LOL WUT

Oh gee, don't even get me started. Well, where do I begin? My life hasn't always been easy to say the least...

The Beginning[edit | edit source]

I was born to a bunch of bananas. Isn't that cray cray? Effin bananas!?! It's true, I would never lie to you, I can't — I'm just a talking pear, man.

Anyways, I guess the fams was heir to some Dole fortune? I'm not sure how I'm related to Bob Dole exactly, but apparently he left me a boatload of money and now I don't really have to work anymore.

I have a brother and a sister, we used to just hang out all the time.
We were inseparable.

Check us out before we were ripe. I'm the one on the right >>

Back then we used to sing a capella on the tree in front of the barber shop down on 29th street. Until that one day, when the nice man rescued us and gave us our freedom. I'm not sure what happened to my brother and sister though, we don't really talk anymore. Actually, I talk all the time, just not to them — you know what I mean? That's normal though, right? Doesn't that kind of thing happen a lot between siblings? LOL, it's just a phase they're going through, I know it!

Modeling Career[edit | edit source]

Back when I had to work, I was a pretty successful model. I used to pose in all kinds of different costumes for motivational posters. I dunno, I didn't really care as long as it was paying the bills!

Check out some of my pics![edit | edit source]

My original headshot
The French costume
The Mexican costume
The Jewish costume
The Korean costume
The Russian costume
The Japanese costume
The Australian costume
The Chinese costume
My Little Pony costume
For GQ Magazine
Me for Halloween
Me before puberty
Me, smokin' hot
Me as Tseric
Me as Jesus
Me as an alien
Me as Gene Simmons
Me as Steve Ballmer
Me as a Russian Reversal
Me as a Nascar fan
Me as a black guy
Me as a smartass
Me as Doc Brown
Me as Buzz Lightyear
Me as Sonic
Me as Mr. Peanut
Me as a Mr. Potato Head
Me as an apple
Me as a strawberry
Me as a wutermelon
Me being annoying
Me as a lightbulb
Me as a Hippy
Me as a Pokemon
Me as...Chuck Norris?
Me chargin' mah lazer!
Hulk smash Cell-Tech!
Me in Pulp Fiction
My campaign poster

My Tarot Cards:[edit | edit source]

Where I am Now[edit | edit source]

Life is good, man — I can't complain too much. You can usually find me partying with my friends...

We made some action figures of ourselves, check 'em out!

There's not really much else to say, I'm living the dream... Thanks for all your support, 4chan!

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