Recep Tayyip Erdoğan

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg
WARNING!

This article violates Article 299 of the Turkish Penal Code for "insulting the president" and making fun of the Republic of Turkey.


Recep Tayyip Erdoğan
Sultan of Ottoman Empire; President of Turkey; Lord-Protector of Istanbul; Imam of Konya; Conqueror of Syria
Reisonthrone.jpg
Reis sitting on the imperial throne... oh pardon presidental seat
Reign 2002 - infinity
Born February 26, 1954
Vilayet of Rize
Predecessor Abdullah Gül
Successor There shall be no successor to Reis
Consort Emine Erdoğan, the first Lady and the demigoddess of the New Ottoman Empire
Issue Ahmet Burak Erdoğan, Sümeyye Erdoğan, Necmettin Bilâl Erdoğan, Esra Erdoğan
Father Allah

Bouncywikilogo.gif

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Recep Tayyip Erdoğan.

Recep Tayyip Erdoğan (also known as "Reis" in Turkey and "Ricard Dexer Shawn" on social media) is the demigod president-sultan of the New Ottoman Empire . He ascended to the throne ehm... sorry elected as president in 2018 but he was at the centre of Turkish politics since 2002 when he was first elected as the prime minister.

The tale of an emperor[edit | edit source]

Reis in his childhood he's bored after mastering the entire science

65 years ago a demigod was born some say when he was born there were two moons some say all the wolves in the area roared as he was getting out but we all know that when he was born the vilayet of Rize prospered with wealth.He was a very smart child. At the of 6 he rediscovered the theory of relativity,at the age of 10 he mastered all of science and got bored out so he started football.

Everyone has the start somewhere[edit | edit source]

Reis scoring his 1000th goal

When Reis started football everyone noticed that he was very talented. After playing for three months he already scored more goals than all of Ronaldo and Messi combined. Then he was sold to Kasımpaşa the best football team on the universe (so good that it is banned from the champions league to allow competition thats probably why you don't know it! ) at the price of 999999999 kuwaiti dinars that's line 999999999999 euros.Then he carried the team on his back so much that they almost won the league if he wasnt hospitalized but that's s good in its own way.

Education[edit | edit source]

The Turkish demigod emperor Erdoğan is known for having thousands of diplomas from the best universities in the universe! He knows all modern and ancient languages and can speak all fluently.