User talk:Neopowell

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Nice first article

On Black Swan:)--Sycamore (Talk) 17:56, February 3, 2011 (UTC)

Your comments

You're very welcome, and you deserve a nom and the award, either this month or next. What brought you to uncyclopedia? In my own case, I have no memory of why I came here or started writing. Or kept on writing. Or why I logged on today. Aleister 12:52 15-2-'11

p.s. Hmmmmm. You know about the Recent template. Are you sure you're not a sock of a longtime user? Or are you just that savvy? Since I nommed you for notm I have to be suspicious, just to keep up appearances. (awhile later)

Nope, I'm a genuine noob, but I have a gift for learning fast (I also have a gift for making balloon animals, but that's less relevant). I have known about the site for a while, and browsed it every once in a while, but I only signed up a couple of weeks ago when I was in the mood for taking the piss out of something. Turns out it's quite addictive.--Holy shit it's Neopowell 13:57, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

You bastard

Your articles are making us all look bad and lazy. Keep making us look bad, and I'm going to head off to vote for your as Noob of the Month to ensure you get recognition for our badness looking. That can't be proper English. ~ 19:05, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

I agree

Smoking is cool. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 01:43, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

SMOKING KILLS PEOPLE. ONE CIGARETTE CAN CAUSE AS MUCH DAMAGE AS A GRUE CAN. STOP SMOKING. --~  13:34, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

What if you were to smoke a cigarette MADE OF GRUE? Huh? Where is your God now?--Holy shit it's Neopowell 16:13, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

What about a grue made of cigarretes? Huh? Where's your god now, mr.Zim_ulator? --~  16:19, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

I'm fairly convinced the average grue always has a cigarette post-slaughter. I can picture them now, covered in the blood of the fallen, lighting up and muttering "that's how I roll."--Holy shit it's Neopowell 16:41, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

There's a tie in the noob of the month. --~  16:42, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

So there is. I may need to call off the plan to bribe everyone involved. Given that my resources only amount to a pack of peanuts and a tip-off on finding the lost treasure of Atlantis, this might be a good thing.--Holy shit it's Neopowell 16:47, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

Why don't you make a sig? --~  16:53, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

I only just learned how to make images appear on the left-hand side of the screen, how does one go about making a sig?--Holy shit it's Neopowell 17:11, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

Make a template, read this, get horribly confused, and then eat some blueberries... mmm, blueberries... 1234 ~ 18:50, 18 February 2011

That's horribly complicated. I'll just kill a hooker and leave her as a calling card instead.--Holy shit it's Neopowell 19:02, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

Using blueberries? 1234 ~ 19:05, 18 February 2011

That will depend on the appearance and character of the hooker. I use cherries for the prettiest ones.--Holy shit it's Neopowell 19:10, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

What kind? 1234 ~ 19:16, 18 February 2011

What kind of cherry or what kind of hooker? Variables, variables everywhere...-Holy shit it's Neopowell 19:25, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

Yes... exactly. You have it down. 1234 ~ 19:32, 18 February 2011

Good. Do I win a prize?--Holy shit it's Neopowell 19:36, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

Only the understanding that you are better than everybody else. Do not squander it. 1234 ~ 22:14, 18 February 2011

YAS

I made you a sig. Go here and check it out. It's not something amazing but you can see the detail when you put your mouse over the neo. you like it? --~  19:43, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

I do! I altered it a bit to keep the theme of what I'm using already, but I approve heartily. Many thanks, I'll post a picture of a hot chick or something on your talk page.--Holy shit it's Neopowell 19:50, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

Now you must go in your preferences and put {{User:Neopowell/sig}} and you got your self this wonderfoul sig. No need to post the hot chick in my talk page but you can help me with my article, HowTo:Get into Heaven. --~  19:52, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

Done and done. I think.--Neonazi powell 19:53, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

Would you prefer a hot guy? I can do that instead.--Neonazi powell 19:55, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

Yikes! No! Just a woman. The spanish one. and help me with my article. I really want to have a featured article. --~  20:00, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

Hello? --~  20:05, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry, had some technical troubles, I've made some alterations to the article's introduction, see what you think. I've also posted this on your talk page if you enjoy such things.--Holy shit it's Neonazi powell! 20:07, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

What have you done with your sig? --~  20:09, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

Neopowell - you need to put {{subst:nosubst|User:Neopowell/sig}} in the preferences thing or it just pastes the contents of the signature template on the page.

Also, you need to close your spans or they overflow out of the template. 1234 ~ 23:22, 18 February 2011

I played a bit on M^M's heaven page too. May have changed some of your stuff, you can probably see why when reading the pee review on the talk pag (M*M asked me to assist as well). Your hobo page is falling in the extremely amazing category (hmmmm, I should make a category for that, but it would no doubt be abused)! Aleister 14:17 20-2-'11

Aww, my list is gone! Ahh well, creative commons and all that, no worries. I'd be working on a lot faster on the hobo article if I didn't feel like bum. Stupid friends having stupid birthday parties until stupid o'clock and me getting stupidly drunk...Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 14:39, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

Ah, the list thing. Outside from taking the sins out, one of the things I was told soon after coming here was that the sites users don't like lists. Almost no feature articles have lists, and it's a common reason to VFD something. One of the main reasons is is that a list in an IP magnet, and gets randomized and stupified quickly in some cases. As for faster writing, jeez, some of us polish articles for weeks, or months, if not years. Someday I'll tell you the story if you'd like of how I got to rewrite and feature Warm piss water, and I've been aiming it towards perfection ever since. In fact I'll go to the page now and polish a word or two. Cure for drunkeness, hydrate, hydrate, hydrate, maybe throw up the water, hydrate again. Never fails. Aleister 23:28 20-2-'11

Hah, nice article! I find people often get confused about the "warm beer" thing, but it's just the same sort of rules you have for the different colours of wine. Lager and sweet/crisp cider should be served cold, ale and dry cider should be served warm, and all should be drunk with rousing vigour! --Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 23:48, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

Well, thank you. I best tell ye the story then. Sit down, sit down. The page was on VFD, and was going to be huffed, and I said I'd take it. User HELPME mocked me, mocked me like a dog Sir!, actually complimenting me, saying something like - I should look up the exact language - "you can even find a way to get Warm piss water featured" (this was at a time I was having a good run of features). So I told HELPME that I would work on the page, and keep working on the page, until he himself nominated it for feature. It took weeks as I recall, and I kept coming to him to have him look at the page, and he finally nommed it (probably to get me away from his talk page), and out of force of habit and an interest in seeing how much I can improve one page I've kept coming back to it. In fact, I will go back again now! Aye. (and if I have beer I prefer a few sips of the darkest cold ale. I'm not a big drinker, and you can see my preference of "things" on me user page, aye.) Aleister 00:15 21-2-'11

I applaud the epicness of your tale, sir! I feel it should have been told on a windswept hill while the armies of Mordor approach, or around a campfire, but I suppose a Wiki talkpage is nearly as good. I do enjoy the ale, but having been in Bristol for some time now I've converted to the local religion and become a cider drinker. I may have a little diddle with the cider article here next, as it makes plenty of references to tramps and chavs but not a single word about the near-reverential status good cider is held in down here. --Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 09:02, February 21, 2011 (UTC)

Yo!

My heaven page has been on VFH and I thought that you might want to vote for it. Anyway, here's the link --~  19:45, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION MARCH 2nd

¡¡¡ OLÉ !!!  :)

--Shabidoo 10:06, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Black Swan

I saw the movie yesterday, then read your article just now (I never read about or watch the ads about a movie I want to see, I like to go in as cold as possible. Sometimes I'm lucky and don't even know the main actors, and then hide their names on the screen with my hand or something so I can see it with a clean slate). Your article is lol brilliant. I won't say more in case someone reads this who hasn't seen the film. Thanks for writing it. Aleister 13:44 24-2-'11

Haha, my first article! Cheers for the kind words. I have fond memories of struggling at learning wiki code before giving up and copypastaing the things I wanted and typing over them with the article's text. --Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 14:58, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Hey there....

I see your a fellow Transmetropolitan fan, big kudos from me there:) If you would like I could probably do a good audio for your Transpotting article - if you would like. Anyhoo just popping round to say hi:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 19:18, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Hi! Hell yeah, Spider is the man, I mean the real man, way cooler than The Man. Audio on the Trainspotting article sounds like a good idea, how are you with sounding like an agressive junkie? --Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 20:27, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Hey, yeah I can sound rough Scottish reasonably I think -I've just worked out how to record on my Mac - when you are finished gve me a shout and I'll have a go - hopefully it'll be what you're after:)--Sycamore (Talk) 20:09, February 26, 2011 (UTC)

Good stuff. This article is coming along slowly, I'm afraid, but it'll be done at some point. I intended to finish it today but I'm going for roasties with the lady instead. Mmm...roast... --Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 13:51, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

Which article? --~  14:01, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

I'm working on a piece about the novel/film Trainspotting. Large chunks of the novel are written in phonetic Scottish dialect, so the article is being written the same way, check my contributions list for a look at the current state of the page. --Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 18:56, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

link please? --~  19:01, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Neopowell/Trainspotting_%28novel%29 --Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 19:07, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

happy monkey comp topic

Hey Neopowell, dont forget to email me a topic for the competition. happymokeycompetition@gmail.com or you can ping me at IRC. Ill post your topic 5 minutes before the competition and youll have 24 hours to write it. Or something like that. Or the opposite. Or no, just like that. --ShabiDOO 20:16, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

Whoops, completely forgot, e-mail will be coming your way shortly. --Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 20:18, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

How can you be so good?

Maybe because I created your sign. --~  13:51, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

Magic and blueberry muffins, my friend, magic and blueberry muffins. --Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 14:04, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

You're here less time than I am and you're going to have a featured article. I'm angry. --~  14:07, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

I doubt it'll get featured as there's plenty of articles that are beating mine on the scoreboard, including yours. Your vote was very much appreciated, though, cheers! --Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 14:27, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

Can't you make a sockpuppet and vote for my article again? --~  14:28, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

Not sure how I feel about putting my hand inside things. This isn't Catholic school. --Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 15:23, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

topic

Sorry neopowerll, I dont have any record of a topic from you . Would you mind sending it again happymonkeycompetition@gmail.com Ill post your topic at 4:55PM Est. Okay? --ShabiDOO 11:54, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

I'm at work with no e-mail right now so it'll be a close thing, but I'll be back before 4:55 so I'll send it over ASAP. --Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 13:05, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

Super happy monkey competition topic

Hey your topic will be ready here at about five minutes before the start of the competition (5pm EST or 2200 UTC). HAVE FUN AND GOOD LUCK :) PISSING ALL OVER YOUR FACE --ShabiDOO 21:47, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

A buck

Because I Give a Buck

This token of appreciation has been given to
Neopowell
for
Voting Local grandmother finally uses printer for VFH

That Bucker ~ 04:20, March 11, 2011 (UTC)

---

My pleasure, glad to see you got on the front page. --Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 09:20, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

Mr.

Where are you? --~  19:59, March 14, 2011 (UTC)

Still here, but I've been a bit busy lately. I just finished a rewrite of the power metal article and now I'm hunry. --Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 20:45, March 14, 2011 (UTC)

Olay happy monkey

Thank you for your participation in the Happy Monkey Competition. Because of your writing there are now 15 more amazing articles on Uncyclopedia. PS if you want your pee review to be expanded into a formal 50point review, please let me know on my talk page and Ill get to work on it right away! OLÉ!!! --ShabiDOO 01:24, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

Hello warrior

Thank you for your vote on Viking Metal. I added Ensiferum onto the list of musicians at the end of the page, have never heard of them and will check them out on Youtube. I'd write more (more, there, I did it) but am logging off now. Aye! Thanks again. Aleister Odin's Day, as is every day

Not a problem, mighty fellow! My personal suggestion if you're listening to Ensiferum is a song called Lai Lai Hei for sheer ridiculousness and also total badass-awesomeness. --Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 13:40, March 25, 2011 (UTC)

You win too

	Noob of the Moment March 2011

--ChiefjusticePS3 00:38, April 1, 2011 (UTC)

Power Metal

I'm a fan, and the article looks great, too. Just make sure you keep the voice that you develop in the beginning; it gets lost towards the end.

Also, any listening suggestions? I only just got into the genre and Pandora and Grooveshark only get me so far. ~  Talk 20:51, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

Hey!

Where are you? You were so cool and then you left us. --Mimo&maxus 11:12, May 16, 2011 (UTC)

Game Of Thrones

Besides the pictures I added a few extra lines. Feel free to keep/re-edit/delete as before. It looks pretty good and I would be willing to nominate it as a feature. Can't see it needs a Pee Review as the article pretty well covers the TV series. I understand the language used should reflect the thoughts and opinions of a know-all as well. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:37, June 22, 2011 (UTC)

It's on VFH now. Writers are allowed to make a few tweaks to the article whilst it sits there waiting to gain votes. Don't forget to vote for yourself! The only writer I know who never does this is RabbiTechno. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:13, June 25, 2011 (UTC)

I have no scruples when it comes to self-glorifying. Vote cast. --Holy Shit It's Neonazi powell 17:08, June 25, 2011 (UTC)

Good to see it featured at last! Well done for writing about a topical story in a very funny, way. Far more entertaining than wikipedia's entry! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:48, July 22, 2011 (UTC)

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Slithy Tove 00:55, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ

This user created Game of Thrones, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

Greetings

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 18:57, 6 January 2012

Game of Thrones - Second Series

I was just checking the excellent article your wrote last year. It really does sum up the show very well and I was glad to have added a few flourishes and images with others to make it a feature. Now that series 2 has finished, perhaps if you around, a second article could be of interest. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:03, June 5, 2012 (UTC)

Ditto. Come the fuck back! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:54, July 11, 2012 (UTC)