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Vandalism-related question[edit source]

Hey Alula, I was wondering, how do you guys put the "RedWarn" thingy in vandals' talk page? I tried to do it in User talk:Sigma after the user kept deleting stuff from pages, but I just couldn't figure out how. Is there a special button for that or something like that?
btw, why is it that gen alpha users seem to prefer vandalism rather than creating their own articles? It'd be nice to have articles about new trends, as most articles about pop culture here are pretty old by now. DaniPine3 (talk) 16:46, 30 June 2024 (UTC)

I don't use RedWarn, but from what i can tell you just select the black button that says "give warning" and select what you're looking for and stuff like that. Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:57, 30 June 2024 (UTC)
oh, okay👍.
Question:If you don't use RedWarn, how do you tell the vandals "stop vandilising or else you'll be banned"? DaniPine3 (talk) 17:07, 30 June 2024 (UTC)
I type messages like that out myself (although i don't do it that often, i tend to just throw the "Oh dear" template at them and hope they actually take their time to read what it says). Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:09, 30 June 2024 (UTC)
Most of the time I use the "oh dear" template too; this time around I wanted to use the "red warn" thingy because I had already thrown at them the "oh dear" template and it seemed they haven't even bothered to try reading it.
My question still stands, by the way; why is it that so far all users that seem to be gen alpha have only found interest in vandalizing Uncyclopedia? I get that they're mostly children and will find it hard to create a coherent article, but so far none of them have tried to do anything other than blanking articles and adding unfunny memes like "Ohio", "rizz", "sigma", and the such. DaniPine3 (talk) 17:16, 30 June 2024 (UTC)
I don't know for sure, but my guess is that they add what they consider funny instead of what we consider funny. It was exactly like this years ago when i first started editing, i assume that it was like this not long after this place was created, and it'll probably be like this until this place shuts down. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:27, 30 June 2024 (UTC)
Such is the eternal curse of Uncyclopedia: the invasion of 12-years-olds... DaniPine3 (talk) 17:39, 30 June 2024 (UTC)

Oh, speaking of vandalism, I'm pretty sure that Mr. "Jeff Bezos bought the entirety of Palestine" is back (might not be the same guy, but my intuition says it is).
What's up with that guy? Despite the many times their IP has been banned, they keep coming back to create really unfunny articles. It's pretty obvious their aim is not to make people laugh, but to spread their political opinions in a very propagandistic way -I mean; I, too, think that the current China is an authocratic regime ruled by a rutheless dictator, but I'm pretty sure their reason they're against China is a very different one. DaniPine3 (talk) 18:16, 30 June 2024 (UTC)

I'm still not sure. Probably just someone trying to spread misinformation. Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:39, 30 June 2024 (UTC)
Well, let's hope one of these days they realize that what they're doing is a waste of time and stop creating nonsensical articles that are little to not funny at all. DaniPine3 (talk) 18:46, 30 June 2024 (UTC)

Infobox templates[edit source]

Hi, can you link me to the Infobox templates used on Uncyclopedia? Thanks മമ്മൂട്ടി (talk) 20:48, 1 July 2024 (UTC)

I don’t know if we have a list of all infoboxes used on Uncyc. You can click edit on an article to see what infobox it uses. If one exists on wikipedia but not here, you can import it by copying and pasting the source code. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 04:41, 2 July 2024 (UTC)
Here's the list. I think all of the templates linked there have an instruction on how to use them too. Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:40, 2 July 2024 (UTC)

Possible svex 0 encyclopedia sockpuppet original user that I misjudged I'm really sorry :,([edit source]

An account named "Uncycl0pedia" has just been created, and its name is very suspicious. If it's not Svex, it still can be any other vandal/sockpuppet. I think it'd be a good idea to check closely what this account does. DaniPine3 (talk) 11:35, 3 July 2024 (UTC)

Actually now that I think about it it might more likely be that 0 encyclopedia guy, as the username matches more its original name.
Actually actually they seem to be a normal user. Maybe I should have waited a tad more until they made an actual edit before judging them. Uncycl0pedia, if you're reading this, I'm sorry :) DaniPine3 (talk) 11:50, 3 July 2024 (UTC)
Sockpuppet? More like Original User, or the First of my Kind. Also, how do I sign my name? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Uncycl0pedia (talk • contribs)
You write four tildes, like this ~~~~ DaniPine3 (talk) 12:04, 3 July 2024 (UTC)

Actual vandal this time[edit source]

It's that guy AGAIN. You know, the one that creates unfunny UnNews that are always suspiciously tied to the Middle East and capitalism. This time they go by the IP of 15.204.239.204 (talk • contribs • deleted contribs • nuke contribs • logs • filter log • block user • block log). I wish this guy stops showing up around here. DaniPine3 (talk) 15:41, 3 July 2024 (UTC)

Oh wow, there’s weird stuff on the talk page this time too. That seems fun. Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:12, 3 July 2024 (UTC)

Svex is back![edit source]

... under their new name Hareshmat 18933. This guy really has nothing better to do with thir life, huh? DaniPine3 (talk) 08:52, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

I'm very much aware. You don't need to tell me when they're back though. They're quite easy to recognize based off edits alone. Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:53, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

Patrick Bateman[edit source]

Seeing as he's way more relevant now due to sigma males, I'm thinking of making an article on him. Could you userfy the deleted version onto my sandbox. Pasmorade (talk) 11:53, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

Sure. Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:36, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

Yet another vandal[edit source]

There's this guy that goes by the name of Genghis Khan SUPREME (talk • contribs • deleted contribs • nuke contribs • logs • filter log • block user • block log) that made an article called "Vote for Trump" that was nothing but thousands of images of (you won't believe it) Genghis Khan. I have deleted the images and turned it into a redirect (just to make a joke, although you can delete it if you think it's an uselesss redirect) It's very likely a vandal so they should probably be banned instantly 17:12, 5 July 2024 (UTC)

Ha, that's weird; my username isn't in my signature, but the date is... DaniPine3 (talk) 17:14, 5 July 2024 (UTC)
Okay, now my username appears in my signature DaniPine3 (talk) 17:14, 5 July 2024 (UTC)
What, you mean like this? 17:15, 5 July 2024 (UTC)
Or like this? Alula.gifAlula.gif
Hey, how did you do that? DaniPine3 (talk) 17:16, 5 July 2024 (UTC)
I signed with 5 tildes (~~~~~) to get the timestamp only, and with 3 (~~~) for the signature. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:20, 5 July 2024 (UTC)
oh! that's cool. I didn't know you could do things like that... DaniPine3 (talk) (hee hee you will never know the time when I wrote this)
We'll see if i find that out or not. 17:33, 5 July 2024 (UTC) (hee hee you will never know who wrote this)

Yet another vandal[edit source]

This time it's Crocotta. She's really unoriginal, btw DaniPine3 (talk) 22:37, 5 July 2024 (UTC)

Well, at least she spelled it right. I applaud her for that. Alula.gifAlula.gif 06:50, 6 July 2024 (UTC)

Thumbsucker[edit source]

Could I have the thumbsucker right, please? Pasmorade (talk) 23:18, 5 July 2024 (UTC)

Might I ask what the fuck is a thumbsucker? DaniPine3 (talk) 23:27, 5 July 2024 (UTC)
Alongside admins, they can access the histories of deleted pages. Pasmorade (talk) 23:42, 5 July 2024 (UTC)
Sure. Alula.gifAlula.gif 06:48, 6 July 2024 (UTC)

Please disable AbuseFilter 15[edit source]

The filter has not been triggered since 2021. Although the filter was triggered again in February 2024, the filter misidentified three times. After looking at the filtering logs, I don't think it will do any good for Uncyclopedia to keep the filter enabled, so please disable it. Thanks! Meow. --78MEOW🐱 | CLICK HERE TO GET A FREE SMALL CAT🐈! 05:49, 7 July 2024 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done Alula.gifAlula.gif 06:32, 7 July 2024 (UTC)
Rinandorange.jpg Thanks you! Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 06:53, 7 July 2024 (UTC)

UnNews:Ask Cthulhu/123006[edit source]

This page is very annoying. But think about it, this also brings a bit of fun to the encyclopedia, and also gives these users who have nothing to do something to do, which is good. Meow! Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 13:53, 7 July 2024 (UTC)

I think that page might be vandalism. The "Ask Cthulhu" thingy seems to be a pretty old page, with its latest edit being done in 2013 (technically it was in 2021,but that was a minor edit because of some template), yet the page UnNews:Ask Cthulhu/123006 was created only months ago by an anonymous IP that doesn't seem to be anywhere related to the guy behind the original Ask Cthulhu. Also it's incredibly short, somewhat nonsensical, and bears no relation to the article it's a subpage of. Plus the "123006" seems to be the result of randomly smashing buttons on a keyboard. DaniPine3 (talk) 14:06, 7 July 2024 (UTC)
Holy crap I've just realized that edit was made literally minutes ago how did I not notice lmao DaniPine3 (talk) 14:12, 7 July 2024 (UTC)
Deleted, but you can just add it to QVFD text time. We even have the QVFD gadget working now, so you don't need to add the template to the page. Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:51, 7 July 2024 (UTC)
what happened with the QVFD gadget before?
also, what is a QVFD gadget? DaniPine3 (talk) 14:54, 7 July 2024 (UTC)
The QVFD gadget is a gadget that adds a dropdown to add pages directly to the QVFD list. It stopped working sometime in 2022 because of a MediaWiki update, but we got a replacement one back then. Then we updated again sometime last year and the replacement one broke, but the guy who made it wasn't around to make another one, so everyone just started using the {{QVFD}}-template instead. Then someone noticed that the thing was broken, so i tried getting someone to fix it, but that took a couple of months (mainly because i asked a sysadmin that realistically wouldn't respond within a year). Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:03, 7 July 2024 (UTC)
Thanks to the user who originally invented this gadget, and the user who helped fix it! Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 03:12, 8 July 2024 (UTC)

"Alula changed group membership for DaniPine3 from autopatroller, extended confirmed user and rollbacker to autopatroller, extended confirmed user, rollbacker and abuse filter helper ‎(I know we don't use abuse filters that much anymore but you can still have this. You've absolutely earned it.)"[edit source]

Thanks :3 DaniPine3 (talk) 16:28, 7 July 2024 (UTC)

No problem. Also you absolutely didn't need to make the header that long. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:10, 7 July 2024 (UTC)
I disagree :3 :3 DaniPine3 (talk) 17:22, 7 July 2024 (UTC)
this title is very long. Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 05:22, 8 July 2024 (UTC)

Hey, I've seen you've blocked that മമ്മൂട്ടി‎ guy that has often been coming to the A story built X at a time series. What did they do? I'm curious. DaniPine3 (talk) 21:11, 8 July 2024 (UTC)

Added too many Uranus references.
No, but seriously, their additions are… kinda bad? Like, every edit they’ve made to the "A story built" article series has been consisting of mostly edgy far-right teenager humor, like Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Asian people, black people, drugs, etc. There’s been slurs thrown in too. There’s quite honestly a limit to how much of this kind of content i can stand. It’s surprisingly high, but the limit still exists. I probably should have given a talk page message first, but i’m horrible at that. Alula.gifAlula.gif 10:38, 9 July 2024 (UTC)
Yeah, I've noticed that too; even they've thrown the n word around sometimes. I mean, in their defense, it's not like this site is much better - so I can get why they thought there'd be no repercussions for that. But yeah, that kind of humor gets old really quick (not to mention about its questionable morality). Maybe if you talk to them about it they'll tone it down and try to be more original instead of writing the words "Saddam Hussain" every two seconds. DaniPine3 (talk) 12:02, 9 July 2024 (UTC)
Uhhh, sure? I'm probably gonna die of stress trying to talk to them though (i'm generally bad at talking to people because of that, especially when i'm an authority figure). Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:27, 9 July 2024 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:VFP/cock island canada.png[edit source]

Please ask the administrator to handle this nomination. Thank you very much! Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 11:37, 9 July 2024 (UTC)

It doesn't seem to have enough score to be featured, so i can't really do anything with it. Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:29, 9 July 2024 (UTC)
ok. Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 23:56, 9 July 2024 (UTC)

User:Vboxuser[edit source]

Wait, it was actually svex? I thought it was Crocotta1 mimicking Svex, as that vandal normally makes more robotic-written articles, whether this one felt more written by an actual person... DaniPine3 (talk) 17:21, 9 July 2024 (UTC)

Yeah, that was Svex. Looking at their messages to me for two seconds made that incredibly obvious. Crocotta doesn’t talk like that, and she definitely doesn’t go around saying that Biden or Macron needs to die. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:25, 9 July 2024 (UTC)
Huh, tbf, you're right about that - I didn't notice that, only the fact that they were sending you and Pasmorade death threats, which was an unusual Svex behavior. I wonder what pushed that user to do that (also, why Pasmorade of all people? Svex was probably after you because you're an admin and always ends up banning them, but I'm pretty sure Pasmorade has barely interacted with them...) DaniPine3 (talk) 17:31, 9 July 2024 (UTC)

Vandalism (again)[edit source]

Hey @Alula: an anonymous IP that goes by 79.26.12.109 (talk • contribs • deleted contribs • nuke contribs • logs • filter log • block user • block log) has been vandalising this wiki not so long ago. The guy didn't stop creating articles with rambling titles that was mostly Italian with some English sparkled here and there; and it was talking about (at least according to Google translate) how Uncyclopedia is a website full of fascists that love Trump - and quite frankly, I can't speak about Uncyclopedia as a whole, but I'd rather die than become a fascist (specially one that loves Trump).
Because I gave them a "Oh Dear" template on their userpage, the vandal started personally attacking me in its ramblings -even though I have no clue who that guy might be (and I doubt that guy knows me either). Also the vandal mentioned some "NICOLAS SEQUEIRA", which I first thought it was an Italian politician or something like that, but then I realized it's the name of an Uncyclopedian user (and also the creator of this image, which I find kinda funny) - I wonder what may have happened between the two of them for this guy to start being so enraged by Uncyclopedia.... DaniPine3 (talk) 02:18, 11 July 2024 (UTC)

Oh yeah, that’s Wolverhampton. He’s somewhat insane. Alula.gifAlula.gif 06:43, 11 July 2024 (UTC)
Wait, that was Wolverhampton/Walbro? But isn't that guy always speaking in a more sarcastic way? Also, I didn't know the guy was Italian; but then again, if they're as insane as you say they are, it's very likely the guy isn't even Italian and just spoke that language because they wanted to...
Btw, if that was Walbro, then them attacking the user that uploaded the "you can't handle the aracuan" image suddenly becomes more ironic... DaniPine3 (talk) 09:16, 11 July 2024 (UTC)
Well, would you look at that, the guy came back. He started to call me names, and after I told the guy to calm down a bit because the users here aren't fascists (or at least I hope so), they started calling me a hero instead. A really weird guy, overall. At least that one is against fascism and the like, unlike other vandals that have struck Uncyclopedia recently (like that "Palestine was bought by Jeff Bezos" guy) DaniPine3 (talk) 11:24, 11 July 2024 (UTC)
Yeah Wolverhampton has always had a weird habit of shouting at people on here, sometimes namecalling (and occasionally really crossing the line) and sometimes "praising" people. He thinks it's funny to just put as much random stuff on here until he gets blocked. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 15:07, 11 July 2024 (UTC)

Adam Levine[edit source]

This may seem really weird, but could you restore the Adam Levine page using this revision? I'm planning to put the Maroon 5 article in mainspace, and this revision is referenced there. Pasmorade (talk) 13:25, 11 July 2024 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Sorta done I hacked up the page, you should be able to find the revision in the history, let me know if it went to a completely different version or something and I can try again. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 15:13, 11 July 2024 (UTC)

Vanity alert![edit source]

User:Dakewann has tried to make an article on himself- and he didn't even try to be funny. As you can see in the Wikipedia logs, this guy already tried doing the same in Wikipedia. DaniPine3 (talk) 18:13, 11 July 2024 (UTC)

Alright. Uhh, i guess it's dealt with now? Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:23, 11 July 2024 (UTC)
What about the user? Do you ban them, or give them another chance? DaniPine3 (talk) 18:25, 11 July 2024 (UTC)
Not unless they do it again. And then it would probably just be a temporary block. Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:29, 11 July 2024 (UTC)
This user might bevome a bigger problem, though, as according to their Wikipedia page they tried evading the ban which led to ther indefinite ban on Wikipedia. So we might have a potential sockpuppet in our hands... that's it, unless they've learnt their lesson, of cpurse; which,considering they tried to make their vanity page here because Wikipedia wouldn't let them, it's very unlikely. DaniPine3 (talk) 18:40, 11 July 2024 (UTC)
Also, this is totally unrelated; but guess what, she's real DaniPine3 (talk) 18:46, 11 July 2024 (UTC)
Well, i was about to respond to the thing about potential socking (in fact you edit conflicted me on that), but this seems more important. Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:49, 11 July 2024 (UTC)
"in fact you edit conflicted me on that" oops sorry 🥺 i know how that feels 😔 DaniPine3 (talk) 18:53, 11 July 2024 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAA![edit source]

All right, AActive admin, how can I edit AAAAAAAAA!? It is goldcock-protected and last i checked im not an admin. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫¥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:34, 12 July 2024 (UTC)

Hey, SquAAAAw Dee. It's extended-protected, not admin-protected, so you should be able to edit it. It's just that the extended blue-lock doesn't work for some reason and uses the "default" lock symbol instead. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:38, 12 July 2024 (UTC)
Thanks, that explAAAAins it. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫¥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫¥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:39, 12 July 2024 (UTC) 17:39, 12 July 2024 (UTC)
Try sending Jack Phoenix a message, hopefully we can get the bluecock working sometime before 2030. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:46, 12 July 2024 (UTC)
What did the bluecock do? DaniPine3 (talk) 17:48, 12 July 2024 (UTC)
It would just be a different icon for extended protected pages, should be blue instead of gold. You can see info about it all here. Wikipedia copied us again, except theirs works. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 18:05, 12 July 2024 (UTC)

Need Help on Potential Deletion of Article - WORLD. (Best Comic Ever)[edit source]

Last night, I made an article (it is still up to this hour) titled WORLD. (Best Comic Ever) and it is based on a very old and abandoned Google Slides project I worked on with some friends. It was originally on my old Wikipedia userpage, but was unexpectedly removed due to violating user rules. I know that the rules on this website are way more loose here than on Wikipedia, so I imported it here. However, a kind fellow named DaniPine3 warned me that I was violating Vanity rules and he reccomended me to a person like you on the fate of the article, and whether I can put the WORLD article on my userpage on this website. Any ideas or actions are understood. – Preceding unsigned comment added by TheEpicApartmentLord (talk • contribs)

Yeah, i had a good look at it, and it very much violates our vanity policies. And it also specifies that your userspace can't be used to store content for offsite activity, so you might wanna put on somewhere else entirely. Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:36, 14 July 2024 (UTC)

Vandalism[edit source]

79.12.159.108 (talk • contribs • deleted contribs • nuke contribs • logs • filter log • block user • block log) and 79.26.12.109 (talk • contribs • deleted contribs • nuke contribs • logs • filter log • block user • block log) appear to be the same person. Please handle it, thank you! Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 13:49, 16 July 2024 (UTC)

I already know. I've blocked them probably a couple dozen times already. Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:08, 16 July 2024 (UTC)
95.249.160.151 (talk • contribs • deleted contribs • nuke contribs • logs • filter log • block user • block log) umm... Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 14:19, 16 July 2024 (UTC)

It's that guy again![edit source]

I think you know the one I'm talking about. If you don't, a small look at UnNews:Puberty blockers mandatory for kids in germany will very likely tell you who they are. I'm tired of that guy; I don't even waste my time reading what they write, but it's just so obvious it's something related to bigotry and/or spreading misinformation under the guise of being "humorous" (which they aren't. Not by a long shot). Please ban them as quickly as you can :3 DaniPine3 (talk) 17:02, 16 July 2024 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Blocked, but you don't need to tell me about something like this every time it happens. I look at the recent changes log often enough to notice it. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:25, 16 July 2024 (UTC)
Yeah, you're right about that. I just wanted to let you know to make the banning much more quicker :) I hope I'm not bugging you too much DaniPine3 (talk) 17:30, 16 July 2024 (UTC)
No, don't worry, i have quite a lot of time. Except when i'm sleeping, obviously, which kinda sucks because that's apparently when stuff happens. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:37, 16 July 2024 (UTC)
The universe likes to do a little trolling, it seems DaniPine3 (talk) 17:42, 16 July 2024 (UTC)

Btw, I wanted to ask you- I've been reading the article about Anime cat girls and I thought that it was kind of nonsense -specially considering it has 0 images about the anime cat girls in question. Do you mind if I tried to rewrite it from the ground up? DaniPine3 (talk) 17:32, 16 July 2024 (UTC)

Sure, go ahead. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:37, 16 July 2024 (UTC)
Okay, thanks! (knowing me, there's a high chance I then forget about this and never actually get to edit the article as I said) DaniPine3 (talk) 17:42, 16 July 2024 (UTC)

Yet another request[edit source]

Could you deactivate the admin protection on Pokémon/? I'd like to take it back to template space, but I can't because only admins can move it. Could you change that? Thanks :) DaniPine3 (talk) 11:36, 19 July 2024 (UTC)

Sure. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:18, 19 July 2024 (UTC)
Thanks :) DaniPine3 (talk) 12:47, 19 July 2024 (UTC)

What happened to the main page?[edit source]

Why was it replaced with an screaming Blue Screen of Death? DaniPine3 (talk) 18:09, 19 July 2024 (UTC)

I’m not exactly sure. You might wanna ask Kippy though, since he was the one who replaced the page with the blue screen. Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:40, 19 July 2024 (UTC)
Ok 👍 DaniPine3 (talk) 19:56, 19 July 2024 (UTC)