Hasan Piker
Hamas Abi al-Piker (born July 25, 1991) is a Turkish-American "streamer" known for the most boring Twitch streams ever. He is the archetype of the stereotypical liberal streamer from California. Most of the time he talks about politics and that's just it. When he's not talking about politics, he shocks his dog, Kaya and won't let her escape his home. Most of his "fans" basically have done crimes, such as murder and threatening people to kill themselves.
A brief biography about him (expectation)[edit | edit source]
Hasan Piker was born to a poor Turkish family in Turkey. As a child, he would see wars (such as the War on Terror) on television and got to the point where every single homework that he has ever done was politically motivated. His family owned a dog as well and he would treat the dog very well. He would go attend Stanford University to major in politics and journalism. Eventually he started streaming on Twitch and made several friends, such as the CEO of Twitch, Dan Clancy. Piker's story is an example of a rags-to-riches story from being born into poverty into a popular Twitch streamer.
A brief biography about him (reality)[edit | edit source]
Hasan Piker was born to a rich Turkish family in California. His father is one of the top 100 richest men in Turkey. As a child, he would mainly go into the steps of his father and used the money to buy a NASA supercomputer and invest in stocks. His political upbringing was after 9/11 in which he went from "I want to be rich" to "I want to be poor". He eventually pretended to be poor during his high school years. However, his classmates would realize that he wasn't really poor. He was from one of the most richest Turkish families. He would later get himself a huge mansion and start streaming on Twitch, eventually becoming one of Twitch's biggest cash cows. He would get away with the Twitch rules because they made a lot of money for them, even though he shocked his dog and is likely a pedophile. Most people hate him because of how fake he is. The only fans he has are his orbiters (such as Frogan) and that's just it.
If you don't agree with what he says, he will ignore you. He is really a psychopath.
Misconceptions about Hasan Piker[edit | edit source]
- "Hasan Piker loves the United States!" This is untrue. He has stated that he never liked the United States, despite being born to a Turkish multibillionaire father. He has pledged allegiance to Russia, China, North Korea and basically any country that hates America. He would've moved to any country that hates the United States, but he didn't do so.
- "Hasan Piker never used a shock collar." This one is also untrue. Apparently, he also abused another dog named Fish which he used to have and threatened to kill that dog. He also used a shock collar on Kaya. He even has electric powers for some reason and uses it on dogs. Maybe it would've been a different story if he owned a cat or any other pet.
- "Hasan Piker is NOT a terrorist sympathizer." If you haven't seen the beginning of the article, he has a nickname. The first name "Hasan" and the terrorist group Hamas can be mixed up, so this means that he actually supports Hamas. Not only that, but he also supports Houthis, which is another nickname for him.
- "Hasan Piker actually has fans." Well, this one is kinda true, but most of the time it's other Twitch streamers that will praise him and will do anything for him. If you are a Twitch streamer that doesn't like him, he will ignore you. The streamers in question are Frogan, Denims, Jellywig, and anyone part of the California Twitch Streamer League. Also, iDubbbz claims to like Piker, but Piker really doesn't like iDubbbz. Maybe.
- "Hasan Piker is not a pedophile." See for yourself.
