User talk:Horace Donald Westenchester

I archived your face

more BUTT ARGUING!!!!

Forum:Should Template:BUTT POOP!!!! be restored to full health? I assume you might support Socky's idea. --Mn-z 00:16, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously

You voted for Colorless green ideas sleep furiously on VFH. Maybe now us ideas will be a little less furious.

Thank you! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 11:40, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

Salutations, and other complications

“Who died?”

~ Oscar Wilde, regarding this template

Felicitations

It is apparently de rigueur to spam a user's talk page with templates, if that user has voted for your article on VFH, or has other-services render'd. As you have apparently done something of this sort, here is your reward: a plain, black box with white lettering, thanking you in a generic fashion for what you have done.

(Signed) Bizzeebeever

P.S. Yes, your suspicions are correct, this template is utterly unoriginal.

Congrats on your upcoming 50th

Youse like Babe Ruth or somethin. Aleister 19:32 15-9-'11

Many thanks! You seem to be hot on my tail. pillow talk 19:44, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

Naw, I'm not on site enough like in the old days. I'll creep up to 50 by-and-by. And bye! Must sign off now. Keep on floating towards the light. Aleister minutes later

You're very pretty. 1234 ~ 01:23, 16 September 2011

Award from UN:REQ

This user created 2 Girls 1 Calculus Equation, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

"Oh, God! But why...in the balls?"

Thanks for the VFH vote on UnNews:Alaska woman wins 2011 International Punching-A-Bear-In-The-Face Championship. Here's hoping the coming world-wide Bearmageddon spares you!  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Sep 28 '11 18:55 (UTC)

I hate you, Horace Donald Westenchester.

I raelly, raelly do.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Oct 14 '11 19:50 (UTC)

Are you a Raëlist? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:58, 14 October 2011

If I were, I'd-a spellt it with them li'l dots over the 'e', now, wouldn't I?  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Oct 14 '11 20:41 (UTC)

Oh, so you're an Israeli? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:10, 14 October 2011

No, but I do love Jews.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Oct 14 '11 21:12 (UTC)

...Why... why do you hate me? pillow talk 21:44, October 14, 2011 (UTC)

Probably because you're not a Jew. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:49, 14 October 2011

Nonono, it's because the title of that article made me laugh...at my favorite whistling song. Nothing expresses care-free jauntiness like a song about a school massacre. Ahhhh...school massacres.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Oct 14 '11 22:20 (UTC)

Greetings

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 18:57, 6 January 2012

Good to hear from you, Lyri! Been a while! pillow talk 21:39, January 10, 2012 (UTC)

I'm not exactly on top of things these days. 1234 ~ 23:28, 10 January 2012

Can you, do you, would you, huh? Back again, and you'd better stay for awhile or else the mice patrol will be sent. Aleister 00:00 11-1-'12

Bones

Answered your note on my talk page. Al 00:55 7-2-'12

We must have our perks, no?

On the Gandhi page, I explained in the edit summary that it was what I said upon meeting Gandhi's grandson, knowing it was my chance to say it in context. It fits in as possibly the last thing Gandhi saw and heard before he was killed, so when people look at it, coming right after the section about his death, they can experience what he did. Makes sense in a living history sort of way, and is a personal perk for me for rewriting the page, as we must have our secret fun moments too, no? Thanks. Aleikster 19:07 10-2-'12

p.s. And I owe you another thanks. I talked with the girl who first told me Bones and Angel were married and told her they weren't, and she was so sure they were that she bet me! hee hee!

lol.. if you want that at the end, take it, it doesn't bother me. I hope the bet significantly enriched you! pillow talk 23:48, February 10, 2012 (UTC)

Maybe a little smaller would do. It's a bit, related to but a little bit separate from the article, which I like to do sometimes at the lower end of pages. A little smaller, yes. Aye, enriched me enough to feel good about, but not in a hurting her taking her money kind of way. Both of us seriously thought she was married to him (Buffy loved Spike more, I'm very sure), and you just happened to set me straight first. It sure changed how I watched some scenes of the show, though, for the positive I would assume. How do you like the rest of the Gandhi page? I did a good rewrite, then MrN did his magic on it, which inspired me even more, and we've worked well on this one it seems. Your intro move has stayed in, MrN just moved it to a lede and not a separate italic introduction. Horace! Aleiki 00:37 11-2-'12

I did what to a when who where? I swear it must have been that other guy. Anyway, whoever you are, I noticed that you posted in some forum somewhere and thought I would ask you to take a look at dis ting. See how I made it all cool by my use of "street" speak. I have a way with the kids like that you know. No. Not in that way. Just fucking upload more pics for Captain Autofellatio. MrN 21:27, Mar 16

Horace!

Thanks for the Bing Crosby vote of maybe-confidence and your nice comment, the part towards the end there. You and MrN inspired the page when you listed it in the forum, and then MrN listed it as the only red link in his list of ten vital articles to be edited. So thanks for that too. I haven't looked at the Mozart, Beetoven and Bach pages here, worried at what I'd find. OK, time for you to do a crazy article. Al 17:43 28-3-'12

Why don't you use...

You're normal account?--Sycamore (Talk) 18:53, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

He got locked out some time ago and forgot the email or some shit. I assume Wikia was to blame. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:01, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

I never associated an e-mail account with Hyperbole, so I can't get a new password. In fairness, I scrambled my password myself during a moment of rage. Although, I will add that I'm irritated that Sannse refused to add an e-mail address to the Hyperbole account even though Lyri assured her that she was 100% certain that it was not a fraudulent address. pillow talk 23:17, July 24, 2012 (UTC)

"You're"? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:20, July 24, 2012 (UTC)

Dude!

You get back here right now. What? "Oh, I've got a life to lead..."blahblahblah. What kind of uncyclopedian would have a life to lead? You tell me that. Aleister 12:35 14December'12

Turing Duck Test

Just the idea makes me laugh and then pause and then laugh again. --Nikau (talk) 14:10, 24 September 2014 (UTC)