User:Idioticamount10000
Hi I'm Saul Goodman
For the vandal who keeps vandalizing my account: fuck you
Guess what. I have memory loss... what is Uncyclopedia? What is this User? Why am I typing?
Kids, don't have memory loss!
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For the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service
Thank you for your service!
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AWESOME AWESOME TEH DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU SPAMM!!!!. |
| Most Awards Created Award
This user has created the most awards at Uncyclopedia, which is already so full of awards that they have no value. Way to go user, have an award! |
| This User Is Better Than You
Give up now. |
| Anal Retentive Presentation Nazi
This user is so particular about the presentation and design of their page(s), that they are very much prone to issuing Death threats to you if you don't adhere to their particular standards. You may possibly even cause them to foam at the mouth and cause their head to asplode, don't cause this; we won't clean up the mess for you. |
| Quantity, Not Quality award
...where have you been for the last 6 months? |
 | Spellin Aword
This uzer cant spel. Pleaze shoote them ore bye tem sum spel-cheking softweare. |
This user has made the supreme Uncyclopedia sacrifice, donating a life in the line of Zork only to be repeatedly eaten by a hungry grue.
| Extreme Categorizer
This user has made it their mission to make sure every page is on at least one category. |
| Fucking DUH!!!
This user has stated the obvious. |
| Least Awards Award
This user has the least number of awards at Uncyclopedia. Whoops, not anymore. |
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This user is a member of the Order of Uncyclopedia. |
 Member of the Order |
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Anal Retentive Fun Hater On Wheels Award This user makes even a Wikipedia Admin seem as good humoured and amusing as Fred Rogers in a tutu. |
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| Extreme Categorizer
This user has made it their mission to make sure every page is on at least one category. |
| CloroxQuest award
This user has successfully found Clorox's hidden links. |
 | Magic Magnetic Healing Superpower Amulet
You are hereby awarded the superpower amulet. It has the power to cure just about anything and you need to get your head fixed. |
| <P><center>Anal Retentive XHTML Nazi</center></P>
<P><center><blockquote>This user has made it <i>their personal quest</i> to seek and destroy elements and attributes that have been deprecated, <br>as well as <u>the users</u> that <B>insist</B> on <shadow>still using them</shadow>.</br></blockquote></center></P> |
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You have won the coveted Bucket of Piss award. I would congratulate you, but this isn't anything to be proud about. |
LOL <insert name here> WHY DID YA WNT TO THIS PAG???!!!!!!!!
TV ASAHI MY ASS
DON'T YOU DAR WHY DID YOU
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Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page. |
 is hereby granted to: Recipient for his/her ability to breathe. --Uncyclopedia HowTo  |
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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades. |
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This user is in fact Napoleon. Celebrate. |
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This user is NOT a fish, or at least thinks so. |
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This user is a fish, or at least thinks so. |
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. |
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. |
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This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots. |
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This user does not understand Dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties). |
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This user is Over 9000. |
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This user is a BFDI fan, KILL HIM. |
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This user loves planes. you are an idiot and i will kill you if you do not love planes. |
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This user supports the Communist Party of China
, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination. |
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This user is a member of Imperial Colonization. |
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My edits: 80 |
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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 3 years, 4 months and 24 days. |
i wosh mai idiotic amout gos over 9000
COUNTRIES I HAVE BEEN IN
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