“Oooer purty! if I hadn't taken a Vow of Non-Self-Editing I would definitely use that template!”
“Well then, I just might have to do it for you!”
“She doesn't even edit her own user page? I haven't seen such lazy etc.”
“Wait, I think I got the wrong address. Can you direct me to Senator Foley's hotel room?”
“Ceridwyn is just like birds. What are birds? We just don't know”
“Everything must be pink! Like the stormcloud of justice! Wait... hang on, lemme try that again...”
Info and stuff
|Featured Article: HowTo:Feng Shui Your Computer|
This person wrote an article which became one of the
Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
Who is she?
Despite her relatively few Uncyclopedia edits, Ceridwyn's contributions have been no less than awe-inspiring. She has the gift of the trivial power to make even the most perfect of pages infinitely more brilliant, yet can lend her power to only the greatest of pages; because with trivial power comes trivial responsibility. It is her gift, but also... her curse. ~ Spang
She is Australian except her ancestors basically got cut off so she sort of sounds the same but is referred to as a New Zealander for political reasons. Her real name is Lana Ruckspin and she lives alone with just her kitteh for company, and this guy who she tied up in the basement and suffocated with a bread-bag. She spends her time editing the site to while the time away whilst befriending everyone wherever she goes and generally making things overtly pretty. ~ Olipro
She has an incredibly low self-image. While most everyone who meets her would immediately say "Jeez, she totally pwns BENSON," she would have you believe the opposite. She has made her mark on the site with her pinkness and her long signature and her all-around existentiality. She is by far one of the kindest people on the site, and has the added advantage of being the only female that isn't also an admin (which unfortunately subjects her to the many advances of drunk Uncyclopedians). As this paragraph has become little more than a rant, the final thought will be that of hope: "Hope." ~ Ljlego
What is she?
Odds are that she's human.
Also, she is one of a non-dying breed of spelling Nazis, which is neither good nor bad. Actually, it's both. While their incessant minor edits to everything from UnNews articles to userpages can be flustering and headache-inducing, it also saves the other users from having to know how to spell the English language. This message brought to you by the loveable Gustav.
Where is she?
Some place; it's not important. What is important are the lists.
When is she?
She is presently present in the present, presently. This may seem redundantly redundant, but it is necessarily necessary.
How is she?
Dunno, ask her.
It's a she?
Honey, it's a she. And a funny one at that.
- Sniffing glitter glue. That girl's got expensive taste.
- Enraging insects with deodorant spray.
Does she speak Hebrew?
האם היא דוברת עברית? רוב הסיכויים שלא, אבל מכיוון שהיא טוענת שאפשר לערוך את הדף שלה בצורה חופשית, ננצל את ההזדמנות להוסיף קצת תעמולת כיבוש ציונית לדף המשתמש שלה. עם ישראל חי וכו'.
Congratulations, Spang has given you a rainbow!
For creating impressive arcs, and also for interesting use of colours in various places, including my userpage.
Hooray for you!
|Triumphant Arc Award|
Congratulation, you have won the prestigious Triumphant Arc Award!.
Awarded by Spang for being the first back to the margin, impressive
It is awarded only to those possessed of the most advanced
|Arctic Arc Award|
Hooray! You are the winner of the Arctic Arc Award!.
Awarded in recognition of the fact that you make the
It is awarded only to those who create arcs with