User:Zarbag

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It is I, Zarbag.

I'm trying to become a writer. This place allows me to "practise".

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I award you a history ninjastar for your long-term additions to Byzantine Empire. –Insineratehymn
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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

United Kingdom
This user is a total UKer


and can pronounce aluminium correctly.


(British Uncyclopedians)

Articles that are largely down to the wordsmithery of your's truly[edit | edit source]

Histories[edit | edit source]

History is a fertile ground for satires, wordplay and knob-jokes but not "randomness". Augustus agrees.

I like histories and I like silliness, so I enjoy combining the two.

Articles which I've done a fair bit of the writing for. If you laugh at something I did it, probably. If it's shite, it was someone else. Honest, guv.[edit | edit source]

Here is the News![edit | edit source]

Like everyone else, I think I can write for the Onion:

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