LOL WUT

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Oh gee, don't even get me started. Well, where do I begin? My life hasn't always been easy to say the least...

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The Beginning[edit | edit source]


I was born to a bunch of bananas. Isn't that cray cray? Effin bananas!?! It's true, I would never lie to you, I can't — I'm just a talking pear, man.

Anyways, I guess the fams was heir to some Dole fortune? I'm not sure how I'm related to Bob Dole exactly, but apparently he left me a boatload of money and now I don't really have to work anymore.

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I have a brother and a sister, we used to just hang out all the time.
We were inseparable.

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Check us out before we were ripe. I'm the one on the right >>

Back then we used to sing a capella on the tree in front of the barber shop down on 29th street. Until that one day, when the nice man rescued us and gave us our freedom. I'm not sure what happened to my brother and sister though, we don't really talk anymore. Actually, I talk all the time, just not to them — you know what I mean? That's normal though, right? Doesn't that kind of thing happen a lot between siblings? LOL, it's just a phase they're going through, I know it!

Modeling Career[edit | edit source]

Back when I had to work, I was a pretty successful model. I used to pose in all kinds of different costumes for motivational posters. I dunno, I didn't really care as long as it was paying the bills!


Check out some of my pics![edit | edit source]

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Where I am Now[edit | edit source]


Life is good, man — I can't complain too much. You can usually find me partying with my friends...


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We made some action figures of ourselves, check 'em out!

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There's not really much else to say, I'm living the dream... Thanks for all your support, 4chan!

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See Also[edit | edit source]

  Your Guide to INTERNET CULTURE
List of Internet phenomena - Internet humor - Rule 34 of the Internet
Memes All Your Base Are Belong To Us • Amogus - Arrow in the knee - Cosplay - Creepypasta - Girls on the Internet - Rage comic - Never Gonna Give You Up - Sparta - The Room (film) - Undertale - YTMND
People AAA - Homsar - Goa Tse - Jimbo Wales - King of the Internet - Maddox - n00b - Numa Numa - Patrick Duffy - Ron Paul - Star Wars Kid - Strong Bad - Strong Sad - The Cheat - Willy ON WHEELS!!
Specia

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