User talk:Kfjisee
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Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, Kfjisee, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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07:59, 10 January 2023 (UTC)
- Also, i know that you're that IP that you're getting those "warnings" from. Please stop doing that.
14:29, 13 January 2023 (UTC)
- Oh also, i saw that you had created a sockpuppet. Don't do that either. 14:30, 13 January 2023 (UTC)
- Seriously, stop doing that IP stuff. It's painfully obvious that it's you. 13:22, 24 January 2023 (UTC)
- Seriously, stop doing that IP stuff. It's painfully obvious that it's you.
- Oh also, i saw that you had created a sockpuppet. Don't do that either.
my edit(example editing)[edit source]
- how to die.do not do it,it is danger.
- try edit in sandbox:use block template
- You have been blocked indefinitely for Vandalism-only account(like this edit(ETA%AW02787d35a50c7276c2c3733521ce7a9902787d35a50c7276c2c3733521ce7a9902787d35a50c7276c2c3733521ce7a9902787d35a50c7276c2c3733521ce7a99)).
- (edit:added link)
- (Category:Vulgarity)
- *the best way to Dieting(liposuction)
- (link to wikipedia.)
- (revert edit of my edit.)
- (how to stop vandalism)