HowTo:Write incoherently
| Robertus Carolus Bracarius[1] and the incoherent taxobox | |
|---|---|
| Scientific classification | |
| Phylum | São tantas emoções! |
| Class | Old people |
| Order | Amputees |
| Family | Elvii |
| Genus | Lonely |
| Species | widower |
| Binomial name | |
| Multus obligatus | |
| Specifications | |
| Primary armament | Roses |
| Secondary armament | Bewitches you with that charming old man voice |
| Power supply | The love of children, especially "nubile" little girls |
| Health | Despite really liking ice cream, surprisingly not diabetic or toothless |
| Mana | Não faço ideia (I have no idea) |
| Strength | Enough to warrant being impressed at his biceps |
| Intelligence | Possibly smart (apparently he made it to college) |
| Weight | Skeletal |
| Length | Either hangs out with tall women, or he's rather short. |
| Special attack | Jumps hopscotch with you on his one leg |
| Conservation status | |
| Eternal | |
So here it is, the incoherent lyrics.[edit | edit source]
(refrain x3)
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ, take care of me!
Over my head the clouds
Are running on in the the blue sky
While on the sad who are worn
Life is so harder and people cry
Like the clouds above
Everybody here has gone astray
But he can show them how
To better find the right way
“Adele, will you marry me? Then we can be "rolling in the deep" together.”
(refrain)
Everybody I see
Feels so much love and cries for peace
All those who could do war
They hope it's great and never cease[2]
Seeing the flowers blooming
Between the stones of ourselves the soil[3]
My heart it feels the hope
That anything can't destroy
(refrain)
Everyone that I meet
Blood and brothers will do so help
Trying to find the people
With whom they can change the love
May God bless this crowd
Of raising prisons of day to day[4]
So that the lovers here are raised together
And together pray
(refrain, infinty-million times)
What the fuck does this even mean? Was he Bat Fuck Insane when he wrote this song? And these are the exact lyrics, too.
More incoherence[edit | edit source]
- Bat Fuck Insane
- HowTo:Write articles while extremely drunk
- Absurdity
- Random humor
- AAAAAAA!
- UnBooks:Sexually suggestive songs by Roberto Carlos
Even more incoherence[edit | edit source]
At this point I don't know what the Hell I'm talking about, so Have a nice day.
- ↑ Latinized like this because the Portuguese city Braga, from whence originates his last name, had existed since Roman times, but in those times was called Bracara Augusta, and was inhabited by a tribe of Celts known as Bracarii (singular: Bracarius). Why did I latinize this at all? Just to extend the... uhhh... incoherence? incoherency? never really figured it out
- ↑ Hope what is great? The war? What is it that never ceases?
- ↑ "Between the stones of ourselves the soil"? So now we are stones? No, he was stoned.
- ↑ That was just...no.