User:Neox

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אױ This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah. אױ

ao-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of AOLer. ao-1

enr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Engrish. enr-1

il-4 This user speaks Igpay Atinlay at a near-native level. il-4

pika-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Pikachu. pika-2

sa-4 This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level. sa-4

17-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 1337. 17-3

ac-0 This user does not understand those African clicky noises (or understands it with considerable difficulties). ac-0

al-0 This user does not understand the Ancient Language (or understands it with considerable difficulties). al-0

au-0 This user does not understand 'Straylyan (or understands it with considerable difficulties). au-0

ao-N This user is a native speaker of AOLer. ao-N

bs-F This user got an F in Bullsh!t and likes their native language better (if they have one). bs-F

ca-0 This user does not understand Canadian (or understands it with considerable difficulties). ca-0

cpp-0 This user does not understand C++ (or understands it with considerable difficulties). cpp-0

cs-0 This user does not understand Czech (or understands it with considerable difficulties). cs-0

da-0 This user does not understand Danish (or understands it with considerable difficulties). da-0

de-0 This user does not understand Deutsch (or understands it with considerable difficulties). de-0

do-F This user got an F in Dolphin and likes their native language better (if they have one). do-F

du-0 This user does not understand Dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties). du-0

elv-0 This user does not understand Elvish (or understands it with considerable difficulties). elv-0

en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N

enl-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of English, but Louder. enl-1

enr-E This user only speaks Engrish because it was a required course in school. enr-E

eo-0 This user does not understand Esperanto (or understands it with considerable difficulties). eo-0

es-0 This user does not understand Español (or understands it with considerable difficulties). es-0

et-0 This user does not understand Estonian (or understands it with considerable difficulties). et-0

fig-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Fight. fig-3

fr-0 This user does not understand Français (or understands it with considerable difficulties). fr-0

fur-F This user got an F in Furry and likes their native language better (if they have one). fur-F

gb-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Gibberish. gb-1

lz-X This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers . lz-X

ns-0 This user does not understand Newspeak (or understands it with considerable difficulties). ns-0

Pie-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Pie. Pie-2

rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level. rh-4

tlh-0 This user does not understand Klingon (or understands it with considerable difficulties). tlh-0

yt-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of ytmnd. yt-1

This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.

See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.

No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama. ← See?

Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.

What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.

Whoa! You made it! Good job! Have some llama love!! Then go away.

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.

This user is from Camelot , and eats ham and jam and spamalot !

This user is right-handed.

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.

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This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.

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This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.

RENT

This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666.

RENT

This user supports the giving away of free iPods .

This user has created 1 userboxes because one liners are easy.

No user serviceable parts inside.

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This space for rent.

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Temp	This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.

This user is a retarded defective Doppelgänger that likes to wash while quivering incompetent suicide bombers die his shonk.

This user is a bad ass, so treat them with respect.

This user is the random universal jellybean that modeled their duodenum inside of your cakes so you must habitually legislate them with a nuke.

This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
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This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.

This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

This user will give you a seizure.

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

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subliminal!

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This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.

This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.

This user uses Google Chrome, because it's GOOGLE.

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This user is elite.

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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user seriously needs to calm down.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

MEH

This user is addicted to video games.

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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:Neox.

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The above wasn't my fault!

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This user thinks that Mr winkler is GAY, quite annoyingly.

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

LV-2	This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This user shot J.F.Kennedy. DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!

THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

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This user has broken their addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!

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This user is a Ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet.

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This user is a Ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user does not know how to shot web.

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This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you.

Sex

THIS IS SPARTA!

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This user likes to use userboxes.

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Usb!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

USB!!!!!11

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This user's head A SPLODE.

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This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.

This user raises their own chickenbox.

This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.

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This user is an adventurer.

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This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

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ABYSS

This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

ABYSS

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This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue -infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.

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This user IS The Abyss.

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This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

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This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.

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This dreams of playing Zork 4: Escape From Darkness again.

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This user has got all the way to 10 in Citation Needed's Joke series. Applaud!

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This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!

Woohoo!

This user wants to pee in Cajek's hat.

This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.

This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.

LV-2	This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.

This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.

This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.

This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.

This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.

This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.

This mathematical user loves pi

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Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.

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This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.

This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.

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This user is a magic ninja!

This user is Over 9000.

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).

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这个用户是一个笨蛋. 他可能不知道这写的什么.

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This user cannot follow any orders!!

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