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An Open Letter To SPIKE Of The Utmost Importance And The Highest Urgency[edit source]

Wasn't me. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 10:24, 2 January 2014 (UTC)(No seriously, it wasn't. The last time I visited UncycloWikia was today, and that was on accident)

A Lack of Good Prioritization (or "How I started to apologize for being a dick after saying I wasn't the perpetrator of some other thingy")[edit source]

I'm sorry for the last bout of drama I caused. I was immature, rude, and didn't control who got involved. I apologize to all parties, and I wish to start this year on a better note. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 10:37, 2 January 2014 (UTC)

Holy...[edit source]

Grail, you are back! Anton (talk) 17:22, 17 January 2014 (UTC)

Python[edit source]

I saw how you made this page better, and so I would like to ask you: did I delete anything good when I rewrote it? Thanks. Anton (talk) 17:12, 1 March 2014 (UTC)

Also, do you think a program in Python should be added there? Anton (talk) 17:16, 1 March 2014 (UTC)
Looks good, Though I'll put in a rewrite of the "Getting Started"section and put in some highly flawed python code. But yeah, good job. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 05:23, 2 March 2014 (UTC)
Great, thanks! Anton (talk) 10:50, 2 March 2014 (UTC)
Nominated it for VFH! Anton (talk) 10:58, 2 March 2014 (UTC)

UnSignpost: yet another new format but still less news[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Self-Proclaimed Greatest Periodical Of All Time!

– Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 04:09, 5 May 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

VFD[edit source]

Could you please add {{vfd}} to the articles you nominate? You don't seem to do that which means someone has to either yell at you or add the template themselves, and both options are annoying. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 22:17, 11 Jun 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

O sorri dawge, I'l doe dat. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 02:41, 12 June 2014 (UTC)

It's back! - The UnSignpost[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Sucking Journalism's Fat Wang. Badly.

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:52, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

Two weeks in a row? A new record! It's the UnSignpost[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Word to your mother.

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:41, 1 August 2014 (UTC)

A present[edit source]

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Does this look infected to you? It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Won't Tell Everyone That You Wet the Bed! Oops...

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 8 '14 12:18 (UTC)

More {{Boner}}s than a ragged Playgirl: It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper Made Entirely From Recycled Internet Memes

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 15 '14 20:14 (UTC)

We gave The UnSignpost an enema, so now it's regular![edit source]

The UnSignpost
Proudly supporting editorial independence whenever the board say it's okay

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 22 '14 2:14 (UTC)

Hey![edit source]

OMG I can't freakin' decide...
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I need to paint another portrait of Jared Leto, and I just can't choose which hairstyle I like the most. He's so freakin' hot!!!
Thanks for voting to feature Jared Leto on the main page!

~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:37, 26 August 2014

OMG! A WILD USP IS ON THE LOOSE![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The edition that's black and white and dead all over

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:47, 7 September 2014 (UTC)

Psychedelia[edit source]

Hi Denza! On the nomination page for my HMC entry, you said it ought to be moved to a correct namespace. I just remembered that this comment of yours never received an answer, so I'm sorry for that. Thinking about that now, there seems to be no good reason for the page to be in the main space, but I'm afraid it's too late to move it now. Anton (talk) 16:58, 16 September 2014 (UTC)

Unsignpost delivery attempt numbr hideous implosion[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Woop Woop! it's the sound of the Police UnSignpost!

Brace Yourselves, The UnSignpost is Coming![edit source]

The UnSignpost
Proudly supporting editorial independence whenever the board say it's okay

My Yu-Gi-Oh! collection[edit source]

You voted for My Yu-Gi-Oh! collection on VFH and it was featured so I guess I can give you one of my cards. Put it in a safe place. It's in mint condition.

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Thanks for your vote! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:22, 21 September 2014 (UTC)

The USP is coming for you! (and your little dog too)[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper With Love In Every Paragraph!

Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the USP?[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Only Newspaper That Is Not Controlled By The Cabal Who Are You What Are You Doi- AAAAHHHHH

dicks lol: It's UnSignpost time![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Wonders What Happened To You. You Used To Be Cool.

Thank you[edit source]

For being a bad ass.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 22:47 11.07.14

I permit you to kiss my feet. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 22:55, 7 November 2014 (UTC)
People just misunderstand SPIKE. Poor guy. --ShabiDOO 06:23, 8 November 2014 (UTC)

The UnSignpost is back, baby! (And also a little bit of front)[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper that won't leave you the same way they did!

Hello[edit source]

Hi Denza. Obviously RAHB has been letting us know the contents of your emails. I don't understand what gamergate is I have nothing to do with it, I don't know what doxxing is, I'm not sure how I have harassed you.I'm not sure why I'm being dragged into this, I have no interest in you in anyway, other than the fact you seem to be reverting edits and telling me to fuck off. So I'm going to make very special efforts to leave you alone as I do not want to antagonise you.

Please know I always go in #illogicopedia, and it isn't to talk to you. I am going to have ban you for reverting edits and generally being weird. If you really want to avoid me, try avoiding uncyclopedia, though know you are welcome if you chill out and get used to the fact I might be here. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 19:05, 18 December 2014 (UTC)

Please stahp[edit source]

About your UnNews article:

Bias Is Not a Replacement for Humor Never substitute bias in place of humor.

It's in HTBFANJS, for Christ's sake.

It seems like this is just an attempt to submit opinions on GamerGate and feminism just sarcastically enough to be admitted to a humor website.

And you may want to leave out Alex Hern, making fun of real people who aren't considered public figures (Uncyclopedia defines who is and isn't by whether or not they have a Wikipedia page) is considering cyberbullying, and generally not approved by the admins.

I came here to read Uncyclopedia, not the Ralph Retort.

Umm...I don't think writing one article is blatant pro-gamergate propagandizing trolling. The article could be a little funnier and maybe the pro-gamer game slant could be taken down a notch but he's basically doing what was called out to him: instead of starting up drama about it...write an article on it. So...I don't think we should knock him for trying.
Also this "bias is not a replacement for humour" sounds a WHOLE lot like the kind of drivel SPIKE says on a daily basis at the spoon. There should be no humour-gestapos at the fork. ShabiDOO 05:10, 29 January 2015 (UTC)
If OP doesn't like GG, he/she should make an account and write an article themselves. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 00:46, 30 January 2015 (UTC)

Vote, Vote, Vote[edit source]

It's that time of the year again! We're going to be showing off our Top Ten Articles of 2014 soon but so far, very few people have voted. It's all up to you to decide what's the best of the best! Go to Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2014 and vote now! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:23, 30 January 2015 (UTC)

DO NOT REVERT ME ON WIKIPEDIA[edit source]

All of my edits are correct and if you continue to revert me on Wikipedia I will be left with no choice but to report you to the administrators.– Preceding unsigned comment added by Shalir Salim (talk • contribs)

This is not Wikipedia, and DSA510 is not active here at the moment. Please do not cross-post to this site about your Wikipedia beefs. kthxbai. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Oct 27 '15 8:41 (UTC)

UnSignpost Home Delivery for May 1st, 2021[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Self-Proclaimed Greatest Periodical Of All Time!

It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]

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