User:Neox/That time a wizard did it during my sojourn in Canada

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It looked kinda like this, only fucking psycho.

Dude, IT WAS SO FUCKING MAGICAL OR SOMETHING!! Like, WTF?

So there I was[edit | edit source]

camping in the fucking woods, doing my Solid Snake thing with the Arctic shit and the huskies, right? Like, lumberjack badass shit.

and this fucking wizard[edit | edit source]

(audio) Listen to my story. (file info)
Otherwise you'll get raped by a wizard.

bursts out of the trees, musk all over the place, and instead of going for the dogs, he makes a wizardline straight for me.

so I pulled out my[edit | edit source]

knife and cut the thing, and it tries to mount me! WTF?

I barely got away with a major curse and a severed brachialis radial.

No, seriously. A wizard did it.

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