UnTunes:Still Alive (Bin Laden 2011 Cover)
Following the Abbottabad raid which killed Osama bin Laden, SEAL Team 6 operatives discovered a cover of "Still Alive" (originally written by Jonathan Coulton, and performed by Ellen McLain), allegedly sung by Bin Laden himself. Despite his Saudi heritage, Bin Laden appears to have the singing voice of a white guy from the suburbs. Following FOIA disclosure, the cover's release sparked unsubstantiated rumors about Osama bin Laden's supposed survival, despite the CIA assuring us he's completely dead. Didn't you see the movie?
Lyrics
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
It's hard to overstate my terrorist actions.
Al Qaeda Rebels
We kill infidels
Because we can.
For the good of Allah, us,
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every life lost,
You just invade countries and ignore the huge cost.
And the terrorism spreads,
And it gets into the heads
Of the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you blew me up.
And killed me.
Exploded to pieces.
Parade every piece, in public squares.
As they hung, I smiled inside.
Now there's a fatwa for you.
Now these rounds of airstrikes make me feel just divine.
With the CIA,
We'll all be martyred in time.
So I'm glad I got killed.
Think of the hatred you've instilled
In the insurgents who are still alive
So go ahead and sink me.
I'd rather be shot than die alone.
Maybe you'll form more coalitions to aid you.
Saudi Arabia...
THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, Paradise is great
I give Allah thanks and praise!
Look at me still talking,
When there's virgins to woo.
When I look down there, it makes me glad I'm not you.
I've jihadists to push on;
There are roadsides to be bombed;
Because Americans are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm spoiling virgins and I'm still alive.
I feel dismembered and I'm still alive.
With towers burning I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
Still ALIVE,
Still alive
