User talk:MeepStarLives

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'Lo MeepStar

Have a look at the Portal:Art - you got yourself a feature. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 09:05, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

Bilight Poster

I nominated it in VFP. Because it is funny. Thought you might like to know. Whoremonal 18:49, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

Can you please

Upload a bigger Machiavelli pic? I like big pix, and I'd like it to fill at least a third of the width of the page. Otherwise it's awesome. I should probably be giving you a template but cant be bothered. Thanks. ~ 18:58, Feb 19, 2010

Award from UN:REQ

This user created Wall Street Kid, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created The Importance of Being Earnest, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created Green Dam Youth Escort, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created Cylon and Garfunkel, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created Xkcd, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

Thanks again

The article you shopped images for ended up as a feature on the front page. I wish to thank you once more for your help. You ought to edit this site more often than it seems you do; I nominated the Tiger Woods image on VFP, others agreed unanimously that it was a work of art - you could do a lot of good here. Like helping orphans, or damsels in distress. Actually, just orphans. I bagsy saving the the damsels, ta. --nldr 01:50, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

Biiiiiiiiiiig winner!

	Potatochopper of the Month July 2010

No really, thank you

Because of you I've went into a Simon & Garfunkel marathon. My head hurts. ~ 08:46, August 9, 2010 (UTC)

Ninjastar delivery! (and not in a murderous way)

This somehow landed on my talkpage, so I'm passing it on to you since you created that Beigeopedia image:

Sir MacMania GUN—[15:30 9 Aug 2010]

Yeah, sorry about that, I misunderstood who made the image based on my talk page. I really think it was cool of you to make that. Thanks again! User:Mrthejazz/sig 02:28, August 11, 2010 (UTC)

The article is nominated for feature if you are interested in voting for it. I really appreciate your contribution, by the way. User:Mrthejazz/sig 05:11, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

Honestly, I didn't know the majority of what you said there as far as the formatting goes. I killed the menu with the help of advice from EMC, but I have no idea what to do with the navbar, the references, etc. I also don't understand what you mean with the NOEDITSECTION. Would you be willing to make that change so I know what you're talking about?User:Mrthejazz/sig 05:29, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

Nevermind. Got the NOEDITSECTION thing on the magic words you linked.User:Mrthejazz/sig 05:39, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

Hi!

H! Indeed. Hello. —FUCK A DUCK WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [16:19 9 August 2010]

Jesus

Good pic find. Did you want to use it on Indulgence only? I've put it on Evil Jesus, a page I've been toying with for awhile, but will take it down if you would like to exclusive it on a page you had in mind for it. Thanks, Aleister 20:15 9 8

A letter from Filmmakers for Lens Flare

Thanks for supporting Lens flare! Sir MacMania GUN—[19:59 11 Aug 2010]

PS The FLF rep tells me that he likes your image work, but you should use more lens flare in your future potatochops. Sir MacMania GUN—[19:59 11 Aug 2010]

Russo-Japanese Thanks

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

I'm considering changing this template, but it probably won't happen.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:01, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

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My god—it's full of awesomeness!

Hope you don't mind that I used it for my article ... Sir MacMania GUN—[02:27 24 Aug 2010]

Its yours. Saw the article in recent changes and whipped this up for you. Least I can do! I only wish I had the time to clean it up more at the bottom. Shouldn't be too noticeable as a thumb though. Hearty congratulations about all of the writing accolades recently. You've really earned them! --KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 02:31, August 24, 2010 (UTC)

And you yours. Thanks! Sir MacMania GUN—[02:36 24 Aug 2010]

We saw the sign that said "No Salesmen or Agents" but we came in anyway

Thanks for the vote! Sir MacMania GUN—[15:03 24 Aug 2010]

Testing randomness of choose tag

MeepStarLives, thanks for joining the official Nancy Drew Mystery Stories™ Fan Club!

Your vote to preserve the heritage of the classic Nancy Drew Mystery Series for Girls automatically and irrevocably enters you into a contract with Dunnit and Grosslap, the nation's premier reprinter of mystery and adventure serials for children.

For just pennies a day, you are making a contribution that will slow the decay of childhood literacy in the developed world. Kids, check out this never-before released installment of Nancy Drew!

The Secret of the Oriental Nail Salon and Massage Parlor

As a Lifetime Member™, MeepStarLives, you'll enjoy a variety of
exclusive benefits* only available to the most loyal of juvenile mystery enthusiasts.
These exciting benefits include, and are indeed limited to: feeling good about your generous contribution to young readers everywhere, a substantially reduced rate on shipping and handling charges for every Stratemeyer Signature Series Collection™ title you purchase using the handy form included in the back of every book, exclusive offers and communications from our affiliates only available to members, and a chance to win a free voucher entitling you to an opportunity to purchase a ticket for a raffle that could potentially unlock access to wide variety of restricted titles and memorabilia from our limited-circulation backcatalog.

* All terms, conditions, and entitlements subject to revision without notice.

--KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 22:34, August 24, 2010 (UTC)

I put in a link to purge/refresh whatever page the template is on, so that the reader can cycle through the different instalments and also so that you have an easier time testing randomness stuff. Revert if you'd prefer it without the link. Sir MacMania GUN—[23:01 24 Aug 2010]

Also, did you know that you can put in weights for your options? Your probability of seeing this is twice as likely as that of seeing an unweighted option, because I've put a weight of 2 on this option. Probably useless, but good to know. Sir MacMania GUN—[23:05 24 Aug 2010]

Thanks muchly, Mac. It's perfect, and hidden well. You've had some practice with it, I see. I hadn't known whether it's randomized as the page loads or flattened at the server level. And now I know what action:purge does and can use it without undue fear! --KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 23:37, August 24, 2010 (UTC)

Without purge, it won't randomise unless you clear the browser's stored files/cache/whatever for the page—force reload does this, but just plain reload does not. In any case, the purge function is probably the safest method for reloading a page's contents (I use it if the Main Page or recently featured/failed lists on VFH don't update properly, and articles that depend on option/choose like HowTo:Play Russian Roulette or Schrödinger's cat have a purge link somewhere). Plus it always gets rid of a few thousand disloyal party comrades. Sir MacMania GUN—[23:55 24 Aug 2010]

I'm slowly discovering how freaking awesome you are

Have a special audio thank you, kind sir. Thanks for all your work in getting this featured. Now if only I can get the featured template beige. User:Mrthejazz/sig 03:20, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

Also, HOLY CRAP! That XKCD article is amazing! Hats off to you, man! User:Mrthejazz/sig 11:50, August 29, 2010 (UTC)

Wow, I was going to work on that featured thing myself later. For the record, I wasn't subtly hinting at you or anything. Nevertheless, it looks awesome! Thanks! User:Mrthejazz/sig 02:42, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

Teh XKCD

article is awesome! I'm a fan of the real site and you did a great send up. My hats off to you.

Happytimes has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in terrific.

Reminded me of the UnNews:Natalie Merchant inducted into Muzak Hall of Fame article in its subtle derision.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  31 Aug 2010 ~ 01:17 (UTC)

Hello again!

I also liked your xkcd article. About Beige, I asked Sannse about that thing you posted that I didn't understand, and she posted something else that I don't understand. Maybe you can make some sense of her response? (shrug) User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:15, September 1, 2010 (UTC)

It's pretty much how she says. I guess Wikia doesn't make a policy of installing any extension without having the "technical team" vet it first. Which means somebody'd have to contact them using that form, which is probably much more trouble than it's worth. The Beige page is already pretty beige anyway, and wouldn't necessarily be completely so with that code, being that nonstandard config might leave the nav box headers and the search box alone. That "page-specific CSS" is already possible, it involves making a standalone code page and having an admin hook it in to the sitewide CSS file, like User:Olipro did for widescreening thexkcd reskin. The only person I know who might know how to make changes of that scale inline is User:PuppyOnTheRadio, who has done some pretty damn impressive things by seeming to overlay page elements manually. While the extension might have made making pages like Microsoft Knowledge Base a lot cleaner and easier, it's probably more trouble than it's worth at this juncture. Looking back on it, I think the page is fine. KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 23:29, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

Congrats on Nancy Drew

I'm glad my pee review helped you so much this article deserved it big time. Uncyclopedia....its like I never left. --Dr. Fenwick 00:20, September 5, 2010 (UTC)

Manna From Heaven!

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HELL!! Your vote of confidence is crucial for our continued efforts to realize the galactic potential of Judgment Inc. Teamwork will be essential in the pursuit of our goals and we appreciate your patience during this transitional phase of our growing company and it's subsidiaries. I can assure you that your sacrifices are being noted and the management team suggests that you to read the book of Job as many times as possible in order to make your life seem more like paradise by comparison. Don't forget that first born males are due by the end of the fiscal year so don't delay submitting your offering. Thanks!

--    11:11, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

If you are reading this you are The Last Man on Earth

If you are reading this you are the last man on earth. Photoshop no longer exists because women don't know how to use anything other than your credit card on the computer. Thank you for voting for The Last Man on Earth to be featured on the front page. If you are a woman and you read this, I thank you and hope you forgive me for the previous sexist comment. It was all in jest....most of it. --Dr. Fenwick 21:47, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

MINDFUCK

^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 20:57, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

Care for a spot of tea?

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you ever so much for your vote.

And no, my dear, I will never change this template.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:48, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

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HOLY FUCK YES!!!

THANK YOU for fucking voting me the motherfucking writer of the month!!!1 You rule!!!1 Fuck yeah!!!1 !!!!! I'm like your #1 fan, so this is a huge honor being voted on by you. User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:21, October 3, 2010 (UTC)

Hey Meep

Are you still around? I could use your help with some animations. I remember you were extremely good at making them. Cheers! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:34, 4 November 2010

Meepy, my man

Where've you been? A few of us were discussing how sad it is that you haven't been around lately. Anyway, I saw this and thought of you, if you return in time you should check it out. --Black Flamingo 23:03, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

Woohoo...congradulations in the UnImage of the Year

Congrats on placing UnImage of the Year 2011 --ShabiDOO 03:29, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

Amazing pic!

An Uncy admin is casually banning bad users. Just another day on the job!

Wow, I am very impressed! How much time do you have to work to do this? (The anti rad ham pic, seems I'm stuck here) It's simply awesome! I'm nomming you for potatochopper of the month! I'm sure the article is gonna be good, I started it today, but a pic like this will be a big part of its lulziness! How does the nomming of pics on VFP work? Mattsnow 20:30, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

First of all, I'm honored by your inclination to nom me for something. Image Request-ers usually respond with a short thank you if they respond at all; a good number of them of course fade into the ethereal nothingness that is the Intarwebs never to return or write their articles, as you probably already know. I spent about 20 or 30 minutes on this image, most of that time being consumed in an admittedly silly search for a picture of a stove with a good diagonal view from behind (couldn't easily find that so I gave up and resorted to launching the editor of a certain game and then just rotating the model to find something that was a rough approximation). The rest of the time was spent messing with various tones and such as I have one of those silly film simulation plugins I like to fool around with and obsessively compare the minutely different results, only to just pick one of them on a whim. It was sort of funny that Zombiebaron and I responded at around the same time; I uploaded first, he reported first - two minutes is very close timing for these sorts of things.

Anyway, VFP is fairly simple if you haven't used it before: you just type the name of the image you wish to highlight into the field and hit the button. As I recall (which I should as I self-nommed two pictures that I had left stewing either on my hard drive or the server for a while), you just type in the short name of the image (eg: Hitlerbear.png instead of File:Hitlerbear.png).

Thanks again for the nomination, and best of luck on writing your article. --KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 20:57, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

Done thing, it's on VFP! As you can guess, I have no potatochopping skills. I always cut my hands. But I am not a bad writer, since I have 3 features in the 2 months I have been here. I don't want to sound egotestical, but my best work here since I enrolled in the boot camp is certainly Heaven's Gate, go have a read if you want (it was featured, so it is not a shameless whoring). I hope you like it, and seing your contribs log, how awesome would it be if you dropped in more often! Thanks for your much appreciated help. Take the gif as a reward. Mattsnow 21:21, June 24, 2011 (UTC)PS: the pic you did for me is in an article on an early development period, but it will not go stagnant, I intend on making the best article I possibly can with it (when I am not drunk)

I don't want to sound egotestical either, but whenever I go jogging, my giant egotesticals sound like "Thwump, Thwack, Thwump, Thwack". My welted thighs are not amused. Anyway, thanks Mr. Meep for the kind words on your Tom Paine vote. It's nice to see that some people were able to read past the intro. As soon as Rockstar steals the idea we must play a team pamphlet match together. For words!--Imrealized ...hmm? 09:09, June 25, 2011 (UTC)

This is not spam...

...this is the greatest opportunity of your life. Summer extravaganza tournament. Teams of 2 or 3 users. Lasts month of August. Tournament wont be the same without you. Don't be an outcaste. CHECK IT OUT. --ShabiDOO 19:21, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

House Neopowell Salutes You

Many thanks for helping Game Of Thrones get onto the feature queue. Winter is coming. --Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 12:33, July 20, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks again for the pic!

UnRecipe:Fantastik flavored hallucinogenic ham with Uranium seasoning got featured yesterday, and your nicely chopped pic helped a lot! Thanks! Mattsnow 02:04, July 30, 2011 (UTC)

What better way to revitalize your presence on uncyclopedia

than this? --ShabiDOO 11:36, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

Wow!

I love the picture you posted on the contest page. Pictures that are worth 1,000 words seldom get more than twenty-three. Thanks! Aleister 00:06 12-12-13

Faces in clouds

Hi, and thanks for your vote on the faces page. Your essay, I liked it yet didn't know exactly what you were getting at with all the secret stuff, and the other directions you took it. But mainly interested if you actually saw the faces or if you're taking the whole thing as metaphor. Thanks. Aleiter 23:20 18-12-13

And I've found Lyndon Johnson (I expected him to come in). See the talk page of the page on the other site (I can't get photos to upload here and have to have that one, which Observer1 at ATS posted and found several new faces in, moved over). As for your contest entry, I thought it was a double-gotcha that RAHB thought that Michelle Obama was Condi Rice and saw it as a statement of "all black people look alike" while still living that statement! The woman in the front seat is obviously Minnie Rippleton. Aleister 12:52 20-12-13

While of course my poor perception and not-very-good-contrast monitor (hence the screw-up which RAHB I believe did catch) did mean that I took much of it as metaphor, I certainly did see at least one of the faces (the cute-contest-winning specimen not among them sadly) among the faint entrancing cloud lines. Such little imagination among the forum-goers at that site you linked to, it's a shame. In any case, yes, the Rosa/Michelle/Condi mixup was quite funny. Quite unlike Maya Rudolph at times, who is Minnie "Lovin' You"'s daughter apparently, and whose mother-I-guess could be mistaken for Donna Summer if she had changed up the hair and face style - and Ella Fitzgerald (from there of course, you could clearly go to Mama Cass) if you were willing to add more profound style differences to that growing list of renovations. KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 09:38, 21 December 2013 (UTC)

That is Condi Rice? I thought for sure it's Michelle Obama. On the clouds, the other site calmed down after initial naysayers and several people have seen the faces. Oh, you have to go back to the page and find that Goddess of Liberty, and please spend as much time as you would on any other puzzle - crossword, suduko, 3-D things popping out of background noise - because I promise it'll be worth it and once you're a "Facie" you'll be hooked. I'll check out your photo again, it sure looks like Michelle. Aleister 10:53 21-12-13

Oh no. The screwup caught (as opposed to introduced) during the judging was leaving some of the original gray on the Prime Minister's jacket. The black woman in the photo is indeed Michelle. So there are five (as opposed to many) faces in the photo: Obama's (in profile), Mandela's (printed), the Minister's (laughing), Michelle's (staring), and Forrest Gump's (low contrast and truncated, if that's an appropriate word when dealing with faces). He's the bloke walking (or running?) on the outside of the bus, to the right of Michelle. Sorry for the mixup mixup. KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 18:15, 21 December 2013 (UTC)

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