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A horror story. A woman was taking a walk in the park...--<insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 23:25, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

There was a man following her. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 23:35, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

That man....was Albert Einstein.--Bad Shroom 23:36, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

He had had his eye on her for quite some time. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 23:37, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

He lunges. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 23:38, 28 July 2009(UTC)

He takes a stick and stabs her gently.--Bad Shroom 23:39, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

She dies slowly. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 23:40, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Then the police came, with Kim jong-Il as leader.--Bad Shroom 23:41, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

With her last dying breaths, she smelled... scientific schnitzels...<insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 23:41, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Then Albert finaly gets a boner. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 23:42, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Maximum win level was reached.--Bad Shroom 23:43, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Little did he know, however...<insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 23:45, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

He was wearing a dildo. C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!--Bad Shroom 23:45, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

The Next Day... -- GBA2005 I Want You! 23:48, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Albert hung himself. Now we go to Bill Cosby... --Bad Shroom 23:49, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

With the wheather report. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 23:50, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

There's a hurricane heading for Chicago. It's really damn sunny in New York.--Bad Shroom 23:52, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

But THEN...along came Gill from Street Fighter 3...<insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 23:53, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

He killed Bill Cosby with a COMBO BREAKER!--Bad Shroom 23:54, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Do to it being too puny He turned into a fish. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 23:55, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Bill Cosby was buried next to Albert Einstein from earlier.--Bad Shroom 23:57, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

And then...

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The women came back from the grave as a zombie. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 00:05, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

She started going on 4chan.--Bad Shroom 00:06, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

But then she died of boredom.-- GBA2005 I Want You! 00:07, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

...Or so the tabloids would have you believe. Actually, she's currently watching the video to the classic Men Without Hats song "Safety Dance" on YouTube while slowly sipping on lemon-lime Kool-Aid. She is also wondering whatever happened to Crispy M&M's. Just then...--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 02:18, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

...as though an act of God was bestowed upon her a packet of Crispy M&M's smashed through her window and landed on her lap, it was at this time that she realised she liked her window being in tact more than she liked the M&M's, rushing to the window...--Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN

06:30, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

....She found a note, written by Jackie Chan. It said: "How do I shot web?" The women does a facepalm.--Bad Shroom 13:30, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Just then, the woman, whose name was Ellen, decided she was hungry. She made her way downstairs and looked into her aging, avocado-colored refrigerator. Hmm. Only week-old chicken a la King and a two liter bottle of Kool Aid. "Maybe I should go out to dinner," thought Ellen. As she stepped out the door, clad in her frock, she saw her old flame, Albert. He...--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 16:46, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Returned from the grave, with the unwanted smell of rotten flesh and schnitzel. As she ran away from her zombie pre-killer, she found a rusty spoon.--Bad Shroom 17:04, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Next to this rusty spoon was a greasy spoon. Ellen went in the greasy spoon, named "Corinth Diner", and sat down. She told her waiter (named "Niko") that she wanted a turkey club on challah, no mayo, with curly fries and a TaB. Just then, Albert walked in, but this time he brought friends—all of the zombies from the "Thriller" video. Fearing danger, Ellen...--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 18:23, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

...stood up and grabbed her crotch. As if by magic the fierceness within the eyes of the Zombies, which weren't actually there due to them having rotted away, disappeared and was replaced with a hint of sadness, obviously remembering their recently deceased king. Deciding to quit while she was ahead, Ellen ran like a bitch out of the 'Corinth Diner'.--Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 21:48, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

And as she ran...her head blew up from a surprise AK-47. (C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!) Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was...--Bad Shroom 21:59, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

...on the set of Chuck Norris Jokes: The Movie filming the climax. Chuck thought the movie was so far going awfully, as they had wimped out on the special effects budget, and Chuck's onscreen chemistry with Zooey Dechnanel just wasn't working. As the cameraman was loudly yelling, "CUT!", Chuck turned his head & noticed...--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 01:20, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

...that some unfortunate lady had recently died on their set. As he walked amongst the pieces of her head, moving towards the body and only slipping twice on pieces of brain, he noticed the Corinth Diner, looking through the window he noticed a waitress holding a Turkey sub on challah, no mayo with curly fries and realised it must have been the order of the recently deceased woman. A tear fell from his eye as the order was taken back to the cook...--Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 08:34, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

...and the woman came back to life from the phoenixlike-healing powers of Chuck Norris' tears. Chuck helped Ellen up, and alerted her of the dilemma outside the set's window. As she saw the order being taken away, Ellen bluntly said, "Hey, they forgot my TaB!"--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 13:58, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

But then Gill returned, not as a fish!! Incidentally, he happened to have a six-pack of TaB on his half-red, half-blue person, so he... <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 20:29, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

He...um... <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 20:12, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

Screw it. If you guys are gonna ignore me, I'll finish the story myself.

EVERYBODY DIES. THE END. I hope you're happy, jerks. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 22:02, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

What in heaven's name ARE MochiAds???

—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:10, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

See here, then go here. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 22:24, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

I thought it was some magical form of AIDs that you had just misspelled.--Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 07:44, 1 August 2009 (UTC)