Jelly beans

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“Jelly beans are small beans made of jelly.”

Captain oblivious on Jelly beans

Jelly beans are small eight legged, winged creatures that enjoy preying on small children. They are manufactured in the caribbean by enslaved pirates like Jack Sparrow. They do however have different colors.