Verbalase
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Verbalase (Adym Evans), is an obnoxious, homophobic, unfunny, and unoriginal beatboxing pedophile who makes shitty animated rap battles on YouTube, that only 9 year olds and 12 year olds enjoy and support. But what his fans don't know is that Verbalase is actually an unoriginal piece of shit, and has been exposed in the past for tracing art from other artists, though despite this, he somehow still managed to have "fans." He's basically just Randy Stair if he wasn't psychotic, and instead retarded.
However, the most infamous thing that Verbalase is known for is a little "incident" that happened in the lulzy year of 2023, where he spent 50 thousand dollars on a "spicy" animation where he gets seduced by Charlie Morningstar from the "hit" YouTube web series Hazbin Hotel. This would quickly catch the attention of the circlejerks and trolls on Twitter, and once Verbalase noticed the hate he was (deservedly) getting, he made an apology video. Though nobody believed his many excuses in the video, cause everybody already knows that Verbalase is a lying piece of shit, who basically brought this all on himself, and he wants to manipulate others into believing his bullshit.
Cartoon Beatbox Battles[edit | edit source]
As mentioned before, Verbalase is a YouTuber who makes shitty rap videos that literally nobody gives a shit about. Among these "masterpieces" was a little show called "Cartoon Beatbox Battles," which was a poorly animated shitshow where characters (mostly stolen from popular media) compete in god-awful rap battles. Due to Verbalase lacking originality, most of the "songs" in the series are mostly just "parodies" of popular songs that Verbalase obviously didn't ask permission from the actual artists to use.
The series would go on for years and years, and even became an internet meme for a while, before finally being cancelled, leaving all of Verbalase's shitty fanboys depressed, and probably suicidal. On the other hand, all the haters of Verbalase's awful content rejoiced.
The 50K Incident[edit | edit source]
After Mr. Adym finally cancelled Cartoon Beatbox Battles, and nothing of value being lost, he got bored of just leeching around his PC, and decided to make a little animation. He commissioned 50 THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS to an animation studio (That is alleged to have been made of 15 year olds). The animation in question features Verbalase getting kidnapped and stalked by Charlie Morningstar. Eventually, Charlie takes Verbalase to the Hazbin Hotel, where she then proceeds to tie him up on a bed, and striptease and seduce him. Eventually, realizing that there is no getting out of Charlie's grasp, Verbalase then kisses Charlie, and the animation ends.
Verbalase, being the dumb faggot that he is, decided to upload the animation to YouTube, on an alternate channel that he owned. Upon realizing the mistake he made, he quickly took the video down, and moved on without a second thought. It was only a matter of time until the trolls over on Twitter and Reddit found out about all of Verbalase's bullshit, and began mocking him, harassing him, and even threatening to dox him. Once Verbalase found out about all of this shit, he attempted to put an end to the hate with an apology video, where he promised to "be a better person" and "redeem himself," he even admitted to being a homophobic due to being a buddhist. Despite his (shitty) attempts to stop the harassment, the trolls could not be stopped, in fact, the trolls decided to take it a step further, by accusing Verbalase of being a homophobic (which turned out to be true), and accusing him of hiring a studio made of minors to make his "sexy" animation. This would eventually get his fanboys involved, with them coming to Verbalase's rescue, and sending him "positive comments," and even battling with some of the trolls, but that's irrelevant, nobody cares about his fans. Verbalase himself doesn't care about his fans, unless some happen to be under the age of 18.
In the end, Verbalase's reputation was ruined, and he was just another LOLCow for trolls to milk, and as for his fake apology, everybody knew it was bullshit, and that he wasn't really sorry for anything he's done, and only got "upset" cause he rightfully got exposed for it, he has absolutely no remorse for what he did, not even for hitting up "animators" to write sexual cartoons for him. TOO LONG, DIDN'T READ, Verbalase's apology was basically as fake as his entire YouTube "career."
Puppet Beatbox Battles[edit | edit source]
After Adym the Pedophile blew his budget (that was actually supposed to go to Cartoon Beatbox Battles) on Rule 34, he started a new series known as "Puppet Beatbox Battles," which features cheap, poorly designed puppets competing in a shitty rap battle. It's basically the same as Cartoon Beatbox Battles, except with shitty puppets instead of shitty animation.
It'll most likely go on for at least two years, before being cancelled and (deservedly) forgotten.
The Roxanne Wolf Incident[edit | edit source]
Did you really think Adym the Rapist would learn his lesson after being trolled to shame over the Hazbin Hotel animation? Well, SURPRISE, SURPRISE, he DID NOT learn his goddamn lesson, because why would he? This time, he created another animation, where he gets hunted down, stalked, and possibly butt-fucked by Roxanne Wolf from "Five Nights At Freddy's: Security Breach." It's pretty much the same as his infamous Charlie animation, except he didn't waste away thousands of dollars for it, and he didn't contact any "animators" to help work on it either (surprisingly enough). Of course, this "masterpiece" would get Verbalase into trouble with the trolls yet again, and he was once again mocked and ridiculed, until everyone eventually moved on and stopped bitching about it.
As mentioned before, Verbalase didn't learn his lesson from the "last incident," he caused one controversy, only to cause another. Maybe it was for attention, maybe it was for "jokes," or maybe it was to lure more "fans" in, though to this day it is mostly unknown, the answer is pretty obvious. Verbalase did it to gain more attention from his "fans" as a retaliation for getting trolled by Twitter, basically just proving that he's just an unoriginal and manipulative sick fuck who cannot be trusted.
Conclusion[edit | edit source]
In conclusion, Verbalase is a nobody, it won't be long until he finally gets what he deserves, he was literally an unoriginal cunt who somehow got famous. Although Mr. Adym will most likely continue making shitty YouTube music videos, we can only pray that one day his YouTube channel finally gets deleted, and he snaps and becomes an hero. Don't worry Adym, nobody would miss you.
Shitty YouTube Channels[edit | edit source]
- Verbalase - His main channel, where he usually posts his spastic animated rap videos
- Verbal Ase - His shitty alt channel that nobody cares about
