UnTunes:I Will Possess Your Log

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Lyrics[edit | edit source]

Death Cab for Cajek.jpg

How I wish you could see that your purpose,

the purpose of you to me.

Is giving bans for my userpage box

That I update so faithfully.

So...


You gotta slap some time on.

You gotta put that ban on me.

And I know that you're my pawn

I will possess your log.

You gotta add some time on.

You gotta up that ban on me.

And I know that in time, ah

I will possess your log.


There are days in my browser window

I see your edits as they're rolling past,

and I long for this ritual spanking

when you'll be banning, tanning my ass.


You gotta whack my hide, ow.

You gotta put that block, on me.

And I know that you'll find, now

I will possess your log.

You gotta pop that cap, dog.

You gotta bust a move on me.

Because you know it's mine, oh

I will possess your log.

I will possess your log.

I will possess your log.


You reject my... bad edits... and vandal sprees...

I won't let you... let me off... so easily.

I'll post goatse.


You gotta slap some time on.

You gotta put that block on me.

And I know that you're my pawn

I will possess your log.

You gotta put that ban on.

And don't forget my dumb IP

And I know that in time, ah

I will possess your log.

You gotta whack my hide, oh.

You gotta pop that cap, in me

Because you know you're mine, oh

I will possess your log.

I will possess your log.

I will possess your log.

Credits[edit | edit source]

Original Music: Death Cab for Cutie • New Vocals & Lyrics: Death Cab for Cajek