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nooo[edit source]

why did you have to archibe Sun-asplode.gifSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 23:26, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

because it has to be done Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:26, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: weren't you the one who wanted me to archive my talkpage? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:29, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
but this one had a soul Sun-asplode.gifSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 23:30, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
but a soul doesn't need a talk page to live, as exemplified by the six human souls in undertale Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:32, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
tell me why this sig actually looks really good Sun-asplode.gifSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 23:32, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
it doesn't. it looks awful Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:33, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
nuh uh Sun-asplode.gifSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 23:36, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
if i'm being fully honest here: your signature looked like the roaring fraud until you changed the white to green. and just to prove that it's a fraud i beat it in maybe six tries just now Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:52, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

Happy Halloween[edit source]

Merry Halloween and a Happy Valentines Day. That is all πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) β˜€οΈ 23:28, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

@Gergdown: Happy Thanksgiving to you too πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:29, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
Happy Easter to you all! Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:30, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
happy Thanksgiving and a merry St. Patrick's Day --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:52, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

WAHLE[edit source]

Jimbo Whales - whale v2.png

MEGA SMASHA!

You've been squished by a jimbo whale!
Please take this very seriously: Turb0-Sunrise wants to let you know that you did something jimbo silly, which may or may not include creating Wikipedia oops sorry, wrong person. Your reasoning for being smashed by a whale is: fucking up the DPL on the "best of" page.

it's true that I co-send this whale with Turb0, but it won't work with both names on it πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:02, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
Well, it definitely shouldn't have broken, since i just copy-pasted last years code and replaced the 2025's with 2026. Alula.gifAlula.gif 08:31, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't feel like putting this on QVFD or VFD but...[edit source]

Can you... uhm lock any page that is created by Zana? Like this one for instance, I've been putting one of them in a special category called "Cancelled/Abandoned Competitions", so if you find any ones, please don't delete them- just put them in this category and lock them! Thanks. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 02:54, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

Otherwise, if you don't like that idea, then you are free to huff the page, and the category. AND SALT IT! GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 03:02, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
I don't think the category is needed, but sure, i can protect the page if the competition's dead. Alula.gifAlula.gif 08:33, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
it could be marked historical like other past events --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 18:22, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
Good idea. In fact it's such a good idea that i already did it hours before you mentioned it Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:40, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

Meow mrrrp nya purrrrrr meowmeowmeow[edit source]

Meow nyaaaa mrrrp mriaow meowmeow mraowmreow meow? Meowmeowmeowmeowmeow. purrrrrrrrrrrr ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 05:05, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

Can't believe that you'd mew. So sigma. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) β˜€οΈ 05:06, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
meoooow mrrrrp mew mrow nyaa purrr --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 05:54, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

User rights change request[edit source]

Please change my user rights so that I am a bot to prevent my edits from appearing on Special:RecentChanges and to prevent rate limiting. Soviet's Bot (talk) 16:38, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

Done. But i also need to let you know that i can't give you any user rights that prevents rate limiting altogether, since that's only for admins, bureaucrats and sysadmins. Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:30, 4 January 2026 (UTC)
Thank you! Also, when you belong in the bot user group, you're no longer affected by IP-based rate limiting. Soviet's Bot (talk) 19:54, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

[1][edit source]

mind revdeling this? Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 19:41, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

seems she already did --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 20:07, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

WTF[edit source]

Minccino.png

how is this moving if it's a PNG???? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 12:51, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

PNGs can be animated just like GIFs Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:28, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
why have i not known this Yankees suck.pngTurb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK!Yankees suck.png 14:55, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
Because APNGs are somehow worse at animating stuff than GIFs Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:56, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
Minccino!!! Happy.png GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 15:45, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
Minccino2.png Here's another Minccino (this time frozen in invisible ice) Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:40, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Beat A Dead Shoe Competition[edit source]

Since Fish, DaniPine3 and Gergdown have already been disqualified for adding too many moccasins at a time, you are currently winning! OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 23:16, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

unfortunate Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:49, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

hiiiiii :3[edit source]

can i have flood? Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 15:20, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

actually, before that, should category:Images with no license be moved to Category:Unlicensed images? Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 15:23, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
No, that just seems like a pointless change Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:44, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
'tis not pointless, for it is a spiffier name (in my completely wrong opinion) Yankees suck.pngGeneral Turb0-Sunrise of BostonYankees suck.png 16:50, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
I don't think that's worth the effort of changing over 4500 category links. Which you'd have to do manually because you would be rate limited. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:48, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

Could you please block me for an hour?[edit source]

I need to get some schoolwork done but keep getting distracted. --Lieutenant Gamma Yankees suck.png Here, Friend, have some meth. 17:05, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

Actually nevermind I finished that much quicker than I expected. thanks anyway --Lieutenant Gamma Yankees suck.png Here, Friend, have some meth. 17:15, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
Sure, i could help with that Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:51, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

Why is Turb0 indifenetly blocked?[edit source]

What has that user tk be suddenly banned like that? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 19:37, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

the log states its only until next match with the yankees in it: (feb 20th). i think he VFD'd the main page... RIP turbs LucyDance2.gifM KLucyDance2.gif 19:52, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
It says it's infinite for me, tho? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 19:55, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
yeah your right it says infinite on the actual log, i was just reading Alula's personal note on his talk page with her wtools block, maybe she didnt want to do math...? unsure but she hinted he'd be "waiting" so surely not forever! LucyDance2.gifM KLucyDance2.gif 19:57, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
It's a joke block, i don't seriously intend for Turb0 to be blocked forever (or until February 20th either). The expiration date was just something i filled in afterwards without actually looking up when it'd be Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:04, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

Trout[edit source]

Rainbow trout transparent.png

Whack!

You've been whacked with a wet trout.

Don't take this too seriously. Fish on skates just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include I felt like it --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 20:43, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
that's fair Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:44, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

Pooping at school[edit source]

Hello, Alula! I didn't mean to bother you, but I made some changes to the Pooping at school page. I'm the creator of that page. Take a look and see if it's acceptable. If it's not acceptable, let me know. User: Kisilaski--Kisilaski (talk) 22:16, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

Blocked IPs[edit source]

hey so, uh... i suspect that there is a couple or more blocked ip address, blocked longer then they should be. some admins went a bit overboard and instead of blocking them for 5 years, they block them for indefinitely. IP addresses (usually ipv4) dont grow on trees so, they get, (very occasionally,) recycled to be used by other users. I know this isn't a big deal, but would it be possible to, at least, reduce any ip addresses that have been banned indefinitely to only 5 years? thanks... Worried.png GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 02:38, 17 January 2026 (UTC)

Sure, i can do that. Alula.gifAlula.gif 09:53, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
Ok, so it turns out this is going to take forever (or at least a couple of hours), which is an amount of time i don't have right now. I'll go do the rest later. Alula.gifAlula.gif 10:53, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
Not a problem! GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 13:01, 17 January 2026 (UTC)

hey[edit source]

do you know why I'm suddenly unable to write anything in the Uncyclopedia discord? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 11:13, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

noooooo, definitely not Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:19, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
those extra "o"s in "no" makes you sound quite suspicious... you sure you know nothing about it? 🀨 πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 11:32, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
yes, i'm 100% sure. totally Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:35, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

Mr-ex777 raped by Magic Ponies[edit source]

Why did you move it back? I thought that was the article's actual name. Conflating MrX with Mr-ex777 is going to make new readers confused [that was me. I was the new reader. I went for a while thinking Mr-ex777 and MrX were the same user] πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 20:13, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

because it's funnier Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:54, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
you think it's funny to make people confused?? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:20, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
no, i think MrX being the focus of the article is funnier Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:29, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
@MrX: since we can't get the opinion of Mr-ex777 or the magic ponies, what do you think? --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 21:54, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
I’m cool either way πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:42, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

petition[edit source]

could I get flood for something? please :3 πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:45, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

Uhm, sure. Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:51, 23 January 2026 (UTC)
thanks :3 πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 00:54, 23 January 2026 (UTC)
can i have it too? Boston Bruins.pngTURB0-SUNRIS33Boston Bruins.png 22:59, 24 January 2026 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: why --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 23:02, 24 January 2026 (UTC)
something Boston Bruins.pngTURB0-SUNRIS33Boston Bruins.png 23:08, 24 January 2026 (UTC)
and what is this "something"? Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:14, 25 January 2026 (UTC)
any category moves i find Boston Bruins.pngTURB0-SUNRIS33Boston Bruins.png 00:16, 25 January 2026 (UTC)
i'm not giving you flood for that Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:26, 25 January 2026 (UTC)
we don't want another AAP incident --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:29, 25 January 2026 (UTC)
then don't cause one. the vast majority of templates don't need to be moved, and you especially don't need to change every single link to that template when you do so Alula.gifAlula.gif 02:10, 25 January 2026 (UTC)
The {{AAP}} incident only happened because the template had a really shitty name that had to be fixed, man. I think it might be Zana trauma after the amount of templates I had to rename? Whatever. It was a free 340 edits for me, so I ain't complaining πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) β˜€οΈ 03:19, 25 January 2026 (UTC)
AAP stands for "add a picture". and from what i can tell it's had that name since 2006 (with one or two short breaks) Alula.gifAlula.gif 10:19, 25 January 2026 (UTC)
I've seen you've taken back my flood privileges. I can't deny, it was about time I had that removed. now I'm not invisible anymore... πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 11:36, 25 January 2026 (UTC)
yeah no sorry, but being invisible isn't the point of editing. flood makes it very easy to edit stuff like LPTEW and the AIBOPAATs without anyone noticing (totally not something i did a couple of days ago) Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:09, 25 January 2026 (UTC)
excuse me if that last sentence makes me have this face: 🀨 πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 12:22, 25 January 2026 (UTC)
why the big face? Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:21, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

hiya[edit source]

So, yesterday, you put the ICU tag thingies on my article Charles Carroll of Carrollton, and I have since improved it with images and such if you wanna take a look at it. Deemox (talk) 17:06, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

I'll take a look at it when the ICU has expired. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:16, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

Greetings, Comrade![edit source]

Welcome to the party! Take one!

Hello, Alula, and welcome to the Communist Revolution! We hope require you'll be happy throughout all the fun events we'll go through in this journey! As of 21:02, Tuesday, February 17, 2026 (UTC), our current goals are to:

You may clean up any of the articles/templates in these categories. Our goal is to get these categories empty (or as low as possible) by February 28th.

Since you are now a member of the Revolution, you may add this template to your user page:

Communist star with golden border and red rims.svg
This user has joined the Communist Revolution as a Recruit to spread Communism across this website!
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If you need the link to our headquarters, you may check out the Agenda 2026 forum! That is where we'll discuss about the next region of Uncyclopedia to conquer. People who help with our next liberation of the people will recieve a biscuit, and an increase of their rank! You might even join the Supreme Soviet of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics! HAHA!!! JUST KIDDING!!! Now go fix some pages for Papa Gergdown. It's not like you already KNEW about this because you read the document?!?? Right?!? And it's also not absurd that I'm sending you a spork of the Welcome template to you, a highly advanced ultra admin??? Right?!?! RIGHT!?!?! πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) β˜€οΈ 00:31, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

pawsome Alula.gifAlula.gif 05:22, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

THE JUMBO WHALE RISES! Then falls to smash you.[edit source]

Jimbo Whales - whale v2.png

MEGA SMASHA!

You've been squished by a jimbo whale!
Please take this very seriously: Turb0-Sunrise wants to let you know that you did something jimbo silly, which may or may not include creating Wikipedia oops sorry, wrong person. Your reasoning for being smashed by a whale is: fucking up the chain in LPTEW Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:29, 28 January 2026 (UTC).

with friend inside me of all things --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 15:34, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
lol. lmao, even Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:37, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

VFH page is messed up[edit source]

Uncyclopedia:VFH, specifically the Gronk nomination section/page, is absolutely bugged out. Appears to be a "--{{" that caused it. Whatever happened, it replaced stuff with "Β§" symbols... I refreshed a bunch so I don't think its my internet acting up. Could be the DPL havoc trigger is here...?
"...bandwagon --{User:Gammakid999/sigΒ§User:Gammakid999} 17..."
LucyDance2.gifM KLucyDance2.gif 19:11, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Fixed. Looks like someone had signed with hyphens, yeah. Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:15, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
oopsies --Lieutenant Gamma Yankees suck.png Here, Friend, have some meth. 00:11, 29 January 2026 (UTC)

i am once again asking you for flood[edit source]

pretty please :3 πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:35, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

sorry, i was busy being very eepy. do you still need it? Alula.gifAlula.gif 05:32, 29 January 2026 (UTC)
yep, I'd still like it please :3 πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 11:00, 29 January 2026 (UTC)
ok, done Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:55, 29 January 2026 (UTC)
k, you can take back my flood now. thx btw :] πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 13:38, 29 January 2026 (UTC)

sup[edit source]

hey alula can you ban me for five seconds that would be really funny thanks. Deemox (talk) 20:23, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

ban him for longer --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 20:24, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
six seconds? also, unrelated, but is there a femboy user box thing I can use? and is there just a big list of all the templates somewhere? Deemox (talk) 20:34, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
@deemox: there's Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes and Category:User page templates --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 20:42, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
@Deemox: this wiki is more than 20 years old, and most userboxes were created during its early stages. the concept of "femboy" didn't even exist back then. you can add two and two together.
no one's stopping from creating one yourself, tho. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 20:43, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
disregard dani, he doesn't know what he's talking about. but no, we don't have a femboy userbox Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:46, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
tf you mean "I don't know what I'm talking about"????????????? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 20:49, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
oh boy i'll get the popcorn New England Patriots logo.pngGO PATS! ROLL IT! SEA-COCKS SUCK!New England Patriots logo.png 20:50, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
(edit conflict x3) [2] --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 20:51, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
you know I was sleeping through all of this, and I will figure it out. time to learn javascript yippee Deemox (talk) 03:27, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

It was Black’s turn.[edit source]

On UnGames:Chess, you β€œfixed” my mistake by changing it to be White’s turn. It was Black’s turn because I castled. --watchOS 7 (talk, contribs, YT channel) 11:07, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

Ok, so the problem here is that i made a move after you castled, and i'm on the black team, so it's white's turn now Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:45, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

You thought no one would notice your mischief?[edit source]

Well, you thought WRONG!!!!!

Alula got noticed.png

πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:26, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

...what do you mean by mischief? Alula.gifAlula.gif 05:42, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

Trout[edit source]

Rainbow trout transparent.png

Whack!

You've been whacked with a wet trout.

Don't take this too seriously. Turb0-Sunrise just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include putting an against vote in a comment New England Patriots logo.pngGO PATS! ROLL IT! SEA-COCKS SUCK!New England Patriots logo.png 00:40, 8 February 2026 (UTC)
yeah, that's fair. the invisible comments always throw me off and makes me think i need to put the text under them instead of replacing them Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:44, 8 February 2026 (UTC)
at least you didn't pull a gamma and destroy the whole page New England Patriots logo.pngGO PATS! ROLL IT! SEA-COCKS SUCK!New England Patriots logo.png 00:46, 8 February 2026 (UTC)
i wouldn't have had any reason to, my signature looks horrible with hyphens in front of it Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:48, 8 February 2026 (UTC)
so don't most of them, actually. New England Patriots logo.pngGO PATS! ROLL IT! SEA-COCKS SUCK!New England Patriots logo.png 00:51, 8 February 2026 (UTC)
that's what happens when literally everyone decides the first part of their signature must be an image/emoji Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:52, 8 February 2026 (UTC)
i put dashes in my signature template so i don't break vfh --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 01:30, 8 February 2026 (UTC)

User:PizzaGirl[edit source]

Ooops. It seems like you forgot to block uh.. one sockpuppet owned by User:Crocotta1... still not blocked. it's User:PizzaGirl. If you want, I have a gadget script that strikes out links to users who has been banned from uncyclopedia. It's useful if you forgot to block a user, despite being in the "Sockpuppets of xyz" category.

you want it? GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 02:14, 8 February 2026 (UTC)

well it's not a sockpuppet, but i blocked the account anyway. also no, i don't want it Alula.gifAlula.gif 13:14, 8 February 2026 (UTC)
Alright. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 20:02, 8 February 2026 (UTC)

Question about your talk page[edit source]

How do you make the message that says "Please sign your comments" whenever I edit your talk page? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:28, 11 February 2026 (UTC)

@soviet: User talk:Alula/Editnotice. if you want an edit notice of your own, you can go to User talk:Soviet/Editnotice --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 20:29, 11 February 2026 (UTC)
@Fish on skates: Thanks! Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 21:05, 11 February 2026 (UTC)

Mrs Alula, I have a question[edit source]

what would happen if you had two pages that just redirect to each other? would the site crash, or would it just load forever? will I be banned if I make one? and can I make one? it would be funny. Deemox (talk) 15:12, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

could one link a bunch of redirects in a loop and make a redirect particle accelerator?Deemox (talk) 15:17, 12 February 2026 (UTC)
no, it couldn't. you can't go through more than one redirect at a time, so it'd just display the page that you're being redirected to (by the way i'm not and have never been married so i'm not a "mrs.") Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:38, 12 February 2026 (UTC)
Ah, alright. Thank you Ms. Alula.Deemox (talk) 15:41, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN redirects[edit source]

There are no less than 17 pages that redirect to SLAPPALLAPPA. Perhaps at least a few of them could be deleted? Most of these redirects seem kind of pointless. OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 03:15, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

Yeah sure, i can do that. Alula.gifAlula.gif 08:26, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
Alright, done. There's maybe only five left, but that's probably more than enough. Alula.gifAlula.gif 08:30, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

Hey, YOU! Yeah, YOU![edit source]

Can you tell a very smert person to make sure that the UnNews and UnBooks are kept outta Special:LonelyPages? Well, maybe not UnBooks, but definitely UnNews, since they're supposed to be a quick read. And there's also ~8000 of them. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) β˜€οΈ 00:15, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

Sure. Though don't expect it to happen immediately, the one sysadmin that tends to do all of this stuff is almost definitely asleep right now. Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:28, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
who is this one sysadmin? --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 02:00, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
this is important information TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 02:04, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
Ciencia-Al-Poder Alula.gifAlula.gif 10:55, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
@Gergdown: ok so Ciencia said it's not possible to exclude namespaces from Special:LonelyPages, so it's probably not happening. Alula.gifAlula.gif 13:59, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
Well, time for plan B... πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) β˜€οΈ 14:00, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
Is plan B to make a huhge page of hundreds of thousands of links to pages just to keep them off the list? I could probably add a wTools button for that. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 15:27, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: I was thinking to DPL it, but... well... DPL has a limit of 200. So we might need User:Soviet's Bot to automate things. If Soviet can't do that, then we'll go with your plan, Mr. L10n. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) β˜€οΈ 15:37, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
Hmm could write a script to check every page in that special page, if it's from the namespace, remove it. Then manually check the rest manually. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 15:38, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
I mean, you're probably gonna be doing that forever, because to my knowledge most UnNews articles are orphaned, and there's over 31 thousand of them in total. Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:02, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
@L10nM4st3r: I can try. Soviet's Bot (talk) 13:33, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

Leninade[edit source]

Leninade is literally communist, so stop removing the communist Uncyclopedia fake logo. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Chipwhistlerstooth (talk β€’ contribs)

No. Not everything needs a custom logo, far less the Leninade article. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:54, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

It’s literally related to communism – Preceding unsigned comment added by chipwhistlerstooth (talk β€’ contribs)

Just because it's related to communism doesn't mean it needs the custom communist logo. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:29, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

T R O U T E D[edit source]

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Whack!

You've been whacked with a wet trout.

Don't take this too seriously. OfficialWatchOS7 just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include not giving me enough time to finish my latest game
--watchOS 7 @OfficialWatchOS7

(L | C | R | E) 09:17, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

Ok so first off: the ICU tag doesn't say that you need to complete the game, just that you need to expand it significantly. I honestly don't expect you to complete that game anytime soon. Second: a week should be more than enough time to do expand it enough for the tag to be removed. Alula.gifAlula.gif 10:40, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

THE JUMBO WHALE RISES! Then falls to smash you.[edit source]

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MEGA SMASHA!

You've been squished by a jimbo whale!
Please take this very seriously: L10nM4st3r wants to let you know that you did something jimbo silly, which may or may not include creating Wikipedia oops sorry, wrong person. Your reasoning for being smashed by a whale is: hmm.. I should finish my game... Maybe in October 18th 2035 — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 11:05, 17 February 2026 (UTC).