Uncyclopedia:VFS

...and so shall it be that every Admin is presented with Shit-Wading Galoshes, a Steel-Plated Banhammer, and an Industrial Strength HuffMaster 2000 upon inception to the order. “Better to reign in Uncyclopedia than serve in Wikipedia” – John Milton on stating the obvious Are you looking to join a team of enthusiastic and extremely sarcastic individuals? Do you like to feel like you are a valuable part of a "team?" Do you want an employer who considers you their slave? If you said "I prefer not to answer" to any or all of these questions, you may be qualified to be a sysop at Uncyclopedia! This is the place where twice a year, Uncyclopedia users choose and vote for the most qualified users to be given the mop of power. Additionally, this is the place for votes to remove ops from a user, either in urgent cases, or during the regular bi-annual votes. Rules for op votes You may nominate whomever you want. Only registered users whose accounts are at least 2 weeks old and have 75 constructive edits may vote on or nominate administrators. No self-nominations. Votes for bureaucrats and interface ops follow the same rules. Votes on those ends follow seperate vote counts. Joke nominations and votes are permitted. These do not count towards normal vote limits, but each user is limited to a maximum of 1 joke nomination, and there can be up to three joke nominations per VFS. Joke nominations should go on the bottom, in italics. The process (all dates and times are calculated in UTC, unless someone gets lazy and is a few hours late/early) Each user may nominate one sysop, beginning on the 1st of every April and October. Until the 20th, users may vote on a maximum of three sysop candidates. From the 21st - 30th, current ops take the candidates with at least 50% of the leader's score and vote on who to op. The ten-day admin-only vote has been replaced by a ten-day admin-only bender, after which the crats will be too hung over to fulfil their duties on time. During the bender, late votes are still valid but dramatically groaned at. On the last day of any month with 31 days, current ops play Russian Roulette to see who gets de-opped. (Frosty goes first with a bazooka) Rules for de-op votes Only established users, per the above qualifications, may nominate an administrator to be de-opped. Be professional, and lay out your case for de-opping clearly and with evidence of their supposed wrongdoing uploaded to Uncyclopedia, and linked in your nomination. For a de-op to be successful, a supermajority (2/3) of votes must be in favor of the motion. No half votes or semi-votes. NB: The ops can change these rules at any time for any reason to help the fight against wiki-terrorism.

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DaniPine3 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 9

•  For.：It's time to give him greater authority! 12:37, 3 October 2024 (UTC)
• Support I'm bad at explaining why i vote for people, but i'd definitely say that DaniPine has earned this. 20:04, 3 October 2024
• Yes Can I even vote here? What is this? But sure, Dani would make a good admin. Squaw Dee's Linkless Signature! 22:11, 3 October 2024 (UTC)
• Yee. He always helps out around here, and he improves my terrible css. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:46, 3 October 2024 (UTC)
•  For. Simply put, DaniPine rocks. Definite for. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 00:09, 4 October 2024 (UTC)
•  For. MrX blow me 14:42, 5 October 2024 (UTC)
• Fur Meow. 21:33, 5 October 2024 (UTC)
•  For. Not at all worried that the first thing he will do is ban me as a joke (this is also a joke). L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:36, 12 October 2024 (UTC)
  •  Against. (JOKE) Not even in the discord (NOT A JOKE (he isn't in the discord, but I don't really care))! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:39, 16 October 2024 (UTC)
  • (imagine somebody coming in and decreasing the score counter because I made a joke. Joke's on you whoever intends to do that.) L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:41, 16 October 2024 (UTC)

Derp ShabiDOO 11:56, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

C780178 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1000

•  831 For: He like miku! 11:38, 13 October 2024 (UTC)
•  169 For: He is cat! 11:39, 13 October 2024 (UTC)

Feliner05 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: π×1 with 36 zeroes

• UwU! Felinew05 dwopped by, 5000 Watewmelowons So I dwopped by fur a snack, if you need watewmelowons. Become latzotwaxed and they awe tastiew. 03:51, 14 October 2024 (UTC)
• Average Korean Gabri ^growl _sniff 15:03, 20 October 2024 (UTC)