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Very strange quotes
“You're so sexy!”
“My favorite thing in life is sex. My second-favorite thing is ice cream.”
Some more of Khil's wisdom
In 2010, during a performance in Moscow, full of young fans (he called them "grandchildren"), Eduard Khil posed them a random question. hee hee hee!
Khil: Who here knows when Yuri Gagarin made his flight?
some kid: 1951?
Khil: Close enough, grandson, but you were off by 10 years. So, learning is necessary. Not getting drunk in the club.
“Gringos, what are they good for?”
- I am of Aztec, Mayan, and Korean descent.
- I like scrunchies, but they don't always stay in my hair.
- I hate when that happens.
- I'm not that funny, but I do write good set-up.
Articles I've written, with a LOT of help from my friends
The articles are separated into these categories, in the order in which they were written, within their respective categories. If this makes no sense, it is because I am very stupid indeed.
Articles I helped with
Wikipedia would say that this is cruft
- Roberto Carlos Braga
- HowTo:Write incoherently
- UnBooks:Sexually suggestive songs by Roberto Carlos
- UnNews:Roberto Carlos turns 71; awkward things happen
- UnBooks:Rei Roberto Carlos (translated from the Portuguese)
- UnNews:Braga to the women: 'Feliz natal! I have given you a troll!'
- UnNews:RCB's Facebook: "Luciana's second daughter is here"
- UnNews:Davy Jones dies, age 66; nobody cared
- UnNews:Spring break not a break for anybody
- UnNews:I am not making this up! The cheetah is extinct
- UnNews:Giants more likely to die, studies say
- UnNews:Big Tex dies; many children rejoice
- UnNews:Hebe Camargo dies
- UnNews:It's NOT Macho Time, nor will it ever be again
- UnNews:Mayans: 'Made ya look!'
- UnNews:Big Tex is reborn! Run for the hills!
- UnNews:Nelson Ned, midget Brazilian singer, dies
- Raphael (singer)
- Camilo Sesto
- Carlos Gardel - Failed VFH!
- Robert Wadlow
- Ganbu Style
- Simone Bittencourt de Oliveira - Featured!
- the Veloso siblings
- Ana Gabriel
- Why?:Repeal statutory rape
- Eduard Khil - Failed VFH!
- Arkady Ostrovsky
- MACHOs and WIMPs
- UnScripts:Yes, I'm a lolita - A coming-out story
- UnBooks:Mummy, why is father so old? - This one is recommended for the lolitas who have young children. Sort of to explain why the age difference exists, if a child ever asks. WARNING!: Very inappropriate!
- Muslim Magomayev
- Valery Obodzinsky - I need some help with this one, please