User talk:Whoremonal
Welcome![edit source]
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Ljlego/adoption[edit source]
Hi there, I saw your message on Ljlego's talk page and thought I'd mention he hasn't been seen on here for a while. You might want to find someone else to adopt you. (Not me, I'm not good at adopting!) Normally we respond to posts where you leave them, but I thought I'd mention this here as well to make sure you got it. Good luck! --UU - natter 
09:59, Dec 8
Every time I open my heart :(. I've left a request with some other character now. Here's hoping. Whoremonal 11:58, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
I'm Adopted!![edit source]
Many thanks to my new mummy, Mordillo. Whoremonal 17:10, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
- Apparently I was neglecting you which caused you to be banned, apologies on that. How can I help you? Mom.
- I fell in with a bad crowd :( I need a mother's love. And help remembering the past when it comes to writing my tell-all book on the matter. Whoremonal 12:34, 13 March 2009 (UTC)
- Anything a bit more specific? :) ~
12:38, 13 March 2009 (UTC) - I'm not sure. How do I make myself into a big, shiny, notable user? And is Vreenak gone for good? Whoremonal 12:44, 13 March 2009 (UTC)
- here it is, you can work on it in your own space until you're finished. What would you like to do? Do you like to write? ~ 12:48, 13 March 2009 (UTC)
- Yessum. I like to write. I once wrote a joke. A proper one. With a punchline and everything. If there's a page that needs some easy writing that would lead to instant acclaim, then I'll do that. Whoremonal 12:51, 13 March 2009 (UTC)
- here it is, you can work on it in your own space until you're finished. What would you like to do? Do you like to write? ~
- Anything a bit more specific? :) ~
- I fell in with a bad crowd :( I need a mother's love. And help remembering the past when it comes to writing my tell-all book on the matter. Whoremonal 12:34, 13 March 2009 (UTC)
Welcome to UnNews[edit source]
Here ya go, sweetheart. Read it, and do us proud! Cheers! 
Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:35, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
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Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
University of Leicester[edit source]
Hi, I think it is admirable that you have decided to keep an eye on the article and work on it. I would just like to offer the suggestion that rather than simply reverting my edits to the article without explanation you discussed with, or at least explained to me your reasons for doing so, it is generally considered polite. I would be very interested in helping out with any improvements you have in mind for the article so would rather we discuss this properly rather than revert warring over it. Thanks. --ChiefjusticeDS 18:10, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
- Hey sorry, it just worked better the way I had it, at least how I saw it. It's my uni, and I'm reponsible for most of the page. It's not meant to cause any offense to you, but the Wilson pic gag worked. I'll admit the bit about getting food in Charles Wilson is a bit unwieldy the way I have it written, but it's got the meaning I want. I'll probably adjust it when I'm feeling more lucid. Whoremonal 19:56, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
- It's my uni as well, which is why I have a watch on the page. I was mostly confused as to what you meant when I checked out your edit, I tried to make it more readable with my edit. I took out the image somewhat hastily, mostly due to some less than ideal formatting. Just remember that while it is our uni, nobody owns articles and they are open for everyone to edit and change, so if you do object to an edit a named contributor leaves in future just drop them a message about it, it prevents hurt feelings and flame wars. Good to see someone else from uni on Uncyc though. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:25, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
- Smallish world, that the Uncyclopedian of a recent month should be here in Leicester. I can get a little overprotective over the article I'm afraid; it's all I've ever achieved. But no, please do what you feel you can to improve it. It could use more jokes. And seeing it get featured would make all the minutes I've spent here unproductively seem worth it. Whoremonal 01:02, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
- It's my uni as well, which is why I have a watch on the page. I was mostly confused as to what you meant when I checked out your edit, I tried to make it more readable with my edit. I took out the image somewhat hastily, mostly due to some less than ideal formatting. Just remember that while it is our uni, nobody owns articles and they are open for everyone to edit and change, so if you do object to an edit a named contributor leaves in future just drop them a message about it, it prevents hurt feelings and flame wars. Good to see someone else from uni on Uncyc though. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:25, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
I really don't know if this is the place to do it but... Congratulations on the UoL article. My girlfriend and I (both students there) were in utter stitches. See you around campus! - korobeiniki 02:46, January 11, 2011 UTC
You lawyer dude there[edit source]
Please read the Talk:Uncyclopedia Legal Department for news - the topmost bit is the most important. Then - what if you started scribbling laws, statutes, contracts, stuff like that, in your userspace? Send me a link on my talk page when you have done some. Once we have something we can drop them on a template Zana is about to make and turn them into subpages to the legal dept. I wrote some ideas on the dept. talk page; have fun and keep it legal. -- Style 
Guide 19:55, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
Cheers![edit source]
YOUR REGISTRATION WAS SUCCESSFUL
In accordance with the Uncyclopedia Legal Department, I hereby verify your membership. You are now legally official and stuff. 22:55, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
Newb Proposal[edit source]
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I, User:Happytimes, have been giving this new-fangled Unlegal department some of my best thoughts lately. Some things have come to mind... (Lawyers speak in third person right?) Ahem, ~H~ *CA* lack of organization, *CA* no legal dictionary set-up yet, *CA* lack of significant pay for ~H~. See summons if it be to please you.
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Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?
Seasons Greetings!
It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penny — Sign Up Today! (pretty please) – (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 15:07, 13 December 2021