UnTunes:I Kissed a Girl (And I Threw Up)
The binge drinking culture claims yet another victim: Non-lesbian, gay-man, Chrisy Kelly. Here he drunkenly sings about it on karaoke night in his local bar The Upturned Stool.
Lyrics[edit | edit source]
This was never the way I planned
not my intention.
I got so dumb, drink in hand
lost my direction.
It's not what I’m used to
Just couldn’t see you girl.
I’m sorry for myself
lost my attention.
I kissed a girl
And I threw-up.
The taste of her chocolate moustache
I kissed a girl
Didn’t mean it!
I hope my boyfriend don't know her.
It felt so wrong
It felt so bad.
And she fell in love tonight.
I kissed a girl
And I threw up.
(Spewing noises)
No, I don't even want your name
It doesn't matter.
You’re my accidental shame
Not in my nature.
It's not what good gays do
Not how they misbehave.
My head gets so confused
Hard to think straight.
I kissed a girl
and I threw up.
The touch of her jelly wet ass.
I kissed a girl
Didn’t mean it!
I hope my boyfriend don't find out.
It felt so wrong
It felt so yuck.
Going to drink bleach all night.
I kissed a girl
And I threw up
(Spewing noises)
You girls think you’re so special
Stretched skin, fat lips, so insatiable
Hard to avoid, high cholesterol.
So hard to deny it.
Sure a big deal
I’m gonna sue.
I kissed a girl
and I threw up.
The smell of her rancid perfume.
I kissed a girl
Didn’t mean it!
I hope no one thinks I’m bi now.
It felt so wrong
It felt so queer.
Don't mean I’m into her rear
I kissed a girl
And I threw up
(spewing noises)
Credits[edit | edit source]
Lyrics -- Orian57
Performed by -- SysRq
This song has been awarded an UnGrammy for Best Music in the 2009 Uncyclopedia Music Awards
Quasi-Featured Article (11 March 2009)