LOL WUT


Hi, allow me to introduce myself. I have gone by many names, but most people know me as LOL WUT. Although most people don't remember anymore, I used to be popular on the nets, where many users would post a pic of my liking with the text "LOL WUT" below it - hence the nickname I go by. I don't know what made me become trendy, though. It might be because of my unusual appearance. I'm a talking pear, you see.
The Beginning[edit | edit source]
- Oh gee, don't even get me started. Well, where do I begin? My life hasn't always been easy to say the least... I was born to a bunch of bananas. Isn't that cray cray? Effin bananas!?! It's true, I would never lie to you, I can't — I'm just a talking pear, man.
Check us out before we were ripe. I'm the one on the right >>
Back then we used to sing a capella on the tree in front of the barber shop down on 29th street. Until that one day, when the nice man rescued us and gave us our freedom. I'm not sure what happened to my brother and sister though, we don't really talk anymore. Actually, I talk all the time, just not to them — you know what I mean? That's normal though, right? Doesn't that kind of thing happen a lot between siblings? LOL, it's just a phase they're going through, I know it!
Modeling Career[edit | edit source]
Back when I had to work, I was a pretty successful model. I used to pose in all kinds of different costumes for motivational posters. I dunno, I didn't really care as long as it was paying the bills!
Check out some of my pics![edit | edit source]
Me as Tseric
Me as Jesus
Me as Steve Ballmer
Me as a smartass
Me as Sonic
Me as Mr. Peanut
Me being annoying
Me as a Hippy
Me as a Pokemon
Me as...Chuck Norris?
My Tarot Cards:[edit | edit source]
Where I am Now[edit | edit source]
Life is good, man — I can't complain too much. You can usually find me partying with my friends...
We made some action figures of ourselves, check 'em out!
There's not really much else to say, I'm living the dream... Thanks for all your support, 4chan!