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Help posting an article in my own sandbox

Hello, i'm trying to create an article that is under my sandbox userspace but it gives me an error that says "Error: Hello. The edit or creation that you were trying to do was caught up by our automatic spam filter. The name of the filter that blocked your edit was "Email address insertion spam"." It told me to contact an administrator and explain what I was trying to do, so here I am, contacting an administrator and explaining what I'm doing (look at me ma, i'm doing good things) :) Matto58 (talk) 19:54, 2 August 2023 (UTC)

Try not using the @ symbol. If you dont use it in the first place, then you prob need to be confirmed or keep editing elsewhere for 3/4 days to become autoconfirmed. (To avoid confusion: Im not an admin - im just a nosy talk page stalker ;p) L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:30, 2 August 2023 (UTC)

@Matto58: that’s just the abuse filter thinking you’re a spambot. I have made you a confirmed user now, which should let you bypass said filter. Let me know if you need anything else. 10:00, 3 August 2023 (UTC)

Thanks!

@BraGreMat: Thanks for unblocking me. Now I can continue on my disruptive edits as a sockpuppet of User:Svex 88134kg. (/s in case that wasn't clear) --Quokka (talk) 23:16, 6 August 2023 (UTC)

P.S. My signature is shit currently cus I just signed up to do disruptive edits while disrupting this project, and I don't have any time to design a signature while I disrupt. --Quokka (talk) 23:16, 6 August 2023 (UTC)

Joke's on you, you just exposed yourself, svex ;p XD L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:33, 7 August 2023 (UTC)

Holy shit, Svex actually left an actual message on my talk page? 23:49, 7 August 2023 (UTC)

Admin for 9 months?

Time Flies. Gotta love the good ol buzzing of Time Flies flying around. No but really, its been so long. It reminds me that life is short. Perhaps there is a beter way to spend it than sitting in a chair all day coding, and eating, and wandering why im not fat. I feel like ive wasted 9 months of my life.. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:08, 11 August 2023 (UTC)

Yeah, it happens. Although there hasn't exactly been anything special happening during those 9 months, either. 22:15, 11 August 2023 (UTC)

Oh I guess ive been working on my game. Thats not a waste of time. And recently thinking about the lore. Its changed so much in just 1 year. Tho this time im writing it down. The current iteration actually makes sense, both scientifically and not. With all the speculation that would shame flat earthers and their simple theories. Flat earth. Ha. Flat earth my ass. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:25, 12 August 2023 (UTC)

I read that and started thinking about Bouvet Island for whatever reason. I'm not sure how that even happened. 00:00, 13 August 2023 (UTC)

Unexplained Revert

Care to tell me why you undid this [1]? The redirect doesn't make any sense, I want to know why you want to keep it up? Extremely Funny (nuke) (troll) 10:37, 15 August 2023 (UTC)

Probably because it’s a redirect. We probably have hundreds of redirects that don’t make a whole lot of sense, and it’s not exactly in the way or anything like that. 10:49, 15 August 2023 (UTC)

Oh Dear...

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, BraGreMat, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

• Beginner's Guide
• Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
• If you're a vandal, this may be your wake up-call!
• How to be funny and not just stupid

If you read anything at all, make it the above four links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

• About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
• How to get started editing on uncyclopedia
• Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
• Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue

Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  Extremely Funny (nuke) (troll) 10:44, 15 August 2023 (UTC)

I mean, i’m not any of those things, but i appreciate the welcoming. 10:50, 15 August 2023 (UTC)

whoops, I accidentally pressed the welcome button without realizing. disregard this welcome message, it was on accident. Extremely Funny (nuke) (troll) 11:02, 15 August 2023 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I recently tried creating an article about Lsjbot that looks like an Lsjbot article (that is to say not of very high quality.

I referenced rexcurry.net, which I know is used for spam, but I wanted to use it just for the comedic effect of the article, but the spam filter doesn't let me :((( --😈 Quokka 😈 ^{[⁠talk • contribs]} 05:27, 21 August 2023 (UTC)

You should be able to add it as long as you don’t actually link to that page. 06:49, 21 August 2023 (UTC)

Nuh uh

I saw you added a maintenance tag to my article.

FYI, this article is supposed to be this short and incomplete, to resemble a real Lsjbot article (Example on cebwiki).

That is to say, one or two broken sentences, a small infobox, and one reference from God knows where. --😈 Quokka 😈 ^{[⁠talk • contribs]} 15:11, 21 August 2023 (UTC)

Uh, alright then. 19:40, 21 August 2023 (UTC)

special:contribs/79.53.61.13

They're making bad pages that need deleting. Maybe also block the ip. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched}

Ok thanks. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:54, 22 August 2023 (UTC)

Yeah, it's just that italian guy doing stuff again. 19:56, 22 August 2023 (UTC)

Thanks for giving me rollback

I promise i wont use it to destroy the world........ ;p L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 17:38, 23 August 2023 (UTC)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Whoops not yet sorry L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 18:10, 26 August 2023 (UTC)

No, it's fine. Any day can be someone's birthday. 23:29, 26 August 2023 (UTC)

user talk:L10nM4st3r/Brogo

HOLY SHIT IT TALKS!! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:55, 26 August 2023 (UTC)

Advice

I am an administrator on another wiki (not here or other language Uncyclopedias and Illogicopedia, but rather a wiki on Fandom), and I want to implement a ban policy similar to Uncyclopedia's on it. I was wondering what penalty "Vanity articles" could be. For now I'm leaning into something similar to "Vandalism (minor)" where the user could get up to 4 warnings when they post vanity articles and then getting blocked depending on how many vanity articles they insert to the wiki, and the more they do so, the more hours they get for their block. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 01:26, 27 August 2023 (UTC)

We don’t really have a proper banning policy, but giving out at least one warning to people creating vanity articles sounds like a good idea. 07:12, 27 August 2023 (UTC)

here, have this (bastard)

No swearing. Thats one of our fucking rules here, bastard. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:01, 30 August 2023 (UTC)

Yeah, swearing is an action punishable by divine judgement. Also, thanks for the ninjastar! 14:50, 30 August 2023 (UTC)

You're welcome. Extremely Funny (nuke) (troll) 12:18, 31 August 2023 (UTC)

I thought so

[2] I cant believe I was actually correct lol L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:39, 1 September 2023 (UTC)

I congratulate you on being correct. 10:44, 1 September 2023 (UTC)

I swear i have some kind of psyscic powers or something XD. Not the first time i guessed something only for it to be correct. Only those times weren't a 50/50 chance. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 11:07, 1 September 2023 (UTC)

I mean, there is always a chance to guess something correctly, but yeah, you probably have some psychic powers or something. 11:54, 1 September 2023 (UTC)

Lets prove that theory, I am thinking of a number between -57465453458724646745264e2156256145361243516341624 and 57465453458724646745264e2156256145361243516341624. What number am I thinking of? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 11:56, 1 September 2023 (UTC)

42 11:58, 1 September 2023 (UTC)

Oh wow, how did you know! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 12:17, 1 September 2023 (UTC)

I don't know, i was just guessing. 12:29, 1 September 2023 (UTC)

But there was a 1 in whateve 57465453458724646745264e2156256145361243516341624*2 is (it hit the intiger limit so dont google it. Trust me. Your head will asplode if you do. How can 57465453458724646745264e2156256145361243516341624*2 mean undifined? Oh, whoops. Im so sorry, i didnt mean to say that... L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 12:36, 1 September 2023 (UTC)

I don’t do math, so i’m not even gonna attempt to understand that. 14:24, 1 September 2023 (UTC)

┌─────────────────────────────────┘
Sorry for referring to you as a male/he at least once smh. I really did look! Couldn't find anything, had to guess, and I guessed wrong smh. MrX blow me 14:29, 1 September 2023 (UTC)

No, it’s fine. I’ve been trying to figure out what gender i want to be for months now, and i only figured it out recently. 06:12, 2 September 2023 (UTC)

Nice! MrX blow me 03:46, 3 September 2023 (UTC)

Page moves

Hi, I noticed that ExtremelyFunny has moved a number of user templates to PascalCase names. Example:

02:23, 3 September 2023 m ExtremelyFunny moved page Template:User Yorkie to Template:YorkieUser: better name (current)

I think their intentions are good, but given that user template names are currently a mix between two formats ("User apple" or "DebianUser"), is there a need for these moves, which create unnecessary redirects and confuse users? EmulsifiedExcuse (talk) 16:04, 4 September 2023 (UTC)

No, there really isn't, but there isn't exactly anything wrong with them either. 20:30, 4 September 2023 (UTC)

I'm only moving these templates for the sake of convenience and consistency. It's much easier to have those templates follow the same general naming system. Extremely Funny (nuke) (troll) 05:25, 5 September 2023 (UTC)

Page Protection

Why hello there, it seems as if I need your help again.

Currently, my user page is not protected. Would you mind changing my user page's protection to ECP? Thanks. Extremely Funny (nuke) (troll) 09:56, 18 September 2023 (UTC)

Why do you need tp protect your userpage? My userpage isnt protected, and its been vandalised many times. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 12:17, 18 September 2023 (UTC)

I'm only asking to have my user page protected so that I don't have to worry about it being vandalized by some random IP at a ridiculously random moment that I am completely unable to predict. I encourage you to also request the same thing, if what you stated is true about your user page being not protected. Extremely Funny (nuke) (troll) 12:31, 18 September 2023 (UTC)

Sure, but a random IP vandalizing the userpage of anyone is both unlikely and easily revertable. 12:45, 18 September 2023 (UTC)

Thank you, now I can sleep at night knowing my user page WON'T be vandalized by some random IP at a completely random moment that I am unable to predict. But wait, you've set my user page's protection too high! I can't edit it if it's got FULL protection. Please put it at ECP? Thanks. Extremely Funny (nuke) (troll) 19:08, 18 September 2023 (UTC)

Thats the irony of the situation. You want it protected so IPs cant edit it. Now YOU cant edit it hahahahahah! I dont want my page protected, since the vandalism isnt often, just random. Sometimes its funny (tho i still revert), sometimes an admin will revert, and if not, ill just revert it in the morning. So its not a problem. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:12, 18 September 2023 (UTC)

Also dont unprotect the page. Or make it extended confirmed protected... Then dont give ExtremelyFunny the confirmed right. (if he doesnt already have it) L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:13, 18 September 2023 (UTC)

Alright, i fixed it. That was probably an accident i didn't pick up. 19:24, 18 September 2023 (UTC)

Okay, thanks. Extremely Funny (nuke) (troll) 07:47, 19 September 2023 (UTC)

YOU DELETED MY PAGE

fuck you – Preceding unsigned comment added by And He (talk • contribs)

Rude 06:13, 19 September 2023 (UTC)

Perhaps be nice to the all powerful admin who can huff all your pages and ban all us lesser users. BraGreMat, when (if) you go rouge, please remember who defended you here (it was me) L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:04, 19 September 2023 (UTC)

Don't worry, i'll forget. 12:58, 19 September 2023 (UTC)

Thank you.. Wait, WHAT!?!!?!?!?!?!?????!!??????!??? NO U WONT!! (pls ok thankyou) (;p) L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:36, 28 September 2023 (UTC)

2 awards in 1 month?! Wow!

Yea, she put in tireless effort to protect your page. Special:Protect totally doesnt exist. I think ninja stars are for harder things than protecting a single page. But whatever. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 08:01, 19 September 2023 (UTC)

I only now just noticed what you said. HOW DARE YOU! You're a dirty rotten IP! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:43, 28 September 2023 (UTC)

lol. You DID try to vandalize my page though, which means that yes, you have the behavior of a dirty rotten IP. Get trolled Extremely Funny (nuke) (troll) 06:20, 2 October 2023 (UTC)

Yea, last time I checked, I am logged out. And in no way are IP contributors (not IP vandals) deserving of your name calling. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 07:56, 2 October 2023 (UTC)

lol nice edit Extremely Funny (nuke) (troll)

Awww shit I couldnt fool you. You're too smart. Damn it! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:40, 3 October 2023 (UTC)

I appreciate the compliment. Of course I'm smart, I'm an average enjoyer of trolling. Extremely Funny (nuke) (troll) 09:42, 3 October 2023 (UTC)

Yea yea. Are you trolling, Or am I?L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:45, 3 October 2023 (UTC)

Check your user page for a pleasant surprise. Extremely Funny (nuke) (troll) 09:48, 3 October 2023 (UTC)

Eh whatever. I have the last laugh.L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:51, 3 October 2023 (UTC)

Vivek Ramaswamy 2024 presidential campaign

Can I create this page? I can't develop it yet because I'm not able to place any links for 4 days. Can you help me autoconfirm sooner? Klermodalwonfeyz (talk) 07:41, 20 September 2023 (UTC)

Sure, but it needs to be funny. 11:02, 20 September 2023 (UTC)

oh aym not tnat fune. aym goenq tu ned help wetl tnat.Klermodalwonfeyz (talk) 13:20, 20 September 2023 (UTC)

Tne chkc yuo hwo ot bee fnyu andt no jsut sutipd L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 17:10, 20 September 2023 (UTC)

Talk:Vivek Ramaswamy 2024 presidential campaign

@Alula: Can I make the Talk: a template to pull from? Or is there a sandbox? Klermodalwonfeyz (talk) 21:50, 23 September 2023 (UTC)

We usually don't use talk pages as templates, if that is what you mean. If you want to make a template you could either put it under the template namespace or as a subpage of your userpage or something. 22:40, 23 September 2023 (UTC)

How do I have to edit my extremely important contribution to the Malta page

I dont know if this is were I can ask you but you have been reverting my extremely important contribution to the Malta page, I just wanna know why, does it not include enough of *the funny*? I'm a beginner here – Preceding unsigned comment added by Bunkermatty (talk • contribs)

It’s probably just because of the inclusion of "Emperor Josh l-0xx". No one is gonna know who that is. 06:58, 1 October 2023 (UTC)

Josh L-Oxx comes from a Maltese meme: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YQl8XxeVF1k – Preceding unsigned comment added by Bunkermatty (talk • contribs)

Yeah that doesn't exactly help, especially considering that this "meme" only has 72 likes on YouTube Shorts of all places. 22:16, 1 October 2023 (UTC)

Fun Fact

I just realized you are actually BraGreMat... Damn, these username changes are really making me confused. First, Sodapoppers becomes Bad Motherfucker, and now you've become Alula. west virginia and zambia and sadly no brown | posted 14:26, 3 October 2023 (UTC)

Yeah, that happened. It shouldn't be confusing though. 15:50, 3 October 2023 (UTC)

So apparently I'm this "rollbacker" thing now.

Okay, so, according to my notifications, five days ago you gave me this ability called "rollbacking", which apparently allows me to make a page go back in time or something like that. Does this mean I have now the duty to search for pages that need to be reverted, or can I just use my newfound ability from time to time?
I'm kind of a newbie in terms of wiki stuff, so I'd appreciate if you could explain how exactly this "rollbacking" thing works.
Thanks in advance, DaniPine3 (talk) 11:37, 4 October 2023 (UTC)
P.S.: How can I change my signature? It'd be cool to have a personal signature but I have no idea how to, and now that I have the chance to ask someone, I'm taking that chance. Signing again in case it's needed DaniPine3 (talk) 11:37, 4 October 2023 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: The signature can be changed via Special:Preferences ㄧ$78Meow$ (T | Meow!) 13:04, 4 October 2023 (UTC)

The working principle of rollback is: when you click [rollback] and [rollback X edits], the most recent one will be The edited version of the account rolls back to the previous user's edited version. ㄧ$78Meow$ (T | Meow!) 13:17, 4 October 2023 (UTC)

@C780178: Not the person I was expecting to get a response from (not that that's a bad thing or anything), but thanks :) DaniPine3 (talk) 13:25, 4 October 2023 (UTC)

Yeah, it does what C780178 said, in addition to a couple other things (moving pages without leaving redirects etc.), but you don't need to use any of those things if you don't want to. 15:43, 4 October 2023 (UTC)

@Alula: Ok. Thanks for answering me :) DaniPine3 (talk) 16:09, 4 October 2023 (UTC)

Get a load of this guy!

Is Voxx os32 on crack? Nah, but I would consider their edits vandalism. They put an edit warning on Cassie's page. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 16:40, 5 October 2023 (UTC)

They do have a track record of stuff like that, yeah. I'll take a closer look on what they did now in a couple of hours. 17:09, 5 October 2023 (UTC)

why did you delete my redirect page

tell me why you removed my glorious redirect of deez nuts – Preceding unsigned comment added by And He (talk • contribs)

Because it sucked. Also it was pointless. 18:56, 5 October 2023 (UTC)

I'm not no spammer.

So the article you took down right, it's of this nut job Ariana raykotto or what ever the fuck. I ain't got no relation to her, just she has got an ED page and I think shes the next of em lolcows. So why on't ya take the template off of my user page cause I ain't no spammer.

--ReadRead (talk) 10:05, 11 October 2023 (UTC)

It’s a message, not a template. Also i’m not getting rid of it. 10:29, 11 October 2023 (UTC)

Cat

May I ask why RAHB has Cat in its permissions, and what is this cat permission used for? ㄧ$78Meow$ (T | Meow!) 11:23, 14 October 2023 (UTC)

It was added by a sysadmin at some point. Also i’m pretty sure it does nothing. 14:47, 14 October 2023 (UTC)

I’m here to apologise.

I’m sorry for making that violent outburst towards you back in spring, I shouldn’t have done that, I would’ve gone to jail if I had did that in person.— Crocotta1

It happens, i guess. I've seen people do that stuff online before. 07:59, 20 October 2023 (UTC)

Oh, also, sorry for the weird-ish reply. I only got 3 hours of sleep tonight. 08:00, 20 October 2023 (UTC)

Matter handling

Uncyclopedia:Administrators' noticeboard ㄧ$78Meow$ (T | Meow!) 12:58, 1 November 2023 (UTC)

Thanks for letting me know 16:52, 1 November 2023 (UTC)

Thx! ㄧ$78Meow$ (T | Meow!) 00:03, 2 November 2023 (UTC)

Ping!

Pichu (talk) 16:58, 1 November 2023 (UTC)

Pong! 16:59, 1 November 2023 (UTC)

happy first admin anniversary!

Userpage shows that it's your first anniversary as an admin on uncyclopedia! happy anniversary if this is true :D --Chicken4War (talk) 14:51, 4 November 2023 (UTC)

Thanks! 16:17, 4 November 2023 (UTC)

Happy anniversary and thanks for everything you do! MrX blow me 18:28, 4 November 2023 (UTC)

Thank you! 20:04, 4 November 2023 (UTC)

Two days late but better late than never! Happy late anniversary and thanks for everything you do at Uncyclopedia! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 22:13, 6 November 2023 (UTC)

Hey Alula!

You seem to be the only person that I can find that is active on Uncyclopedia. (And the only person actually moderating it.) I have been wondering, how do I create a table?

Thanks! BeAnsman1 (talk) 22:06, 6 November 2023 (UTC)

I'm so fucking stupid. Just saw ALL OF THESE PEOPLE HOW TF JBQFJB0QF9HBQRVJB9QRG9RHBQV9HVR1VB9HRQV9HBRVQ9RH QV9HBRVWHB9WRVOBRHVWOBH

No clue. Try copying one from some random page. 16:02, 7 November 2023 (UTC)

thanks i guess i just can't find a page that has one and i can't copy from Wikipedia becuase... well why do you think im at the gay wikipedia? – Preceding unsigned comment added by BeAnsman1 (talk • contribs)

Why can’t you copy one from Wikipedia? 18:33, 7 November 2023 (UTC)

I GIT BANNED oh noes {crying inside]

Also how do you do all of that flair and stuff? – Preceding unsigned comment added by BeAnsman1 (talk • contribs)

Just about everything i contribute with that is somewhat complex is just copy-pasted from somewhere else, and then i change the color, size, placement or whatever needs to be changed. I don’t know how to set these things up myself. Also i don’t know what a flair is. 20:06, 8 November 2023 (UTC)

Truthfully, I don't need that stuff. Also, Holocaust Simulator is better now, will you check it out? – Preceding unsigned comment added by BeAnsman1 (talk • contribs)

Maybe tomorrow. I don’t have enough time to read it today. 20:06, 9 November 2023 (UTC)

Hey @BeAnsman1:, FYI, even if you're banned on Wikipedia (congrats, btw), you can still read the articles and the source content. Just click "View source" at the top, and then you can copy and paste tables and stuff. If something doesn't look right on this site, it's usually cuz we just have to copy and paste another template or two to make it all work. Hope this helps, let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 22:57, 13 November 2023 (UTC)

Inquiry

How do I get an award on Uncyclopedia? --64.137.129.62 (talk) 18:20, 7 November 2023 (UTC)

You either write good articles or contribute positively to the site in other ways and then pray that someone bothers to nominate you for something. Oh, and also you need to have a registered account. 18:32, 7 November 2023 (UTC)

why did you remove my edit on tf2

--Pootis (talk) 19:35, 14 November 2023 (UTC)

It wasn't funny. 23:26, 14 November 2023 (UTC)

can you give me some tips to make it funny--Pootis (talk) 22:59, 15 November 2023 (UTC)

Well, this page might hopefully help you a little. 10:50, 16 November 2023 (UTC)

thank you--Pootis (talk) 16:20, 16 November 2023 (UTC)

i fucking hate u

y u delete my articles – Preceding unsigned comment added by 84.65.128.251 (talk • contribs)

It may or may not be because of these policies right here. 20:55, 23 November 2023 (UTC)

U stink – Preceding unsigned comment added by 84.65.128.251 (talk • contribs)

Uh, ok. Please bring some nicer words with you next time. 08:02, 25 November 2023 (UTC)

Do I even know what vanity enen is? Here's the Def excessive pride in one's appearance, qualities, abilities, achievements, etc.; character or quality of being vain; conceit do u think that was what I wrote? I was obviously not making him proud. Go make better community guidelines. And oh, read the edit summary. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 213.123.247.61 (talk • contribs)

No thanks, i'm good. But you clearly aren't. 18:24, 26 November 2023 (UTC)

Request for Autopatroller Rights

Hello Greetings, Myself Nexovia I'm here to request you for Autopatroller Rights in Uncyclopedia and I hope I will get this right easily as this right has no more extra rights so I think I am able to get this right. Thank You. Nexovia (talk) 03:32, 25 November 2023 (UTC)

Ehhh, no. I give out autopatroller based on who i can trust not to do some dumb shit, and i can’t exactly do that with someone who’s been here for just over 24 hours. 08:04, 25 November 2023 (UTC)

umm...It is recommended that you apply for permission after editing for a while. --\78/T 14:27, 25 November 2023 (UTC)

Restore edit permissions or add article to QuickVFD

Hi,

I see you rolled back my latest edit. We've been trying to get this page removed a couple of times and the docs/FAQ are a little bit all over this place on this website. Since my edit permissions have been disabled as well, could you:

1. add the page to the QuickVFD requests - GDPR/original author does not wish to have this PII (date of birth, location, job information) represented online - or 2. restore my persmissions if I need to take care of this myself

Thanks – Preceding unsigned comment added by Reuzegom (talk • contribs)

Yeah i just deleted it. I can't restore any of your user rights though, as i don't know what they were. 16:59, 27 November 2023 (UTC)

About the abuse filter helper right

I like viewing abuse filters, so how could I receive the right? Thanks. whytheonlyone (complain?) 04:00, 7 December 2023 (UTC)

That would probably take some more time and activity showing that it would be a good idea. We also don’t have a pressing need for more abuse filter helpers right now to be honest. MrX blow me 06:34, 7 December 2023 (UTC)

Help with Uncyclopedian of the second

Im trying to do a joke that the day the page was created every second a random user is shown on each new line, (for about 3 minutes, then it says something about me being banned for spamming edits to the page in rc) but i cant figure out the bit about it showing a different user. No matter how much i purge the page it always shows the same user on each line. Do you have any idea on how to fix it? Thanks.

If you cant figure it out I'll just get all our decently active users and some old users and randomize them with a program. Not the way i want to do it, but whatever. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:20, 16 December 2023 (UTC)

You take a template with <option> choices and then add any number as the parameter, like i just did on that page. It should be as simple as that. You're gonna need a bigger list though. 20:53, 16 December 2023 (UTC)

AAAhh thanks. My life could litterally depend on finding something and I wouldn't be able to find it in front of my face lmao. the fix was that simple..... how embarrassing L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 08:15, 17 December 2023 (UTC)

My caption

Why the ... in the world you deleted my caption over that sculpture with that big cock on the italian article? It was big, i like it, and i wanted to make the page a little bit more spicy than he was. Also that caption was funny, and im bisexual, okay? – Preceding unsigned comment added by BarbieLover (talk • contribs)

Hi BarbieLover, I can tell you that I would have reverted your edit to the caption in that article as well. What you wrote was indeed funny, but it was even funnier before. Making that page "more spicy" wouldn't necessarily be a good thing. While it certainly could be funny, that page already has its own style of humor: discussing large penises in a journalistic/normal tone of voice. So feel free to spice up a bunch of other pages, but that one is probably best as is. Let me know if you have any questions. I am happy to discuss this further if you'd like. Cheers. MrX blow me 18:25, 20 December 2023 (UTC)

That's a nice response, thanks anyway. – Preceding unsigned comment added by BarbieLover (talk • contribs)

December 2023

This is your only warning; if you vandalize Uncyclopedia again, you may be blocked from editing without further notice. P.S. drone strikes will also be flying.72.80.245.12 (talk) 19:29, 27 December 2023 (UTC)

Still cute how you think you can give out warnings like these. 19:55, 27 December 2023 (UTC)

there's something weird happening in the Featured queue

idk if this is how it's supposed to be since i'm not an admin but. --Chicken4War / talk to me 15:34, 28 December 2023 (UTC)

Could you tell me what’s wrong here? It looks like it’s working fine. 17:04, 28 December 2023 (UTC)

hi

Just found this feature, hope this works 19:28, 28 December 2023 (UTC)

Wait, it got sent to me? 19:29, 28 December 2023 (UTC)

Oh wait, i sent it to a redirect. That checks out. 19:30, 28 December 2023 (UTC)

Humourless kraut.

My edits are perfect.

92.25.1.243 (talk) 19:12, 29 December 2023 (UTC)

I disagree. No one's edits are perfect. 19:17, 29 December 2023 (UTC)

Oh, also, why are you using a slur? 19:18, 29 December 2023 (UTC)