Capybaras
| Capybara | |
|---|---|
| The META Capybara (XM-1) | |
| Habitat | Anywhere and Everywhere |
| Profession | Spying |
| Height | 24in |
| Weight | 150lbs (fat) |
| Hobbies | Doing "activities" with minions |
Opener and Summary[edit | edit source]
Fatus Rodentus (Capybara) is a cyborg system fitted with the META Advanced AI system. They are brown, relatively short and stubby, and enjoy the water. Capybaras are known to operate around the globe, notably in the Southern Version of America.
Development[edit | edit source]
Capybaras came to be through the META Artificial Intelligence Weaponization Program. Originally based off of the failed 273 "Super Rodent" genetically engineered body platform. Capybaras were fitted with the codenamed "Facebook Information Stealing Algorithm Thingamabob A.I.". Early trials showed improved observation and information gathering skills, as well as improved recording software. The production model "META Capybara XM-1" proved itself in the "Minion Invasion" incident, where the Moroccan Government used XM-1s to spy on the Minion Mainforce.
Deployment and use[edit | edit source]
The Capybara XM-1 was adopted for use by many nations around the world, it's service life began in 1999 and still continues to this day. It has seen deployment in all recent conflicts of the modern age.
Controversy[edit | edit source]
-The META Capybara XM-2 was proposed on March 4th, 2012. It featured improved control systems. It was originally designed for civilian observation and spying. This went over very well with the CIA. However, an article from Fox News exposed this use. The XM-2 was discontinued on May 3rd, 2015.
-Stolen Capybara XM-1s were used in 9/11 by Al Qaeda.
-Stolen Capybara XM-1s were used by the Minions.
-An alarming tendancy to "Pull up" and "Hop out at the afterparty" was noted, causing public panic.