User:Shabidoo/HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION/winter2011/topics

READ PLEASE and finish by 6 pm EST Thursday and only overlap text in your articles if its funny and creative

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1. This is the most awsomest competition ever

2. WRITE ON THE TOPIC I ASSIGNED YOU, NOT THE ONE YOU SUGGESTED

3. You have 25 hours because of the confusion between forum topic and poster. 5pm EST today until 6pm EST tomorrow, which is 2200UTC today until 2300UTC tomorrow (add one hour in greece and add 6 hours for pakistan) EST=Eastern Standard time in TORONTO NEW YORK WASHINGTON etc.

4. The judging will be based on your LAST edit before that time 6pm EST tomorrow 2300UTC (0100 friday greece).

5. My pee reviews are based on creativity, humour, images and a bit of everything else. The others will do what they want in strict NON DICK style.

6. Create your article in the mainspace (not in your userspace). Insert the template: {{Happy Monkey Dont Edit}} at the top of your page (you can see it at the bottom of this page.

7. I cant stop you, but better not to edit the page after the deadline and until the scores are given.

8. Happy monkey loves you all and gives you a big monkey hug (while peeing allover your pants)

9. You can make any kind of page: mainspace, HowTo:, unbooks etc... (though choose that kind of page when you create it)

10. DONT FORGET ABOUT IMAGES, LINKS and making it a nice good readable page

11. HAVE FUN WHILE I PISS ALL OVER YOUR FACE

Contestants

Topics, pee reviews, results and super awsome articles are available here. Big monkey hugs while I refrain from doing anything digusting (except maybe cooking some children

This article is for the Winter 2011 Happy Monkey Competition.
Please do not edit this unless you are the contestant assigned this page and until the results are in.

THAAAANK (while I piss all over you)