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Who I am and what I do
Hello, I'm Whoremonal. I was banned once. I'm bad like that.
University of Leicester is a most excellent page.
Vreenak would be, if they'd kept it.
Sod's Law will be one day.
Battlestar Syntactica probably won't be.
I'm now the expert in Civil Law, specialising in indecency, for the new Legal Department. They let me in because I have A level Law. Maybe I'll get a badge one day. It would be worth something then.
|University of Leicester|
|Motto||Ut Caseus Habeant|
So that they may have cheese.
|Chancellor||Sir Kenneth Williams|
|Endowment||500 Rupees (if you have the Giant's Wallet)|
I've made my own infobox. Took bloody hours, because previously, I only knew how to use a typewriter. It's wasted on being just on the finest page on Uncyclopedia, so I've put it there on the right as well. Pretty, isn't it? Could fall in love with it, couldn't you? Well no, of course not, because that would be silly. Still, look into it for long enough and maybe it'll look back at you, seeing all the things you feel the rest of the world misses in you. No one understands you, do they? If they did, then maybe you'd be more loved. Well, that infobox understands you. And if you let it, it will love you like no one else ever will.
In my quest to
be more human look like a someone (albeit only on the internet), here's some boxes that give an impression of the magic that is me.
The Dull, Technical Boxes (because such minutiae turns on an OCDer like me):
|uk-N||This user is a native speaker of Correct English.|
|sa-2||This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Sarcasm.|
|sc-3||This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Scrabble.|
|rh-0||This user does not understand Random Humour and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.|
|quo-X||This user only speaks Quote enough to seduce native Quote speakers.|
|ns-E||This user only speaks Newspeak because it was a required course in school.|
|tlh-F||This user got an F in Klingon and likes their native language better (if they have one).|