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Attempting to add content to an article, but I am being blocked by a spam filter.

I am attempting to expand the newly created article Capybaras. However, I am being blocked from adding my edits. How can I resolve this issue? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Idiocy Gaming (talk • contribs)

Yeah that happens quite a lot to new users. I have made you a confirmed user now, so you can make those edits now. Let me know if you need anything else. 20:56, 12 January 2023 (UTC)

Quote from XCOM 2

I love this one! "ADVENT Burger, serving humanity...with a side of fries.".

Made me laugh! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:55, 14 January 2023 (UTC)

That's funny. Also, what is XCOM 2? 16:57, 14 January 2023 (UTC)

See for yourself L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 18:13, 14 January 2023 (UTC)

You cant seriously eat an ADVENT burger. First off, when was the last time you even saw a cow? How do they get the meat? I dunno. Maybe they found a reserve of it somewhere! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 18:19, 14 January 2023 (UTC)

I don't even know what's going on anymore, so i'm just gonna go along with this. 08:04, 16 January 2023 (UTC)

An ADVENT Burger (from XCOM 2) is rumored to use human meat since there are no other animals within reach. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 08:42, 16 January 2023 (UTC)

Humans are delicious, so i understand why. 10:26, 16 January 2023 (UTC)

Nobody Cares

Hello. Croatian history redirects to the Croatian article that has a history section. Why is there a push to make History of Croatia direct to Nobody Cares? It was not necessary in the first place by the Max guy. Yet redirecting History of Poland to obody Cares you delete. It’s a weird double standard as the History of Croatia pages was created for the sole purpose of his to redirect to nobody cares. Why don’t you delete the History of Croatia redirect which is pointless also? Why not link all History of X country to Nobody Cares? The original page created did it to be snide.

History of Croatia was creat as a “article page” in 2013 with just a redirect put in to Nobody Cares as a lame troll attempt. Im amazed a decade went by and no one addressed that. Otherwise every page that doesn’t exist could be created and linked to nobody caring enough about the topic or to make a page.

I know I’m just some IP but please can you look into the weird double standard? I see you’re an admin and would be the best person to ask for help. I’m not trying to be malicious.

2600:4040:9DDF:9800:49D7:E7A9:5814:D1FA (talk) 22:52, 16 January 2023 (UTC)

Yeah that's probably a weird double standard. I'll look into these redirects. Thanks for letting me know! 08:00, 17 January 2023 (UTC)

Removed Article

After ceasing to exist for several months, a bit late I noticed that Sorry, English is not my first language had been deleted. Any particular reason? Rickle Pick (talk)

I was cleaning up the absolutely massive amount of articles with the {{Fix}}-tag, and that article was one of them. 07:55, 18 January 2023 (UTC)

Ah, of course. Any way to get access to the previous contents? I plan on maybe redoing it. Rickle Pick (talk) 22:33, 18 January 2023 (UTC)

I could hack it up and move it to your userspace. 06:34, 19 January 2023 (UTC)

Sure, that works. Rickle Pick (talk) 23:01, 19 January 2023 (UTC)

Alright, done. 11:05, 20 January 2023 (UTC)

You know you're going crazy when...

...you welcome yourself to uncyclopedia 3 times in 3 minutes. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:50, 18 January 2023 (UTC)

Yeah, that's a side effect of blocks. There should probably be a warning about that somewhere. 11:21, 18 January 2023 (UTC)

Agreed. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 13:56, 18 January 2023 (UTC)

The diff page makes this edit look more complex than it has to be! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 14:08, 18 January 2023 (UTC)

Oh, wow. Yeah, that does look more complex than it should. 16:24, 18 January 2023 (UTC)

Sapplerx is a n*zi!

It says it on his userpage! In a userbox! BAN HIM!! DEATH TO ALL N*ZIS! Or am I wrong and n*ziz are secretly good guys? I doubt it.L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:38, 20 January 2023 (UTC)

Funny youtube moment

Was watching youtube, on a video where 4 youtubers had their own island for day 1 - 3, then fought on days 4 - 5. So the youtuber named all four islands, and with the snowy island, was like "Err... Canada? Yea, that name fits well" which I doubt Canada is covered in snow! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 12:39, 26 January 2023 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure there actually is that much snow in large parts of Canada. It's way colder there than here, at least. (And yes, i checked.) 13:13, 26 January 2023 (UTC)

I thought Canada was a hot place. Still funny though. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:52, 26 January 2023 (UTC)

Please give me my page back, (James B. McPherson) you can put it in my namespace if it’s not funny enough yet

—Crocotta1 19:26, 26 January 2023 (UTC)

Yeah i'm not restoring a page that literally just told us about a school and people who work/go there. We have vanity policies for a reason, you know. 21:38, 26 January 2023 (UTC)

You have died

L10nM4st3r - nicknamed "Inkling" - uses "super buff boyah bomb".

BraGreMat looses 1 health.

BraGreMat is now on 0 health.

L10nM4st3r wins!

L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 12:30, 31 January 2023 (UTC)

Want a more fair rematch?

L10nM4st3r has challanged BraGreMat to battle!

L10nM4st3r's stats: level: 5, health: 40

BraGreMat's stats: level: 4, health: 15

L10nM4st3r uses the undash

BraGreMat took 15 damage and is now on zero health

L10nM4st3r has won! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 12:55, 31 January 2023 (UTC)

Didn't know i was that weak. 13:26, 31 January 2023 (UTC)

Ah well, happens. Usually when you go AFK. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 13:36, 31 January 2023 (UTC)

BraGreMat has challanged Svex to battle!

BraGreMat's stats: level: 70, health: 365

Svex's stats: level: 99999999, health: 200000005

Svex uses k1ller h4x 2.0

BraGreMat took 364 damage and is now on 1 health

BraGreMat uses banhammer

Svex was 1-hit-KO'd!

BraGreMat has won! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 13:45, 31 January 2023 (UTC)

Yea, thats right, ban the hackers!!! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 14:06, 31 January 2023 (UTC)

Ok, now i’m confused. When did this become a battle simulator? 19:04, 31 January 2023 (UTC)

Dunno. This whole joke came because you EDITED A USERSPACE PAGE I THREATENED THE NEXT PERSON TO EDIT DIED. Which will happen. Don't worry. Just wait until you're 80 or 90 or something. I dunno. Someday. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:11, 31 January 2023 (UTC)

I looked at the second one (above) and for me it said "lionmaster uses rape", which made me laugh for some reason. It was hilarious when it said I "uses" murder, though. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:14, 31 January 2023 (UTC)

I think mostly because you dont "use" those things, you "do" them. Whatever. Not saying im a murderer. Not even close. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:43, 17 February 2023 (UTC)

When is the ceremony on the new official fighting arena coming up?

And why did you change the location of the official fighting arena? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:53, 6 February 2023 (UTC)

No idea. And that's the answer for both of those questions. 08:09, 6 February 2023 (UTC)

May I create the page "Gidoin?

Hello, I noticed that the deleted page "Gidoin" was protected due to severe spam and nonsense. May I create the page again and attempt to make a legible article? Thank you.--Idiocy Gaming (talk) 15:56, 7 February 2023 (UTC)

Sure. 17:00, 7 February 2023 (UTC)

Boston Bruins; how would this be fixed?

Ignoring the whitespace on the source page, the article has this weird break in the list which just does not look amazing. How would this be fixed? --Idiocy Gaming (talk) 20:39, 13 February 2023 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure that could be fixed by moving the image on the left to the right. 07:17, 14 February 2023 (UTC)

warning

Hello, I'm Kfjisee. I wanted to let you know that one or more of your recent contributions have been undone because they did not appear constructive. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. If you have any questions, you can ask for assistance at the Village Dump. Thanks. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Kfjisee (talk • contribs)

• why your revert my edit
• and revert this edit

We are not wikipedia. Simple. It might have been reverted sinse it wasnt funny. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:34, 17 February 2023 (UTC)

AHHH! You're right! You, a new user with no idea what we are, telling off an admin who knows exactly what they are doing! The admin reverted a perfectly good edit for no reason. EXPLAIN YOURSELF OR YOU WILL BE DEOPED FOR HELPING US!! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:37, 17 February 2023 (UTC)

@Kfjisee: I reverted them for obvious reasons. How about you tell me why you created a sockpuppet about a month ago? 11:46, 17 February 2023 (UTC)

Um...

The "Good One" page is a filler and connected to several other pages, with that video clip in mind. And I was going to go back and do something with the Emoji page, if that guy (Willy) wanted to check the talk page, I do make a note in there. Honestly I just wanted to place some of those files into something (of a list) as it were. I had plans. At least let me save the files from all that, I can look for a place for them. I know photo files also get deleted if they're not used. Nacky (talk) 18:27, 17 February 2023 (UTC)Nacky

The Good One page is connected to several pages, it would ruin some of my other pages if that was gone. I just don't know what to say. Nacky (talk) 18:59, 17 February 2023 (UTC)Nacky

I only tagged it because it was put on QVFD (which it probably shouldn’t have been in the first place). I understand if i upset you, and i’m sorry if i did. 19:50, 17 February 2023 (UTC)

Who put it on QVFD? I figured that you wouldn't have just did that to me, out of nowhere. It's just a filler page. There's really not an article there, not like a regular page. I had plans to add more the the "Emoji" page I put up, but again that was just something as a filler. I just haven't gotten to finishing it up. It was some user "Willy Wheels" as the one who tagged that for QVFD. I did leave a note in the talk page there, and then another one just a few hours ago to explain where I was going with that. I know that you, personally, wasn't trying to upset anyone least of all me. I thank you for your kindness. I get all these ideas and what I have planned and it's just a matter of finding the time. You know? I guess I'm still dealing with a lot. Real life and all. Nacky (talk) 20:02, 17 February 2023 (UTC)Nacky

Is there anyway to appeal something to not be deleted? I really did have plans for that Emoji page. I can resize or replace #2 and #3 because they are a bit messed up. It's the first one that's from an old French language forum that discussed music topics of the day. That particular one I found on a thread about Bonnie Tyler's French version of her song Total Eclipse of the Heart called Si Demain that she recorded with French singer Kareen Antonn. Someone was basically not liking her vocals singing in French. Someone who didn't understand that she underwent surgery and that was why she sounded the way she does. I had grabbed that emoji and saved it all this time. I had to email it to myself just to be sure it wouldn't get lost. And there was somewhere else online where there were really strange but really funny .gifs that would make that list, make it interesting. Unfortunately I've not been able to locate that website. Nacky (talk) 22:40, 17 February 2023 (UTC)Nacky

I’m pretty sure An Emoji For How I Feel is on VFD, so you can vote against it’s deletion if you want to. 07:41, 18 February 2023 (UTC)

I hope I did it right. I have been trying to find that damn website but I think it's been deleted. Last time I saw it was in 2010. And I don't know the exact URL otherwise I'd try the WBM. Nacky (talk) 08:14, 18 February 2023 (UTC)Nacky

Could you undelete my UnDictionary pages please

Those were actually funny.-Crocotta1 15:13, 21 February 2023 (UTC)

I don't really see how Horny nonsense was funny. The other one was ok though, so i undeleted that one. 23:46, 21 February 2023 (UTC)

QVFD

The article that I added to QVFD was a mainspace redirect to a category that I created, not the category itself. So, author request. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 11:10, 24 February 2023 (UTC)

Oh right, now i understand. You should have put that as the reason. 15:07, 24 February 2023 (UTC)

Hi

File:Miraheze gift.jpeg – Preceding unsigned comment added by Crocotta1 (talk • contribs)

What? 13:48, 8 March 2023 (UTC)

I created that to troll someone on their wiki after they made an anti-Semitic comment, I pretended to be this creepy ass woman to scare the fuck out of them.—Crocotta1 12:42, 9 March 2023 (UTC)

I don't think anyone above the age of 15 would ever have that username. 14:40, 9 March 2023 (UTC)

haha, yep, but this 19yo does.—Crocotta1 12:31, 10 March 2023 (UTC)

that's pretty immature Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 00:12, 23 March 2023 (UTC)

Im stupid

I saw your user page and, uh... took inspiration from it.

Anti Anti Subtonic Neo (talk) 19:34, 8 March 2023 (UTC)

Yeah i don't really care. I took the code from at least 10 different pages when i set it up. Also, you took the code from my talk page, not my user page :p 20:43, 8 March 2023 (UTC)

Ok cool

Anti Anti Subtonic Neo (talk) 20:50, 8 March 2023 (UTC)

Fuckin channel in Japanese lmfao wtf was that

This They all link to bill gates wtf lmfao —Crocotta1 08:41, 22 March 2023 (UTC)

Some sort of spam. I don't know why it links to Bill Gates though. 08:57, 22 March 2023 (UTC)

IP removal

I've realized that User:Crocotta1 edited uncyc with their IP a few times (insert IP adress here). I'm just wondering if you can delete these revs and any mentions of her ip. (If you can do this, change her IP in this message to [redacted] and delete this rev) Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:08, 29 March 2023 (UTC)

 Done 16:49, 29 March 2023 (UTC)

You missed one Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 18:27, 29 March 2023 (UTC)

Didn’t notice that one. Thanks! 18:34, 29 March 2023 (UTC)

Recreate article

Can I please recreate this article? Vaselinepirate2 (talk) 18:51, 29 March 2023 (UTC)

Which one? 08:15, 30 March 2023 (UTC)

Maybe this one. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:16, 6 April 2023 (UTC)

Damn, that page actually exists. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:19, 6 April 2023 (UTC)

FREE AT LAST

The images that User:Zana Dark have censored almost two years ago are now back to their original beauty. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 01:04, 30 March 2023 (UTC)

Some questions ig

Hi, I just signed up like yesterday, and I'm suspected of being a vandalist. I want to clarify that the reason why I'm on this site is that I have a school project, and I'm using Uncyclopedia because I really like the format. Some images that I uploaded have been deleted, and that's going to be really difficult for my teacher to grade this project if she can't see the images I upload. Is there a way that I can make a page without having to publish it so that everyone can see it and avoid this kind of moderation? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Charlieism (talk • contribs)

Yeah, Uncyclopedia really isn’t the place you should host the content for your school project. Do it in Word, Powerpoint or something along those lines instead. 14:45, 30 March 2023 (UTC)

You can avoid moderation by making your stuff funny, not boring school stuff. Removing boring school stuff from uncyclopedia is the only way we have managed to increase the chance of survival of our readers. Beyond the normal 0% survival chance found by deafult. Everyone who reads uncyclopedia dies. But you wont get better chances of survival on wikipedia either. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 08:07, 6 April 2023 (UTC)

remove this page: User:Bamber2805/common.css

pls remove it i don't think my userpage CSS isn't working help Bamber2805 (talk) 07:48, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

I don’t know that much about how CSS works. You might wanna ask someone else. 15:54, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

To be honest, Cassie isn't even active today. I don't know who to talk to who knows how to use page-specific CSS, sadly. Bamber2805 lol (Talk | Contribs | Scratch) 16:53, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

Cassie hasn’t been alive active for many months. I suggest you ask JJPMaster instead. 17:45, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

am got new signature

like it? --Bamber2805 lol (Talk | Contribs | Scratch) 13:01, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

It’s, uh… very generic. 15:50, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

I'll do more work into my pages tomorrow

I need rest :/ (anyways I'll do some colour pages as well) Bamber2805 lol (Talk | Contribs | Scratch) 21:28, 1 April 2023 (UTC)

I'm quitting.

Check my user page. It's only been a day and Uncyclopedia wastes my time.

Like, why...

Bamber2805 lol (Talk | Contribs | Scratch)11:33, 2 April 2023 (UTC)

Wow, you quit because i deleted one template? 16:17, 2 April 2023 (UTC)

I'm back.

I won't be active here as often as I was in the past. I'll let WVandZM improve my colour pages.

---

I'll still be here though. Bamber2805 lol (Talk | Contribs | Scratch) 10:08, 5 April 2023 (UTC)

NO! Not the dreaded 16 minutes!!

By the time you come back from your block, there will be no universe to come back to... L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 07:57, 6 April 2023 (UTC)

Don't worry, i just spent those 16 minutes outside. 10:54, 6 April 2023 (UTC)

But there is no outside. You cannot simply exit the simulation. You just can't. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:05, 6 April 2023 (UTC)

Wait, really? 07:03, 7 April 2023 (UTC)

No, you exist because of the simulation. If you were to exit you would have no body to exit into, so you cannot exit. You cannot escape the dreaded 16 minutes. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 14:01, 7 April 2023 (UTC)

I made my first UnTune

It's called 'Ovaleeh Empire Anthem' and it's really bad and low effort
Don't worry, next UnTune will be better, and do you like it? Bamber2805 lol (Talk | Contribs | Scratch) 16:42, 6 April 2023 (UTC)

It's... uhhh... ok i have no idea what to say about it. 22:26, 6 April 2023 (UTC)

I even made another UnTune called 'Cloudy Rap', and it also features Mario_news. I also made an article on a type of OC you might see on Scratch. -- Bamber2805 lol (Talk | Contribs | Scratch) 10:36, 7 April 2023 (UTC)

My pages got deleted.

They weren't even vanity pages. DWIII deleted them for a stupid reason. I want them back, as there was nothing wrong with them as I wasn't meant to be using Uncyclopedia just for vanity, and/or abuse. -- Bamber2805 lol (Talk | Contribs | Scratch) 16:07, 7 April 2023 (UTC)

I'm quitting Uncyclopedia AGAIN.

I will be back once my pages has been restored, as I wasn't using Uncyclopedia for vanity-only reasons. -- Bamber2805 lol (Talk | Contribs | Scratch) 16:15, 7 April 2023 (UTC)

This person is too funny. BraGreMat, their userpage states you agreed to help them out. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 17:10, 7 April 2023 (UTC)

I don't think i ever said that. 17:32, 7 April 2023 (UTC)

Lies! Why would Bamber lie about this!? You secretly agreed to them about this then claim your innocence falsly. This is grounds for de-sysoping! I see no resason Baamber would lie, but you would lie to keep your admin rights! Guilty until proven innocent! (which is alwaysnever)L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 18:52, 7 April 2023 (UTC)

Is it okay if we do a collaboration together?

We are doing an Uncyclomedia Terms of Use for fun lol -- Bamber2805 lol (Talk | Contribs | Scratch) 19:56, 7 April 2023 (UTC)

I thought you were quitting until your pages get undeleted ;p. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:58, 7 April 2023 (UTC)

oh shit yeah i forgot, anyways we will start the uncyclomedia terms of use after page undeletion, sorry if i just swore -- Bamber2805 lol (Talk | Contribs | Scratch) 20:02, 7 April 2023 (UTC)

Lmfao, Bamber, lmfao! Swear words are fucking ok on this site, we are all old enough here. Or if not, then maybe they should come back after a few years. This site isnt rated for kids, go fucking crazy like shit to swear like shitL10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:07, 7 April 2023 (UTC)

I know that, but explain why it says 'the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.' on the main page?! Like, Wikipedia has a thing on the documentation of the userbox template 'User age' which possible regards young editors, to keep their personal info safe and secure. -- Bamber2805 lol (Talk | Contribs | Scratch) 08:19, 8 April 2023 (UTC)

Yea, well this aint Wikipedia. And it says anyone can edit it since literally anyone with internet can edit it, even kids. Doesn't mean they should be on the site at such a young age, but they can. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:27, 8 April 2023 (UTC)

For E.G: a lot of pages look like this one - not for kids. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:31, 8 April 2023 (UTC)

No. 20:51, 7 April 2023 (UTC)

“No” edit

I was wondering if you would be able to give me a reason you reverted my edit to No. I left the main noooooooooo page alone even though I find it a bit illogicopediaesque and figured making a redirect into an actual article would be a good middle ground. Thank you in advance, User:This is my 4th account This is my 4th account (talk) 02:00, 9 April 2023 (UTC)

If it’s a redirect to an article that looks like it came from Illogicopedia, then it’s probably fine. Also, you literally just put an explanation of what the word "no" means on that page. 13:01, 9 April 2023 (UTC)

Accident

I didn't meant to attack you sorry 24.184.246.211 (talk) 13:41, 9 April 2023 (UTC)

And keep up the good work – Preceding unsigned comment added by 24.184.246.211 (talk • contribs)

My question is why you chose to attack me in the first place. 18:14, 9 April 2023 (UTC)

I was meant to be nice because even tho I have a headache ok. 24.184.246.211 (talk) 19:19, 9 April 2023 (UTC)

I was kinda feeling insane and stress 24.184.246.211 (talk) 19:21, 9 April 2023 (UTC)

FUCK I MADE THIS MASSIVE MESSAGE AND IT DIDNT EVEN POST FOR FUCKS SAKE IM GOING ALL OUT THIS TIME SHIT SHI SHISIT SHT SGIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:31, 9 April 2023 (UTC)

Basically, to sum it up: I was complaining that life sucks and i feel lonly and unwanted and it isnt the same just talking to my parents. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:33, 9 April 2023 (UTC)

Congratulations!

I want you for the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service! You have been invited to join the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service! If you choose to accept, you will recieve a free pair of aviators and free donuts. Let's make Uncyclopedia even better!

 Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED!  21:23, 14 April 2023 (UTC)

Sure, why not. 06:24, 15 April 2023 (UTC)

On hiatus until 2025

Don't ask why, if you tell me, I'll just answer that I need to catch up with things and whatever. If you want to see what I am working visit here. -- Bamber2805 lol (Talk | Contribs | Scratch) 21:06, 28 April 2023 (UTC)

Don’t worry, i won’t ask why. What i will ask is why you have to take a 2 year break from a site you have been registered on for like a month. 05:00, 30 April 2023 (UTC)

I have busy stuff to do on Scratch. I'll still be pretty much active on there, mainly daily. If you see me inactive, I am sleeping or at the funny. Also, I need a break just incase I get addicted to this website -- Bamber2805 lol (Talk | Contribs | Scratch)17:50, 30 April 2023 (UTC)

Then it's not a hiatus if you're still active. 20:53, 30 April 2023 (UTC)

This user is so weird. Does it make any difference that he regestered on april 1? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:10, 12 July 2023 (UTC)

I am a sockpuppet of 2607:FB90:5594:A577:A8C5:C2A:114:A414 hahahahahahahaghagahahaha

Thanks for letting me know. 05:01, 30 April 2023 (UTC)

Disclaimer templates n sheit

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Wikipedia has these so we should too Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:26, 5 May 2023 (UTC)

I mean, they’re probably not neccesary, but i’m not gonna object against these. They could absolutely be useful somewhere. 16:30, 5 May 2023 (UTC)

ㅤ

Show me your foreskin, now! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Crocotta1 (talk • contribs)

No. 05:38, 8 May 2023 (UTC)

FUCKING BASTARD!—Crocotta1 11:25, 8 May 2023 (UTC)

Wake up

So, I'm sure it's *true* but Crocotta has broken her sanctions. I saw the fact that she uploaded more than 3 images today, blanked me and your userpages with some very gross art...--+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 14:09, 8 May 2023 (UTC)

Fuck you, this Toonophile will win!-Crocotta1 14:13, 8 May 2023 (UTC)

I don't get it. Why would you replace my userpage with...some weird shit?--+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 14:15, 8 May 2023 (UTC)

BraGreMat won’t show me his foreskin, war has been declared.—-Crocotta1 14:16, 8 May 2023 (UTC)

Have you heard of a thing called "consent"? --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 14:20, 8 May 2023 (UTC)

I saw that Crocotta got blocked by MrX, so i guess problem solved? 18:42, 8 May 2023 (UTC)

UN:OFFICE

She's blocked. I think she deserves to be moved to the "permanently blocked" section. May all praise and glory be hers! Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:00, 9 May 2023 (UTC)

I moved it and updated it. MrX blow me 16:43, 9 May 2023 (UTC)

why delete Montenegro :(

the joke was that its not completed because they like naps. no abandoned wip :( – Preceding unsigned comment added by Daisy (talk • contribs)

The article was way too short, so the joke wouldn't have worked either way. 09:12, 10 May 2023 (UTC)

That's literally the point of the joke nevertheless it's still content to uncyclepedia, I don't see a reason why it should be empty rather then having an actual "short" relevant joke? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Daisy (talk • contribs)

Then the joke isn't good enough if that's the entire article then. We have some requirements for articles to stay here, which is that they must be funny, and also that the article can't be short if there isn't a good reason for it being that short. And there wasn't. 07:55, 16 May 2023 (UTC)

Account restoration

Hi, would it be possible to restore my old account? The username is Abacab. I got kinda tired of editing on here at first, but now I feel recharged and want to return to editing.--174.55.91.169 (talk) 02:53, 12 May 2023 (UTC)

You’re going to need a bureaucrat for that, something that i’m not. But MrX is, so you could ask him. 12:51, 12 May 2023 (UTC)

Just to let you know

User:Longfellow19271 has stolen the article Cordial from the Spoon, with myself being the original author. Proof can be found here. Despite saying otherwise on his talk page, I'll allow it to stay here if it can be noted that it was in fact stolen. Thanks, OnePunch 04:07, 24-May-23

Upon further investigation, it appears all his other page creations have also been bought over, again without any notice to those at the Spoon. OnePunch 04:12, 24-May-23

Just noticed the 'Stolen from Spoon' tag at the bottom of the page. OnePunch 04:14, 24-May-23

I saw it, and yeah, someone added the tags to the bottom, which are all maintenance tags, so if they aren't made better (or more specifically, not look like they were plagiarized at all) they will get deleted in about a week. 12:01, 24 May 2023 (UTC)

The future is digital

I made this. God save us all. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 22:30, 27 May 2023 (UTC)

Main Page simplification

Recently, when looking over Why?:IPs can't edit the main page, I realized that I was able to remove a lot of content without making the page look any different. Should I attempt to do this with the Main Page too? If so, I'll put it below. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:57, 7 June 2023 (UTC)

Turns out the actual Main Page was much more optimized. I did remove a few bytes though, see User:Willy on wheels/Main Page. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:01, 7 June 2023 (UTC)

Huh, interesting. Also, i don’t know what to do with this information. 18:12, 7 June 2023 (UTC)

Regarding the Awkwafina article

Sorry for creating a useless redirect. At first, I was very ashamed of the article because my family disproved of it. But now that they have forgotten about it, is it okay if I recreate the page?--Calamity-Sanity (talk) 07:54, 9 June 2023 (UTC)

Sure. 08:08, 9 June 2023 (UTC)

Sorry and...

Thank you :)--Executive (talk) 18:15, 21 June 2023 (UTC)

Fake blocked

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 5evar & evar for blocking IPs, who are our best users. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop blocking IPs, who are our best users. Thaaanks! --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:22, 27 June 2023 (UTC)

Oh noes! Whatever will i do? 00:56, 28 June 2023 (UTC)

apologize to the hardworking IP users, pleb! --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:46, 28 June 2023 (UTC)

Ok, fine... 23:31, 28 June 2023 (UTC)

Wow, im away for a month and come back to this

Im I seeing things, or is crocotta now a vandal? Also im not signing.

Oh, what the heck L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:25, 7 July 2023 (UTC)

Yup. Crocotta is now a vandal --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 21:34, 7 July 2023 (UTC)

Wow, who would think she would sink so low... And after all the memories.... WAAAAAA!! I wish i was there to see her grow up. I was there for everything else. The good times, the bad. And to think...

Oh, whats that? She's too busy over there? Oh, good. I mean, who would have thought she would have turned to the dark side? I did (not). The signs were everywhere. oh well, hyenas are a big meh in my book now.

Anyway, I gotta go.

Oh almost forgot ~~~~

L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:44, 7 July 2023 (UTC)

Upon closer inspection, its easy to see where her decline starts. She went mad. On this very page. Eww, suddenly i feel as if im in a dumpster... I might have a shower next week or when i feel like it. Or not. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:06, 7 July 2023 (UTC)

Yeah, Crocotta may or may not have started using socks to upload images and put them on userpages and talkpages and all that stuff. It’s annoying. 04:40, 8 July 2023 (UTC)

i have no life

Dear BraGreMat, i have no life. On the page being made one charecter per edit, i made my 1 thousandth edit 50 edits ago. I am proud to announce, I have no life. Sincerely, The L10n with no life... ;p L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:36, 8 July 2023 (UTC)

It’s ok, i only have like 5000 or something. 06:33, 9 July 2023 (UTC)

Shiny hunters in pokemon have no life. I am proud to announce: I have joined their ranks! After 3 days, i finally have a shiny pokemon i got both legitimately, on purpose, and without outide help. (the single accidental squirrel pokemon (fitting, as it was also a destraction, being my firsrt shiny) and the shiny ditto i caught from a multiplayer pve battle dont count, since i traded those away for better pokemon. Like a hacked shiny ditto... HAHAHHHAAAAAHHAAAA (insert laughter found on several memes and youjtube video fails). Also the shiny corvinight doesnt count. Maybe i got the shiny duraladon. Ok, i had quite a few shinys, but this one i put in everything to get it. And its mine.) L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:41, 12 July 2023 (UTC)

Also sorry if this seems irelevant, but i am so proud of my accomplishment. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:43, 12 July 2023 (UTC)

Congratulations? I don’t really know how rare shinies are anymore, i haven’t played any main series pokemon games in a while. 08:09, 13 July 2023 (UTC)

With the odds i had (shiny charm, breeding with other language ditto) it it 1 in about 600. Not too rare, but not common. I ended up fighting another player who spams leganderies. And i didnt see it was up to 6 pokemon so i only picked 3. Still managed to take out 4 of his 6 legendries. Im building a team to deal with scum that is hacked legendary spam. Guys send out legendaries but dont even know how to play. I send out shiny pokemon to tell them "hey, im not a pushover, you fight dirty, i fight clean. And still i win" thats what i want. To fuck their bad teams up. Watch out scumbags, im coming. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:55, 13 July 2023 (UTC)

Rollbacker request

Hope to use the Rollbacker permission to help maintain Uncyclopedia.

--\78/T 13:27, 13 July 2023 (UTC)

Sure, why not. 13:31, 13 July 2023 (UTC)

Thanks! --\78/T 15:36, 13 July 2023 (UTC)

No pony is great. The reddit community thinks that!

This used to be my little pony. Ponys are this bad: https://www.reddit.com/r/place/?screenmode=fullscreen&cx=638&cy=840&px=91 L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 18:59, 23 July 2023 (UTC)

Let me guess: It has been under an hour since that place has been expanded again? Sorry, i’m not paying attention to r/place this year. 19:04, 23 July 2023 (UTC)

Also that’s a lot of flags. Why are there so many of them? 19:06, 23 July 2023 (UTC)

Dunno. My friend said Germany did most of the work. Actually this is the first time I heard of r/place. Seems people like using it to advertize pr0n. And other people like using it to turn porn to corn. Nno objections here, dont advertise porn websites like that, its disgusting, wrong place dude. I lost my faith in humanity. Then some guys decided to vandalize the ad, my faith was semi-restored.L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:25, 23 July 2023 (UTC)

The place to advertise pr0n is YouTube XD, you did it once, why stop now XXXXDD L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:27, 23 July 2023 (UTC)

Yeah, i was at r/place last year. Back then it was fine, but this year i’m not exactly happy with Reddit in general. Also there are too many bots. 21:14, 23 July 2023 (UTC)

Fuck bots. Exept ChatGPT. That one terrifies me. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:16, 23 July 2023 (UTC)

um...

This page has been vandalized for a long time and needs protection urgently. --\78/T 03:38, 26 July 2023 (UTC)

Sure. 12:51, 26 July 2023 (UTC)

I'll let you win

I will. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:54, 28 July 2023 (UTC)

Ok then. 21:17, 28 July 2023 (UTC)