User:Zarbag
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WARNING This article pertains to Scottish things, dae nothin tae to fix this. It is recommended that while reading this article you wear a kilt, drink Irn-Bru, eat Jock pies and sing Auld Lang Syne loudly. Failure to observe these precautions could cause you unexpected distress and a life of misery in Falkirk. |
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It is I, Zarbag.
I'm trying to become a writer. This place allows me to "practise".
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History Ninjastar I award you a history ninjastar for your long-term additions to Byzantine Empire. –Insineratehymn
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This person has done good deeds in the eyes of Sycamore |
Featured Article: Austria-Hungary
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
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This user is a total UKer, and knows how to spell. (British Uncyclopedians) |
Articles that are largely down to the wordsmithery of your's truly[edit | edit source]
- Oswald Mosley
- Chris Evans
- Jools Holland
- William Hague
- Simon Bates
- Alex Salmond
- Adam Ant
- Michael Howard
- Paul Daniels
- Jet Set Willy
Histories[edit | edit source]
I like histories and I like silliness, so I enjoy combining the two.
- Tiberius
- Austria-Hungary ~*Exciting Featured Article!*~
- Biggus Dickus
- Roman Emperor
- Napoleon III
- Nero
- Constantinople
- Crown
- Oliver Cromwell
- Vespasian
- King Edward VII
Articles which I've done a fair bit of the writing for. If you laugh at something I did it, probably. If it's shite, it was someone else. Honest, guv.[edit | edit source]
- Ricky Gervais
- Jim Davidson
- Richard Littlejohn
- Daily Mail
- Jimmy Savile
- Orson Welles
- Torchwood - in a curious parallel to the real-life show, this new re-done "Torchwood" page is better than the first one.
- Sausage roll
- Radio One
- Labour Party
- Bear Grylls
Here is the News![edit | edit source]
Like everyone else, I think I can write for the Onion:
- UnNews:UN moves against George Michael for crimes against New Order
- UnNews:Tedious internet memes save Australian man
- UnNews:Broon steps doon
- UnNews:Government Sacks Drugs Advisor for Giving Advice
- UnNews:Iranian Secret Service Hails "Operation UnNews Apathy" a "Great Success"
- UnNews:Zombie Cromwell Dissolves Parliament, Replaces with 'Have Your Say', 'Comment Is Free' Regulars
- UnNews:Commons Speaker Resigns, Claims £70,000 per Year in Expenses
- UnNews:Putin Sets Disco Floor, Georgia Alight
- UnNews:Even Gordon Brown admits Brand Ross thing is "Getting fucking ridiculous now"
- UnNews:Labour Party "Must Unite" Behind Unpopular Prime Minister No One Wants
- UnNews:League of Despots "Very Concerned" About Move Towards Democracy in Zimbabwe
- UnNews:Russia "Hopes To Win Gold" In Country Invading at 2008 Olympics
- UnNews:William Wallace Wins Glasgow East
- UnNews:North Korea "To Deliver Details of Nuclear Capability"
- UnNews:Mugabe Attacks "Gay" Mr Tsvangirai