 2012 (UTC)
    • Wasn't this the guy who was open to the fact he had a fetish for Mpreg? but yeah, Symbol for vote.svg For. -- HIPSTER T)alk C)untributions B)an 20:56, November 16, 2012 (UTC)
    • Symbol for vote.svg For. Too lazy to come up with an actual name, excellent. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 22:27, November 16, 2012 (UTC)
    • Symbol for vote.svg For. 'Died' in the 'Butt Poop Template War' (see his last edits). I had thought his user name was something conjured on a German Enigma machine until I was told ' look at the bottom row of keys in reverse order'. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:22, November 30, 2012 (UTC)

    Nikau

    Score: 3
    • Oh, come on, man! ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Nov 6 '12 9:14 (UTC)
    • PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:37, November 7, 2012 (UTC)
    • Symbol for vote.svg For. His name can be spelt with the periodic table, Nickel Potassium Gold... --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 22:27, November 16, 2012 (UTC)
    • Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 03:03, 21 November 2012
    • Against. You say it now, but just wait until I've given you all a venereal disease. --Nikau (talk) 11:35, November 28, 2012 (UTC)

    Nintendorulez

    Score: 4

    NoNamesLeft

    Score: 3

    Oliphaunte

    Score: 6
    • PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:59, October 28, 2012 (UTC)
    • PacmanOnHisBack.png Gay Pacman. --Wanna see a magic trick? 04:18, October 28, 2012 (UTC)
    • PurpleDickVote.svg მაქვს ერექციის ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Nov 7 '12 8:03 (UTC)
    • Symbol for vote.svg For. AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 23:53, November 9, 2012 (UTC)
    • Symbol for vote.svg For. Can't spell Elefant, neither can I! --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 22:27, November 16, 2012 (UTC)
    • Symbol for vote.svg For. Once there were two users named "Oli", now we only have the gay one! -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 23:26, November 17, 2012 (UTC)


    Prettiestpretty

    Score: 4
    • Symbol for vote.svg For.. The Great Dame, Uncyclopedia's Queen. Left us to get paid for her work but here's hoping she comes back someday. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:24, November 17, 2012 (UTC)
    • Symbol for vote.svg Get fired and come back in disgrace, you ----! ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Nov 17 '12 23:47 (UTC)
    • Symbol for vote.svg For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:54, November 17, 2012 (UTC)
    • Cheesus2.jpg Cheese be with you.--Naughtius Maximus Leaf.jpg F@H Woof!Za slice.jpg MeowMUN 16:37, November 23, 2012 (UTC)

    Savethemooses

    Score: 1

    TheHumbucker

    Score: 5

    Vodkelpplant

    Score: 4
    • Gone before his time. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Nov 6 '12 9:14 (UTC)
    • Symbol for vote.svg Yeah... --Wanna see a magic trick? 16:36, November 6, 2012 (UTC)
    • PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:37, November 7, 2012 (UTC)
    • Symbol for vote.svg For. Kelp --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 22:27, November 16, 2012 (UTC)

    Xamralco

    Score: 9


    Zana Dark

    Score: 2
    Isn't she still banned? -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 07:18, November 16, 2012 (UTC)
    Banned harder than pork in Tel Aviv. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Nov 16 '12 15:05 (UTC)
    ZD is the banshee of Uncyclopedia's soul. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:51, November 17, 2012 (UTC)
    • Symbol for vote.svg For the lulls.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Nov 17 '12 23:47 (UTC)

    A question

    So what if one of them doesn't have emailuser? --Wanna see a magic trick? 05:38, October 28, 2012 (UTC)

    They probably won't get the email. It's the thought that counts, that's true of everything, except bomb disposal. --Chiefjustice3DS 00:13, October 29, 2012 (UTC)
    It also means they are gay and we can't do a lot D: ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:35, October 29, 2012 (UTC)

    Help!

    I missed where it said "keep 'em in alphabetical order." And Magic Man added a comment to the last entry that won't make sense if I reorder them properly. What do I do? What do I do? Oh, God! What do I do?!?!? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Nov 7 '12 6:33 (UTC)

    Reorder them (but not my question). --Wanna see a magic trick? 01:13, November 8, 2012 (UTC)
    Done. PS I'm waiting until the 14th to sign up in case I'm not online that day. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:21, November 8, 2012 (UTC)

    Hmmm...

    I think that the list of users that we want to come back is far longer than the list of users who we have left. Many of them had reasons for leaving beyond being too busy or just getting sick of the place. I personally left because the level of funny dropped as users who were good writers were pushed out due to others not being good at sharing their toys, and I was getting more frustrated with the politics than getting any fun of of the writing. (I have become busy IRL as well, but that's an aside.) I'm now over at the mirror site working on getting that to be a more accurate mirror, and once I've finalised the image importing, then I'll possibly start writing there again. But while this site remains as fucked up as it currently is, I have a definite lack of motivation to come back. (Except to say hi to people. Hi people!) Nominally Humane! 09:04 10 Nov

    I've been here since 1920, and you haven't said anything that any of the previous generations have said. Except for that mirror thing. We didn't have 'em back then, on account of the strikes in the reflection mines. Wildcat strikes, if memory serves. Genuine wildcats, too, not like them little balls of fur you kids have these days. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:20, November 12, 2012 (UTC)

    Got the addresses?

    We need the damn addresses! Remind them that they are unbanned! GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 07:11, November 13, 2012 (UTC)

    User Special:EmailUser and they weren't ever banned... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:15, November 13, 2012 (UTC)
    I can't get the page to load now that I've emailed one user. Tried it on both Firefox and IE. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:35, November 14, 2012 (UTC)
    Honestly, I don't understand why people us FF and IE at all. They are slow, old, and obsolete browsers compared to Chrome. They are also fat as hell on teh hard drivez. I would recommend you get Chrome & try again. HGA (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) Unterstützung des Dritten Reich!00:43 15 November 2012
    Update: I have Chrome, and just tried it on Chrome. Same thing - the only thing that loads when I click on Special:EmailUser is a blank page. I even refreshed the page. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 00:48, November 15, 2012 (UTC)
    here is what my screen shows.


    WIKIA, YOU SUCK.

    "Action throttled

    You can not perform this action right now. Please try again in a few minutes, or contact Wikia if you are having difficulties.

    Return to Main Page."

    Oh, I'll contact Wikia. I'LL CONTACT WIKIA WITH A FISTFUL OF MY OWN FECES. You suck termite buttocks, Wikia. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, Nov 15 '12 13:21 (UTC)

    Argh...now I'm getting logged out when I try to email people. !@#$%^$#@#!!!!! (lazy excuse for thinking up a creative swearword) -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 00:45, November 16, 2012 (UTC)
    Update: now that I'm back at my home computer instead of at the library, I'm no longer getting logged out, but I am getting the same Action Throttled message. I sent Wikia a bug report, with a touch of grouchiness. And I'm usually not grouchy. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:55, November 16, 2012 (UTC)
    Apparently, I have been limited to sending one email per 24-hour period. Thanks, Wikia! ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Nov 16 '12 14:55 (UTC)
    Although as a sock you still get only one email allowed every 24 hours. If you have numerous socks it will allow you to send numerous emails evey 24 hours. Of course, socks are evil. Nominally Humane! 04:19 17 Nov
    The one email per 24-hour period apparently applies to everyone. Here's the response I received from wikia:

    Hello Simslikesims, Thanks for contacting Wikia and not letting BB go contact us first because I did not want his feces thrown at me. I had just taken a long shower, it seemed like a waste of hot water to just have to go back in. Unfortunately, the "action throttled" message is correct. Back in late 2010 and early 2011 we found that spammers and vandals had begun to manipulate the EmailUser functionality to either harass users or to simply send them spam. As such, after looking at the numbers of /legitimate/ uses of EmailUser, we found a very low number of users using the function and an even lower amount using it more than once a day. The low use was probably due to the fact that there are no links to EmailUser in the skin-that-shall-not-be-mentioned. As such, there is a one-a-day, 24-hr throttle hardcoded into our system. Have you considered leaving a message on the talk page of the users? I certainly like Uncyc's idea, we can definitely investigate about helping you guys out in another way if you find the talk page method is going to be ineffective. That way we don't suck so much termite buttocks.


    Timothy Quievryn Wikia Community Support Team

    So anyways, this would seem to encourage the creation of socks, or else spread these emails over a week or so, emailing one person a day. I wish they would come back and read their userpage, but that seems unlikely. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 07:25, November 17, 2012 (UTC)

    This whole petition idea came about because most of those users *DON'T* come back and read their talk pages. Once again, Thanks, Wikia®! ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Nov 17 '12 8:05 (UTC)

    Looks up at list

    Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Also, people voting for Dex and The Humbucker to come back? Yeah, that'll work. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 06:33, Nov 16

    LOL. Odds are, only one of them will come back, even if we all email them both. Also, nice to see you, UU. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:37, November 16, 2012 (UTC)
    *looks in mirror* Yeah, it is good to see me. I'm lookin' fine! Nice to see you too, Simsilikesims. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 06:41, Nov 16
    *looks at UU* I don't remember your head being so...potato shaped. And covered in sour cream. And chives. And bacon bits. Damn, you look delicious. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:14, November 16, 2012 (UTC)

    No way to get the old users back

    the new users have destroyed the site with low grade crap. only way to get them back is to destroy all edits after december 2010 and only let the old users run the site. no other users should use it.

    173.245.64.47 12:59, November 17, 2012 (UTC)

    Come out from behind the curtain. Is that you Famine? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:32, November 17, 2012 (UTC)
    I heartily agree, Mr. Whomever. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Nov 17 '12 17:50 (UTC)
    Or should I say...Mister Pony-Pants McVandalfaggot? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Nov 17 '12 20:21 (UTC)
    Hello 173.245.64.47 or whatever you may actually be called, the point of a wiki is that if you find something that sucks then you re-write, if someone makes a crap edit you revert it. So whatever crap articles you are complaining about are not going to be fixed by people bickering about them, they are going to be fixed by you fixing them and making them better. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:47, November 17, 2012 (UTC)
    but most of my edits were after december 2010 ~jcm 22:35, November 21, 2012 (UTC)

    I SEE YOU GIVING UP. KEEP EMAILING, YOU LAZY THUNDERCUNTS

    That is all. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Nov 20 '12 19:30 (UTC)