User:Vaselinepirate2

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Ahoy me hearties! Be ye tired of scurvy dry, cracked skin? Hoist the main sail and give Vaseline a try! Our trusty petroleum jelly formula creates a barrier on yer skin, locking in the moisture and promoting the healing of any wounds ye may have. Whether ye be dealing with chapped lips, rough elbows, or dry peg legs, Vaseline has ye covered. And with our scent-free and hypoallergenic options, Vaseline be gentle enough for even the most sensitive pirates on the high seas. Say farewell to dryness and welcome aboard healthy, moisturized skin with Vaseline. Set sail and try it today! –

September 2022[edit | edit source]

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Please stop your disruptive editing. If you continue to censor or remove content based on the fact that it is against your personal ideals, you may be blocked from editing.

Although I tend to be less sensitive about edits regarding personal views, replacing everything you are offended by with a mention of pirates and/or vaseline is disruptive. I can't tell if you are unable to see your talk page messages, or are just choosing to ignore them, but please learn to communicate. If you are able to communicate, you will likely not have any further issues. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 00:45, 27 September 2022 (UTC)

If this is a shared IP address, and you did not make the edits referred to above, consider creating an account for yourself or logging in with an existing account so that you can avoid further irrelevant notices.