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O my dear Lyrithya! How dedicated thou art to this beloved wiki, tirelessly filling it with quirkiness, insanity and actual improvements (like the Vector skin)! Seriously, I haven't seen anybody (other than Dr. Skullthumper, perhaps) go to such great lengths to serve this wiki which not only does NOT pay you money for your services, but instead throws whining dicks at your face for taking the initiative. And she's about as old as I am around here. Despite her reluctance, she was opped as an admin, and has done exemplary work in that department since. I think it is only fair that we take our relationship with her to the next level.

I'm talking about making her, a bureaucrat. If she can handle the responsibilities of adminship AND dish out FAs at the same time, wouldn't it be only fair to let her go the extra mile? To be a watchful mentor over the other hard-working admins and put them to task whenever she feels like it? With her exceptional performance here, and some modesty to go with it, she deserves to be a 'crat.

So, what do y'all think? Do you seriously feel that it's a good idea to put up another bureaucrat, as I do believe she is deserving of that position. Or am I way out of my league on this one? --Scofield & Dudes 19:35, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

I appreciate the gesture, but our present bureaucrats are active enough and have matters well enough in hand that it's not like there's any need for more... bureaucrats don't really do much, see. There is something else, however, that I might like to get. Or get back, rather... rollback, eh? 1234 ~ 19:43, 2 September 2011

And these 2 lived happily thereafter, and had numerous kids :D Lyrithya is awesome! Mattsnow 20:02, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

Get me rollback or I'll ban you. 1234 ~ 20:03, 2 September 2011

CONGRATULATIONS!!!! --Scofield & Dudes 20:46, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, yay. 1234 ~ 21:40, 2 September 2011

It's not that I think Lyrithya would screw up being a 'crat or abuse the powers, but... How do I put this. Well, we've had our differences and she was pretty rude to me. I'd need a couple more months in which she behaves adequately to convince me that she's a nice enough person to be a 'crat. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:00, 2 September 2011

Yeah, I figured that out when she voted to de-op you. Tut-tut. --Scofield & Dudes 21:03, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

Where did she do that? mAttlobster. (hello) 21:12, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

If I vote  For, Zombiebaron will ban me. If I vote  Against, Lyrithya will ban me. But, if I vote FUCK THE WORLD....I'll stay out of this one. ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 21:15, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

@Mattlobster The Ministry of Love. --Scofield & Dudes 21:16, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

Ooh, people are actually voting on this? Let's make it official then!

Proposal to 'crat Lyrithya once this whole BUTT POOP drama ends

Score: -2

 For, obviously, if I get bureaucrat status too. I like the sound of "Bureaucrat Emeritus". -- Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) • (Wikia ♥ ads) 23:18, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

•  Against. We have standardized methods for choosing crats. It is done via VFS --Mn-z 23:58, September 2, 2011 (UTC)
  • Standards? Uncyclopedia? On the same sentence? Please, are you going to claim next that MediaWiki is well-documented or something like that...? -- Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) • (Wikia ♥ ads) 01:03, September 3, 2011 (UTC)
•  Against. She stole my piggy ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:58, September 3, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. Because I fucking say so, faggots.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:31, September 3, 2011 (UTC)
• Against per mnbvcxz. -OptyC Sucks! CUN07:32, 3 Sep
• For And mnbvcxz, we DON'T choose 'crats over VFS. We didn't choose Zombiebaron that way, anywho. --Scofield & Dudes 11:50, September 3, 2011 (UTC)

  Actually, we did. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:26, 3 September 2011

• Abstain. —  (talk) (contributions) 20:50, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
• Um....penis. I'm staying out of this one. ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 22:20, September 3, 2011 (UTC) Penis is standing in for me. He's quite a prick, I hear.
•  Against. Because IWKY333, is making homophobic remarks showing how he's a Christian slave. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:11, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
• Against, firstly there's no need, secondly there are people like Modus, Socky, MadMax and numerous others who would be just as "deserving". -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
•  For.. She deserves it if that's what she wants. Mattsnow 10:07, September 5, 2011 (UTC)
• Moral support but this would be ludicrously soon for a promotion. pillow talk 21:14, September 6, 2011 (UTC)
• Against, per Mhaille. Modus and MadMax have both been here longer and in my view would be far more suited. Also we don't need any more bureaucrats, seriously you get one button you never use, not the keys to the city. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 08:55, September 11, 2011 (UTC)

History of Uncyc:

2005-2007: Chronarion=Sun Yat-sen
2008-2010: Several admins, including Mordillo (Generation 1 Admins)=Mao Zedong
2011- : Lyrithya and Gen 2 admins=Deng Xiaoping

All we need to do now is to roll out the tanks and kill us. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill | 11:39, September 3, 2011 (UTC)

The whole us? -RAHB 22:45, September 3, 2011 (UTC)

No, only you, RAHB. ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 17:48, September 4, 2011 (UTC) I'm special, I'm spaaaared woo!

Aimsplode, the admins come out with the tanks when we protest, creating some Tiananmen Square massacre. We get a one-week ban for protesting. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill | 05:04, September 10, 2011 (UTC)

Alternative vote to make Lyrithya into a cyborg

 For. Seriously, with lasers and shit, she would be unstoppable, we would all die very fast and efficiently, and we would say "thank-you" in our last gasping breaths. User:Mrthejazz/sig 01:28, September 10, 2011 (UTC)

•  Obvious For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:01, 10 September 2011

• •  Please please please for lolz. ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 20:52, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
    •  For... but only because I know she'd let me live. To think, I'll be the worlds best... well, everything.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  12 Sep 2011 ~ 06:31 (UTC)

Alternative proposal: Send Lythirya to Panama

Shabidoo, there is el gato volador. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill | 05:22, September 10, 2011 (UTC)

Alternative alternative proposal: Spell Lyrithya's username correctly

So that her Panamanian passport will be valid. pillow talk 13:36, September 10, 2011 (UTC)

Alternative to Hype's alternative alternative proposal: Intentionally misspell Lyrithya's username

•  Obvious For. Did I say Lyrithya? I meant Lithryria, of course. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:12, 11 September 2011

Super Mega Alternative: Turn Lyrithya into Ice Cream

•  Fucking For Yummy---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:28, September 11, 2011 (UTC)

Alternative proposal to Socky's alternative proposal to Hype's alternative proposal: All users write like Lyrithya does.

While the idea behind it is not itself disengenious or at least not stupid, it could be worth entertaining, mind, it could also come back and hit us hard if we don't do it the way that was planned, or at least intended, or maybe not as it was intended, or maybe you are just all idiots, though it could be that I am the idiot, or idiot sevant, im not sure, what was I saying? my fingers won't type any more. Cake. Hippopotimus. Berlisconi. Hydrofoil. --ShabiDOO 14:00, September 12, 2011 (UTC)

I already do that anyway! Cabbage! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 19:17 September 12, 2011 (UTC)

Alternative to the alternative to the....oh, fuck it.

Why don't we just write what we all though when we saw the title of the forum:

Votes for Lyrithya and Scofield to get married already

1.  Holy shit yes!! It would also turn out some great porn videos in the process.....^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 01:30, September 13, 2011 (UTC)
2.  Against. I haven't met her in person, or seen what she really looks like (though I do know her real name. How about that?). And marriage is an important, life-changing decision where all of this comes into account! --Scofield & Dudes 12:48, September 13, 2011 (UTC)
3.  Against. I'm pretty sure Lyrithya was intended to bear the child of the devil, and Scofield is barely even a dick. pillow talk 15:26, September 13, 2011 (UTC)
4.  like seriously!! The conception of their love child has already passed (a magical date on a big farm with champagne) so ... I guess the good ole catholic thing to do would be to get married so their love child isn't a bastard. Or maybe they want that. In any case...Im for it! --ShabiDOO 19:04, September 13, 2011 (UTC)

• • Yay, Shabidoo! Woo! Besides, remember the sex tapes that will come out of this people. Also, I'm attending the wedding. ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 22:48, September 13, 2011 (UTC)

1.  For. Lyrithya's been married before (and divorced as well), and Scofield is horny. Of course, there is the problems of buying a house, and whether Scofield will allow the 56 mongooses Lyrithya owns. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 13 September 2011, at 23:23

• • Yay, Lollipop! Are you attending the wedding? ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 14:21, September 14, 2011 (UTC)
    • Of course. I need a date, though. I don't want to be the only single guy at the wedding. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 14 September 2011, at 21:11
      • Eh..I'm single (and hate it). Um....I'm going with Ashley, the one on IRC. ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 22:09, September 14, 2011 (UTC)