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UN:LEGAL UN:LEGAL Legal Department
Expert in Civil Law, specialising in Indecency
"Crede Quia Absurdum Est "

Who I am and what I do[edit]

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Because of their so-called intelligence, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will never have a proper article about Whoremonal. We are sorry for their blatant retardedness.

Hello, I'm Whoremonal. I was banned once. I'm bad like that.

University of Leicester is a most excellent page.

Vreenak would be, if they'd kept it.

Sod's Law will be one day.

Battlestar Syntactica probably won't be.

I'm now the expert in Civil Law, specialising in indecency, for the new Legal Department. They let me in because I have A level Law. Maybe I'll get a badge one day. It would be worth something then.

Chaotixlegaldepartment.jpg That's us Legals. I'm the purple one.


University of Leicester
Motto Ut Caseus Habeant

So that they may have cheese.

Established 1957
Type University (obviously)
Chancellor Sir Kenneth Williams
Vice-Chancellor Robert Nozick
Location Leicesteristan, India UK
Undergraduates 925,495
Postgraduates 6
Endowment 500 Rupees (if you have the Giant's Wallet)
Mascot Beaver

I've made my own infobox. Took bloody hours, because previously, I only knew how to use a typewriter. It's wasted on being just on the finest page on Uncyclopedia, so I've put it there on the right as well. Pretty, isn't it? Could fall in love with it, couldn't you? Well no, of course not, because that would be silly. Still, look into it for long enough and maybe it'll look back at you, seeing all the things you feel the rest of the world misses in you. No one understands you, do they? If they did, then maybe you'd be more loved. Well, that infobox understands you. And if you let it, it will love you like no one else ever will.


Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

In my quest to be more human look like a someone (albeit only on the internet), here's some boxes that give an impression of the magic that is me.

The Dull, Technical Boxes (because such minutiae turns on an OCDer like me):[edit]

Boredkid.jpg This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English.
sa-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Sarcasm.
sc-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Scrabble.
rh-0 This user does not understand Random Humour and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
quo-X This user only speaks Quote enough to seduce native Quote speakers.
ns-E This user only speaks Newspeak because it was a required course in school.
tlh-F This user got an F in Klingon and likes their native language better (if they have one).
H20 This user is mostly or entirely made of water
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
You-have-failed.jpeg This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
NOV This user is a userbox novice.
official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.

Character Boxes (because unimportant Uncyclopedians have blood and feelings too):[edit]

British flag.gif This user is a total UKer,
and prefers to use
pavements to sidewalks.

(British Uncyclopedians)
Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
Grandpiano.gif This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
br-X This user only speaks British houmour enough to seduce Ricky Gervais. Uugh.

Spock7.jpg This user is Vulcan ... and is logically proud of it.
(List of Vulcan Uncyclopedians)
Questionmark.jpg This User is an Agnostic.
...who believes the real creator of decent articles is unknowable and undefinable.
This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.
Paul McCartney.jpg This user believes that Paul McCartney is dead (and has been replaced by a lookalike).
Villianc.jpg This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

610px-NGC Gamecube.jpg This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
V This user is a vegetarian, so you should be brandishing a stick of celery at them.
Cheeze.jpg This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Linky.GIF This user is a Hyrulean warrior. This user has defeated many monsters. They have defeated the mighty Gannon.WARNING: They WILL steal your rupees if you have pocketed them.

Of course, any box I get that's actually worth anything (such as an award) goes straight at the top, above the contents. I call that area my mantelpiece. Well, no I don't, but...thanks for dropping by!