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Hey guys. i'm going to hold a contest for the next HUGE internet meme. Winners will get bragging rights, a template, and the pride that you started an internet phenomenon that lasted 1 or 2 years, tops. Here's the rules:

• Your meme MUST be pop culture, internet, object, or grammar-related.

• Your meme must be random in some way or be riddled with some sexual innuendo.

• Your meme, no matter HOW in-joke-esque it is, must be humorous to some kind of internet noob or social person.

• People themselves can qualify as memes, with many exceptions.

I will be judging at most 7 people. Memes must be submitted by next week. The winner MUST have responsibility of spreading the meme through various sites. (YouTube, 4chan, this site, blogs, etc.) Now get started, or the mudkipz will get you! Let's make show fucking /b/ what Uncyclopedia can do!--Almost Sir Random Crap

I said in a forum a while back that I didn't think you understand how memes work. I would just like to take this opportunity to thank you for proving me right. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:19, Jul 28

Um, yeah, you should really shut up with the memes. This idea is really lame, and I don' think Uncyclopedia is that big on memes anyway. Plus, odds are nothing is actually going to happen here, if anyone signs up you probably won't get it all over the internet. And, as TLB said, you don't get memes at all. Staircase CUN^t 03:56, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia is not about memes. Chuck Norris 05:01, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Of course it's not. -- Rick Roll

Listen, I wasn't expecting that much signup anyway. I just wanted uncyclopedia to be, you know, well-rounded. If we started a meme, I thought we could get more good new users. It's just for a good cause, that's all.-Mudkipz

Anyone who finds memes funny, be default, can't be a good user. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:53, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Memes can be funny. Otherwise they would never spread, and 4chan would've died off ages ago. By the time they get to Uncyclopedia, though, they usually aren't funny anymore, or simply don't work in the context of an encyclopedic website. What's wrong with this thread is, nobody goes out and "creates a meme." Advertisers try to, and usually they fail. The point of memes is that they just sort of happen; attempting to make one happen on purpose will almost certainly result in failure. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:04, Jul 28

Yeah, no. -Yo dawg, I heard you like fail so I put some fail in your fail thread so you could fail while you fail.

Judge

• Yours truly, the creator.--Almost Sir Random Crap

Derailing

This is a horror story:

Late in the afternoon, a man walks into a supermarket. -- Style  Guide 09:56, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

"Ouch!", he says. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 15:52, 28 Jul 2009

It has been a long day, and he is five hours late for work, and his penis is sore. -- Style  Guide 17:58, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

And he forgot to get milk, so he has to go back and get it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:42, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Unfortunately, they are all out of milk! All they are selling are copies of Sean Penn's Oscar-winning film "Milk"! Nooo... Nameable • mumble? • (UnScr:PWotM) 19:42, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

But then, he walks past a frozen dinner!!! Dun du du du du-DUN!!! And it has those delicious mini-burgers and tater tots and corn and chocolate puddin'! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:20, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

However, the man has high blood pressure and cholesterol, so he drools at the thought of being able to eat such a greasy and pleasing frozen dinner.--Almost Sir Random Crap

But he bought it anyway, brought it home and just when he was about to eat it... -- GBA2005 I Want You! 21:34, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

The phone started to ring! *Dun-da-DUUN!* MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:37, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

He reluctantly picked up the phone; a gravelly voice came on. It was... -- GBA2005 I Want You! 21:52, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

BILL COSBY! The man tries to hang up... <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 21:53, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

But unforunately, Bill Cosby starts talking about his life in a 7-hour-long showtune, featuring Tom Cruise.--Almost Sir Random Crap

The man can't seem to hang up, He can't feel his arm. "Sombody Help!" he cries. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 22:02, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

The next thing he knows, his mouth is filled with Jell-O and Scientology! <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 22:04, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

The fucking end. Now you little shits gotta wait for the sequel! By the way, the studio wants the sequel to be a romantic comedy! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:05, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

As these words rang in the man's head, he realized that all this time, he was on top of the lap of a naked Rosie O' Donnell! <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 22:08, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

But, he knew their love could never last, as he was already married. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:11, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Married to the Navy that is. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:13, 28 Jul

And all of the sailors started to sing... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:14, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Either that, or he was having a particularly bad acid trip. Yeah, it was probably the second, as that neatly explained why he had the face of the guy on the cover of "In the Court of the Crimson King" when he looked into the mirror inside the supermarket.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 22:16, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

So he sang a song with his hallucinatory sailors, and it went a little like: -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:18, 28 Jul

"We're whalers on the moon!" Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:19, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

But before they could finish, Jimbo Wales walked in with a gun in his hand...<insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 22:20, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

And then Darth Vader came. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 22:22, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

And they shot themselves right in the head like Budd Dwyer as all the little kiddies watched on cause it was being broadcast live on TV cause Pennsylvania sucks. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:23, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

And then the moon exploded. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 22:26, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Cause Piccolo (from DBZ) didn't like it as he hates cheese. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:27, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Fortunately, the Man in the Moon installed an escape pod the other day...<insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 22:28, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Escaping into a galaxy far far away. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 22:30, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Meanwhile, Chuck Norris realized things were getting out of hand...<insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 22:31, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

And kicked Buddha's Chinese ass.--Almost Sir Random Crap

Then, we got back to the story of the man in the supermarket. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:34, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

However, he commited suicide, so we drift off to a story about a gay Italian.--Bad Shroom 22:35, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Named Mario. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 22:36, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Mario was having sex with Sarah Palin for no reason.--Bad Shroom 22:37, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Unaware that they were being watched by... <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 22:39, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

....The Pedobear!!--Bad Shroom 22:39, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

As God reset the margin...<insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 22:40, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Oprah started a 10-hour marathon about John Connor from The Terminator.--Bad Shroom 22:41, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Meanwhile, Neox asked Bad Shroom what Pedobear was.<insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 22:44, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

And Bad shroom ignored him. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 22:45, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Bad Shroom was busy bitching with OptyC.--Bad Shroom 22:45, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

But then John Connor came from the TV and started raping Oprah! -- GBA2005 I Want You! 22:48, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, okay.

That turned really stupid didn't it? Let's start over: "There once was a stupid Dump topic about trying to create a meme." -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:42, 28 Jul

OptyC looked at it and started bitching.--Bad Shroom 22:43, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

As he was wont to do, being after all a complete ass. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:43, 28 Jul

So Darth Vader stabbed him with an Oreo.--Bad Shroom 22:44, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

The Oreo in question had a crush on Waluigi.<insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 22:46, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Waluigi wondered how a chocolate cookie could contemplate love anyway.--Bad Shroom 22:47, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Kirby then ate the Oreo.<insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 22:48, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Meanwhile, Chuck Norris ate Oprah.--Bad Shroom 22:49, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

And then ate John Connor. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 22:50, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

But then came Bill cosby.--Bad Shroom 22:51, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

And put Chuck Norris to sleep. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 22:53, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Who used Kirby as a pillow. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 23:03, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

-OptyC Sucks! CUN23:02, 28 Jul

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-- GBA2005 I Want You! 23:06, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

And then had a dream about MC Hammer. (Please, PLEASE no more rickrolling.)--Bad Shroom 23:09, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Look, Bad Shroom...

Your meme contest is obviously going to go nowhere, so why don't you just give everyone who participated in this thread a template? I like templates. Meanwhile, I'm going to start a thread centered around that kind of story we made. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 23:22, 28 July 2009 (UTC) Okay. Now go do it!--Bad Shroom 23:30, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Done.--<insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 23:35, 28 July 2009 (UTC)