Forum:Uncyclopedia app

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Forums: Index > Village Dump > Uncyclopedia app
Note: This topic has been unedited for 2201 days. It is considered archived - the discussion is over. Do not add to unless it really needs a response.


I really think that Uncyclopedia should make an app for any type of handheld device like Ipod Touch, Ipad or anything like that for the app store. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 20:46, 23 June 2013 (UTC)

MagicBus, you sir, are a genius. Why don't we do this?!? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:48 23 June 2013
Mainly because we'd need to get someone who actually knows how to do that. -RAHB 21:36, 23 June 2013 (UTC)
We actually have an Android App developed and ready to be published. The problem is that it costs a whopping $25 to create a publishing account with Google Play Store, and we can hardly feed our Ferrari gas tanks as it is. As for the iOS, that's something we would probably need to pay a developer for unless someone does it pro bono. --EMC [TALK] 20:29 Jun 24 2013
hehehehe.... pro bono... The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  20:35, 24 June 2013 (UTC)
To develop an iOS app, you need a Mac to program it (the SDK is free) and $99 a year in order to publish to the iTunes Store. Only way you'd breakeven is to sell 145 copies of the app at $0.99 (after Apple take a 30% cut), but I'd trust this would be given away for free should it ever come to fruition. If the Ferrari fund is empty, how's the porn fund? There's always money there...right? -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 23:27, 5 July 2013 (UTC)
Wasted time and money. We have the mobile site. Unless there is crushing demand for a mobile app, its not worth the effort. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 01:37, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
Ladies and gentleman, let me introduce you to Captain Obvious' cousin, Lieutenant Restate Accepted Conclusions Bluntly And Matter-Of-Factly. They call him Lotus Flower for short. -RAHB 04:42, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

Money?

How come we have so little money? How much does the wikia site have? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:41 24 June 2013

Not enough... unfortunately. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 20:59, 24 June 2013 (UTC)
I was thinking a little more detail would be useful. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 21:00 24 June 2013
We blew all our money on the servers you fool! Wikia has liek, a lot! Because of the ads n' shit. Which is why we moved... I think. Also, want a pegasus burger? Its hot off the grill! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 21:01, 24 June 2013 (UTC)
Didn't we move beacasue of censoring, SPIKE and shit like that? I don't know, I was only a week old when the move happend so I was clueless. Also, pegasuses aren't real, dickhead! IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 21:06 24 June 2013
Eh, Simsie canceled out the SPIKE levels, I hear. And the censoring was... another factor. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 21:09, 24 June 2013 (UTC)(PEGASAI ARE REAL BITCH!)
That sentance makes it sound like you're on both sites? Are you? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 21:13 24 June 2013 And also, they aren't real, and its pegasuses not PEGASAI! Bitch!
I am on both sites! Look me up there! I caused all of he admins, and RAHB, to do stuff... It was fun. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 21:27, 24 June 2013 (UTC)
What stuff? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 21:32 24 June 2013
Just read simsie's talk page on the wikiaz, and Romanartus' page too... You'll see. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 21:39, 24 June 2013 (UTC)
Denz, "we" didn't move, you weren't around yet. We moved for a ton of reasons, the ads were far from the biggest. -RAHB 23:05, 24 June 2013 (UTC)
User talk:Denza252 And user creation logs says otherwise. I was here before the move. And I realize that the ads weren't the biggest reason. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 00:16, 25 June 2013 (UTC)
Poop. -RAHB 17:31, 25 June 2013 (UTC)
Poop on a stick. --ShabiDOO 20:42, 25 June 2013 (UTC)
-RAHB 01:25, 26 June 2013 (UTC)

Money? Get away.

Get a good job with good pay and you're okay. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 01:32, 06/26/2013

Get out of here, hippie. This site is Bieber-only. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:20, 26 June 2013 (UTC)
Money, it's a gas. Grab that cash in your hands and make a stash. PS: SMD Modusoperandi -- NotReallyMyUsername 2013-06-28T02:29
I hate Bieber! Vocaloids are far better. No, really, I like vocaloids! A whole freaking lot! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 05:13, 28 June 2013 (UTC)
@DSA510: @Modusoperandi: Bugger off, both of you.
@NotReallyMyUsername: New car, caviar, four-star daydream; think I'll buy me a football team. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 07:32, 06/28/2013
I kid! You do know that Pink Floyd was the Justin Bieber of its day? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:49, 28 June 2013 (UTC)
Fuck all of you. Vocaloid is DA best!--The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 20:09, 28 June 2013 (UTC)
@DSA510: Nope.
@Modusoperandi: Really? Somehow I find that hard to believe.
Also: Money get back, I'm alright, Jack, keep your hands off my stack. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 01:55, 06/29/2013
They were. In fact, most of Bieber's lyrics are from them, translated in to Canadian English. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:55, 29 June 2013 (UTC)
It's a common trick in the Canadian music industry. Pretty much every Rush song is just Doors lyrics translated into Canadian English. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:11, 29 June 2013 (UTC)
@spaceman: you disgust me. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 03:18, 29 June 2013 (UTC)
@Zombiebaron: @Modusoperandi: Now I know you're just kidding me.
@DSA510: Hey, what can I say? I hate auto-tune, and Vocaloids are pretty much 100% auto-tune. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 23:56, 07/01/2013
@Spaceman :You're thinking of Miku or Len/Rin Kagamine. Search up vocaloids like Gumi, or Gakupo, they don't sound like singing dolphins. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 02:08, 2 July 2013 (UTC)

Lets get back on track

So, an uncyc app? It would be interesting, but most people tend to just use the mobile website. So I guess it isn't necassary, but if anyone wants to, I guess they could. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 04:11, 29 June 2013 (UTC)

Pretty sure the discussion is concluded. Everybody seems to agree that a mobile app would be cool, but none of us know how to make one or can afford to hire somebody else to make one. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:18, 29 June 2013 (UTC)
QUICK, to the kickstarter.com-mobile! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 23:10, 1 July 2013 (UTC)
I read that as "Kickstarter.com mobile". There's a mobile app for that? GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 01:32, 7 July 2013 (UTC)