Uncyclopedia:VFS/October2022

Adminship

BraGreMat (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 13

•  Nom + For BraGreMat has been a positive presence and an extremely helpful editor here for almost a year now. He works around the clock (seriously working his ass off all the time) in nearly every maintenance area of the site. His judgement is spot on when it comes to identifying and dealing with spammers and other unwanted garbage. He's also already an admin on the Norwegian Uncyc. Granting him the admin tools would be a huge help for everyone. MrX blow me 05:51, 1 October 2022 (UTC)
•  For. been planning on nominating the same admin Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:57, 1 October 2022 (UTC)
•  For. taxworm / talk 06:07, 1 October 2022 (UTC)
•  For. Mr. George / talk 13:29, 1 October 2022 (UTC)
•  For. Executive (talk) 13:24, 1 October 2022 (UTC)
•  For. — Sourav • 16:28, 1 October 2022 (UTC)
•  For. Yeah, why the heck not. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:29, 2 October 2022 (UTC)
•  For. ~ Kakun · talk 13:54, 2 October 2022 (UTC)
•  For. Fresh meat! WohMi Speaketh Here! 00:24, 4 October 2022 (UTC)
• I don't know who this user is, but their username turns me on. ShabiDOO 21:21, 5 October 2022 (UTC)

I remember them as the Pikachu signature person, would that jog your memory too? Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:21, 6 October 2022 (UTC)

•  For. From what I can tell, you absolutely deserve this. Enjoy your newly crafted banhammer.  Cassandra  (talk) 02:58, 22 October 2022 (UTC)
•  For. sure, why not? --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:10, 24 October 2022 (UTC)
• Strong support; here's to an actual maintanence-oriented administrator. JJP_Masterbation 00:00, 25 October 2022 (UTC)
•  For. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 12:18, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

Svex 88134kg (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6

•  Nom + For (this is a joke nomination) - Svex 88134kg has shown high levels of intelligence regarding CSS vandalism, page move vandalism, article blanking, etc. He also has very good skills in regards to making terrible choices, as he has made many accounts saying pretty much Russia good, Ukraine bad. I think he should be promoted to admin in order to advance our CSS skills and make us all stupider. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:26, 5 October 2022 (UTC)
•  Strong for our dear comrade. MrX blow me 05:13, 5 October 2022 (UTC)
•  For random but funny facts about astronomy. 06:48, 5 October 2022 (UTC)
•  For. taxworm / talk 10:40, 5 October 2022 (UTC)
•  For. Nothing could possibly ever go wrong with this! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 05:56, 6 October 2022 (UTC)
•  For. -- because what better way to train us sysops and bureaucrats using arbitrary vandalism?  Cassandra  (talk) 02:59, 22 October 2022 (UTC)
•  For. I agree with ARandomPage. Svex may be out best vanda - err - I mean admin yet. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 12:19, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

Sourav Halder (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Hi I’m Sourav and I would like to apply for adminship at Uncyclopedia . I’m a sysop at Uncyclopedia bn . it would be quite useful to be able to speedy delete nonsense page creations & spam or block vandals & LTAs. I could also imagine myself helping with local abuse filter in the future, as I have experience from creating and maintaining abuse filters in my wiki beta.souravhalder.me because I'm MediaWiki expert. Thanks for your feedback! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Sourav Halder (talk • contribs)

Comment. Is this a joke nom? Because if it isn’t, then i gotta suggest reading the VFS rules first. 18:59, 13 October 2022 (UTC)

Oh I'm sorry Anyone can nominate me.— Sourav • 19:03, 13 October 2022 (UTC)

Sorry, but I don't know you well enough to nominate you. Maybe next year (or just next April) someone will nominate you if they know you better. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 05:50, 14 October 2022 (UTC)

Abstain. As much as I would vote for you, I kind of would expect you to be more active on English Uncyclopedia specifically in order to be here. Just so you know. You're always welcome to contribute more, and eventually self-nom!  Cassandra  (talk) 03:00, 22 October 2022 (UTC)

OBJECTION! It says right in the VFS rules that no self-nominations are allowed! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 11:09, 24 October 2022 (UTC)

Sourav, you're welcome to make productive contributions. Once you have demonstrated a need for admin, and shown that you can use it responsibly, I'll nominate you as soon as I am able to. However, you so far haven't done anything that I think you need admin for. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 22:50, 24 October 2022 (UTC)

All IPs

Score: 4

•  Nom + For (this is a joke nomination) IP users are best users! :^) --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:10, 24 October 2022 (UTC)
•  For. great idea Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 22:54, 24 October 2022 (UTC)
•  This is a great idea! Absolutely NOTHING BAD could happen because of this! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 08:31, 26 October 2022 (UTC)
•  For. Why not? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 12:22, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

Bureaucratship

MrX (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 10

•  Nom + For doesn't shower so he looks like a good candidate Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:24, 24 June 2022 (UTC)

Did this in June 2022, but VFS was closed then. Adding back now. (not a joke nom, MrX is a good admin and 'crat for many reasons) Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 06:00, 1 October 2022 (UTC)

•  For. Executive (talk) 13:25, 1 October 2022 (UTC)
•  For. 15:50, 1 October 2022 (UTC)
•  For. — Sourav • 16:28, 1 October 2022 (UTC)
•  For. Please don't become active as heck and then disappear due to life issues like Cassie did. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:29, 2 October 2022 (UTC)

Hey, why are you calling me out? (to be fair, I am fully aware of how I've been less prominent on Uncyclopedia as of lately, mainly owing to this thing called "real life", but I'm still happy to be around.)  Cassandra  (talk) 03:02, 22 October 2022 (UTC)

•  For. Definitely not being forced against my will to vote for this guy due to him being the reason that I'm Admin. WohMi Speaketh Here! 00:22, 4 October 2022 (UTC)
•  For. One day I dream of doing some quantum experiment where MrX's hairy penis is in both my quivering anus and my hungry mouth both at the same time. ShabiDOO 21:22, 5 October 2022 (UTC)

  So hot. MrX blow me 22:05, 5 October 2022 (UTC)

• Wet pussy. You absolutely deserve it. Enjoy your newfound ability to, among other things, delete the Main Page.  Cassandra  (talk) 03:10, 22 October 2022 (UTC)
• strong for good funny user. needs to admit Rarity is best pony tho. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:06, 24 October 2022 (UTC)
• Support per Shabidoo. JJP_Masterbation 00:03, 25 October 2022 (UTC)

Cassie (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4.500000000001

•  For. This user has flown under our radar for over 5 years. Let's give her the recognition she deserves. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 05:56, 6 October 2022 (UTC)

She also deleted the Main Page. We need more people who are willing to delete the Main Page on our bureaucrat team. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:58, 23 October 2022 (UTC)

•  For. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 22:23, 6 October 2022 (UTC)
•  For. — Sourav • 18:59, 13 October 2022 (UTC)

 For. I concur. Absolutely.  Cassandra  (talk) 03:11, 22 October 2022 (UTC)

•  Weak for idk, seems fishy to me... --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:37, 26 October 2022 (UTC)
•  For. 0.000000000001 votes for. That is about how much this massive gobshite deserves it ;) ShabiDOO 23:26, 30 October 2022 (UTC)