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--Chicken4War / talk to me 17:30, 1 January 2024 (UTC)

18:14, 1 January 2024 (UTC)

January 5 Uncyclopedia Insurrection

On approximately January 5, 2024, L10nM4st3r threatened me on my own talk page, like a true globalist would.

L10nM4st3r had attacked several vital templates in an attempt to spite me. It has now been more than a month and the templates have still not been fixed, and we do not know how to fix them. We've all became bastards ourselves, y'know?

Now, regarding this horrible insurrection, what can we do about it? Extremely Funny (nuke) (troll) 17:35, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

I’m sorry, but what are you even talking about? I went through his contribs and couldn’t find anything of the sort. 19:32, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

He said so on my talk page. Extremely Funny (nuke) (troll) 19:33, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

How is that a threat? And also, what are these so-called "vital templates"? 19:37, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

He threatened to vandalize my page using the vital language templates, which are vital because hundreds of users also use them. Extremely Funny (nuke) (troll) 19:50, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

Ok so if i drop a random userbox somewhere in your userpage that's both vandalism and attacking vital templates? Because i'm pretty sure that's what you're trying to say to me. 20:06, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

I don't even know what he did or how he edited it, since the page was protected Extremely Funny (nuke) (troll) 20:24, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

I did too. There are actually quite a lot of users able to do that. 20:29, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

Apparently I had my userpage vadalised?

I never thought I'd see the day I would have my userpage vandilised. But it seems there's a first time for everything.

I was browsing Uncyclopedia when I noticed that my userpage had been changed. According to the history log, it was some user named "Crocottas Other Lost Sock". I had heard (or better said, seen) about this Crocotta while browsing through this website, but I thought that user would have forgotten about Uncyclopedia by now. Guess I was wrong.

By the time I found out about it, the vandalism had been already reverted and the photo had been deleted. And I think I was lucky, since the filename seems to be "Sex period uncut cock.jpeg". I do NOT want to know what kind of thing that picture had in it while having that kind of name, and it's a shame you had to see it in order to revert the vandalism.

So, thanks for reverting the vandalism. :)

DaniPine3 (talk) 22:27, 3 February 2024 (UTC)

In fact, my user page has also been damaged, more than once... --78MEOW🐱 | CLICK HERE TO GET A FREE SMALL CAT🐈! 01:48, 4 February 2024 (UTC)

No problem! 07:17, 4 February 2024 (UTC)

Hey Alula wanna play chess? I set up a game here. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:16, 15 February 2024 (UTC)

Uh, sure? Don’t know how chess works though 09:16, 16 February 2024 (UTC)

hmm

Now I do. (kids show?) THANKS TO GOOFLE MY FRIEND, 50 POINTS FOR MEEEEE! Now, the main question is... What do I do with these points? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:44, 21 February 2024 (UTC)

You can use them as some sort of currency at supermarkets, and they let you just pick up whatever you want and leave without paying. 21:30, 21 February 2024 (UTC)

Wish i read that message 10 hours ago.... L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:13, 3 March 2024 (UTC)

Thanks for leaving the welcome thing on my talk page :3

And rad userpage by the way! --¿VØ!D? ✨ 19:55, 3 March 2024 (UTC)

Thanks ^.^ 20:35, 3 March 2024 (UTC)

[1] retarded idiot

He vandalises all the pages he can get his hands on, but when that single page comes that asks him to vandalize it, instead he un-vandalizes it.... He could have written anything. ANYTHING!! Even used it to mark his time here. But noooo, he had to un-vandalize the page that exists for vandalizing. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:11, 3 March 2024 (UTC)

Huh. Didn’t notice that they did that yesterday. That’s weird. 06:40, 4 March 2024 (UTC)

UnQuotable

How can I put a link to UnQuotable in an article in Uncyclopedia?

How can I put references section?

Thanks

Conspi (talk) 21:23, 4 March 2024 (UTC)

To link Unquotable articles, it's basically the same as linking anything, put it in brackets, keeping in mind that Unquotables are all titled something like "Unquotable:Article title bla bla". For references, anything reffed (like this stuff: <ref>references, references, bla bla bla</ref>) will automatically show up at the bottom, so just put a section at the bottom called "References", and that should work. MrX blow me 21:42, 4 March 2024 (UTC)

What if I want references to appear before the "See also" section? Is it possible to do that? Conspi (talk) 17:58, 5 March 2024 (UTC)

Yeah, you just place the a references tag before that by putting the code <references /> or {{Reflist}} where you want it to go. 20:06, 5 March 2024 (UTC)

deleting my 20 year old user profile

not a member here but i made a user page in like 2006 and i want to delete it. i think the account was made with a email i no longer have access to, nor remember the exact address for. It's user mysongsend. if you wanna blank the page for me or delete it, same difference to me. i tried to do it myself but the wiki thinks im a vandal. I'm not even european. thanks for your time, much appreciated in advance :)

-uh i was mysongsend at one point, i will keep an eye on this and get back to you if you need anything else from me. i don't really want to make an account if that's okay. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 2600:8801:C802:7D00:976:453C:5AE1:EFEE (talk • contribs)

We definitely can’t delete an account (which is really just renaming an account) unless the user requests it from that account. I’ll go ahead and blank the user page, though I don’t see the point. MrX blow me 04:18, 9 March 2024 (UTC)

Yeah, i don’t know if there’s much else we can do. The account isn’t registered here, it’s just the userpage, talkpage and maybe the mention of your username somewhere. 15:08, 9 March 2024 (UTC)

good enough for me, much appreciated -OP

About my inactivity

yeah hello I'm sorry for being inactive I just kinda didn't know what to write anymore. maybe i'll come back but eh i dunno --Chicken4War / talk to me 00:55, 11 March 2024 (UTC)

I mean, you don’t have to be here if you don’t feel like it. I sincerely hope you’ll come back at some point though. 01:59, 11 March 2024 (UTC)

Nevermind I'm writing something again --Chicken4War / talk to me 14:06, 13 March 2024 (UTC)

Oh 18:43, 13 March 2024 (UTC)

Pathetic losers

That same IP address has been harassing me on RationalWiki for a few months, they tracked me down here to ask me that because they were banned off RW. --Chicken4War / talk to me 01:43, 13 March 2024 (UTC)

Yeah, i’ve blocked this person at least a dozen times at this point. Pretty sure it’s just some troll. 12:31, 13 March 2024 (UTC)

Don't take this too seriously, but if I were a truth-debunking doctor or a faux-patriot snake-handler, I wouldn't tell anyone. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:17, 26 April 2024 (UTC)

Lol. I've been meaning to add something to our article on IrrationalWiki like, "While Conservapedia was founded by users who felt that Wikipedia was too liberal biased, RationalWiki was founded by users who felt that Wikipedia wasn't liberal biased enough." MrX blow me 14:06, 26 April 2024 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure it goes both ways though lol Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:28, 26 April 2024 (UTC)

Hey Alula, did you know that my Uncyclopedia account is older than yours? (Even though I only made my first edit in April of last year...) Dang, things could have gone different. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:54, 13 March 2024 (UTC)

No, i didn’t know that. 12:31, 13 March 2024 (UTC)

Congratulations, you won UotY for 2023

With Sophia's blessing, it is my honor to congratulate you on winning Uncyclopedian of the Year! Here is your award:

	Uncyclopedian of the Year 2023

Be sure to wear white gloves when handling it. Thanks for all your hard work, keep it up, and again congrats!! MrX blow me 20:50, 13 March 2024 (UTC)

Congratulations! Well deserved! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 21:05, 13 March 2024 (UTC)

Wow, thanks you two! Just need to find somewhere to put this now. 11:33, 14 March 2024 (UTC)

its either kurwa or kebab

Hey, there! I'm new around here (well, this account is around four years old, but for the past three years its been inactive). I was trying to make a page for some boring thing from the Philippines and I was blocked by a filter called... Polish/Turkish spammers? Don't know enough of any of those languages to know what I did to trigger it, but it said to find an admin so. Might you help me out with that? Thanks, and many kebabs. - WhatIsUnderBlorg'sLeg? (talk) 11:22, 17 March 2024 (UTC)

It reacts to "new users" putting certain characters from the polish or turkish alphabet on pages. Either way, i made you a confirmed user, so you shouldn’t have any problems with that filter anymore. 12:26, 17 March 2024 (UTC)

Thank you very much!! - WhatIsUnderBlorg'sLeg? (talk) 01:09, 18 March 2024 (UTC)

Templating thingy

Hey so I've seen that you wated to delete that "templating" thing, so I've been trying to move all of its subpages that are transcluded in other pages in the proper template space, so that deleting it won't hurt other pages. However, template:A/L is sysop-protected, so I can't do nothing about it. Could you un-protect it? Thanks.

Also, both templating/R and template:A/R are cascade-protected, so you may be the one to move templating/R to template:A/R.

Ah, and btw, I've accidentally created some unnecesary redirects like Template:A/AAAA/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, Template:A/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and Template:A/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA/AAAAAAAAAAAA. Could you delete them? Thanks. again.– Preceding unsigned comment added by DaniPine3 (talk • contribs)

Wait, before we do anything else, something is wrong. @DaniPine3: something is causing a lot of templates, like userboxes on my user page, to be all messed up. Can you please fix that? MrX blow me 16:40, 24 March 2024 (UTC)

@MrX: I think it migth because of template:A/L, which as I've said before, it's sysop-protected. My idea was simply to move templating/L to template:A/L, but I couldn't, because of said protection. DaniPine3 (talk) 17:24, 24 March 2024 (UTC)

I've now put templating/L back in its place, so that things can get fixed. My idea is still moving it to template space, though. DaniPine3 (talk) 17:37, 24 March 2024 (UTC)

Well, it's unprotected now. I'm also bothering with moving the thing to there so you don't have to. 18:58, 24 March 2024 (UTC)

Oh by the way, when i nominated that i didn't anticipate there being actual templates among those subpages. I though they were all article pieces. 19:24, 24 March 2024 (UTC)

Ah, ok, cool, looks great now, thanks! I'm glad you two know what you're doing! MrX blow me 16:34, 25 March 2024 (UTC)

I don’t really know how any of this works, but thanks for the compliment! 20:48, 25 March 2024 (UTC)

Delete pages

I've created a page on the SouljaGame, previously working on it on my sandbox. Could you delete my sandbox? Pasmorade (talk) 07:11, 26 April 2024 (UTC)

Sure. 08:22, 26 April 2024 (UTC)

please archive this page plz plz plz

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Chicken4War/archive_talkpage_one can you please do your admin magic and make this uneditable? thank you! --Chicken4War / talk to me 00:10, 27 April 2024 (UTC)

Alrighty. 06:58, 27 April 2024 (UTC)

Where is the block policy?

I seem you blocking a IP, please tell me where is policy of block? --Googol (talk) 07:00, 27 April 2024 (UTC)

It’s right here. Why do you ask? 07:02, 27 April 2024 (UTC)

Because Alula block 51.159.195.110 1 years（Only anonymous_user,Disabled account create）.--Googol (talk) 07:09, 27 April 2024 (UTC)

Uhhh, ok. 07:11, 27 April 2024 (UTC)

totally not weird at all.. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 13:39, 27 April 2024 (UTC)

conCRATulations!

You are CRATtastic! Now go forth, make us proud, and always remember: "A good bureaucrat never finishes early..." MrX blow me 22:53, 30 April 2024 (UTC)

Can't believe two votes is enough to get elected for bureaucrat, but thanks anyway! 23:36, 30 April 2024 (UTC)

Very much deserved. ConCRATulations! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 00:26, 1 May 2024 (UTC)

Thanks! 00:58, 1 May 2024 (UTC)

ConCRATS! I didn't even see it happen, but if I wasn't busy I too would have supported. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:33, 3 May 2024 (UTC)

Userfy Dhar Mann

Hey! Could you send the huffed Dhar Mann article into my sandbox? I'm intending to make it funny. Pasmorade (talk) 14:29, 2 May 2024 (UTC)

Yes, of course. 15:25, 2 May 2024 (UTC)

Could you also send the huffed Guillermo del Toro into my sandbox as well? Pasmorade (talk) 14:01, 13 May 2024 (UTC)

Yeah, i can do that too. 14:25, 13 May 2024 (UTC)

Congrats, Madame B-Crat!

ConB-CRATulations, Alula!

Congratulations on becoming a sexy, hula-dancing b-crat! You deserve it, sister! :) --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 18:16, 7 May 2024 (UTC)

Thank you so much! 19:37, 7 May 2024 (UTC)

you're welcome! stay sexy! --Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 18:56, 13 May 2024 (UTC)

Hey

@Alula:, I've found this user whose contributions remind me of those weird-ass usernames from Category:Sockpuppets of Svex 88134kg; it's probably a sockpuppet as well. What's up with that guy? Their constant mention of 13/14/15 yeard olds is geniuenly creepy, and they seem to have been doing this for years, with no sings of stoping. They should probably get their head checked or something. DaniPine3 (talk) 12:33, 19 May 2024 (UTC)

I’m not sure. They do seem to act like a bot though, so i assume it’s something like that. 12:44, 19 May 2024 (UTC)

I wanted to tell you before, but didn't got the time to- Before you deleted the articles, I read them out of curiosity, and I found that they all revolved around the same concepts:
* A specified location, mostly from Europe (Paris, France; Russia; etc.)
* Something about space; mostly stars
*An underage girl, which is most of the times described as a "beautiful girl, and she wearing an white dresses" (this is the somewhat creepy part; perhaps it is much more innocent that it sounds, but considering Svex's weird constant mention of underage girls, one just can't find it not creepy)
It does look like it's been written by a bot, but there's definitevely someone behind that bot that's specifically using it to create those weird stories and then post it here on Uncyclopedia, and it's very strange that anyone would do anything like that in the first place. Very puzzling, indeed. DaniPine3 (talk) 16:22, 19 May 2024 (UTC)

IP message or something

Thanks for editing my document of the edit of – Preceding unsigned comment added by 165.139.179.173 (talk • contribs)

Thanks for the compliment. I'm just wondering, is this targeted at some very specific individual or did you just feel like writing some sort of insult to whoever took their time to read that? 14:49, 20 May 2024 (UTC)

no, its towards people abusing power and/or lazy people in general. that's why I included "random". you can silly it up so its less threatening. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 165.139.179.173 (talk • contribs)

I don't really believe you, but sure. Also it can't really be "sillied up" because it's gone. 18:37, 20 May 2024 (UTC)

Sorry, I’m gay. Your spell won’t work on me wise wizard. 74.128.212.200 (talk)

I'm not sure what spell you're even talking about. 17:56, 24 May 2024 (UTC)

The spell of the ban WalterWhite (talk)

Pretty sure it does, in fact, work. I would know that because i tested it. 22:40, 12 June 2024 (UTC)

Userfy

Could you userfy Super Mario 64 to my sandbox? Pasmorade (talk) 00:05, 21 May 2024 (UTC)

Which article? MrX blow me 01:11, 21 May 2024 (UTC)

I assume it’s one of the deleted ones called "Super Mario 64". But yeah, i need to know if there’s a specific one you want or not. 11:28, 21 May 2024 (UTC)

The newest version, please. Pasmorade (talk) 12:14, 21 May 2024 (UTC)

Ok. 13:32, 21 May 2024 (UTC)

Meth

WalterWhite (talk) whats ur opinion on my forum thread? yers

I'm not sure what it even is about. 17:57, 24 May 2024 (UTC)

It's that IP user again

It already has created two different articles of questionable quality. I think it keeps forgetting there has to habe some sort of "punchline". Also there's this thing also created by them that I don't know what even is about, honestly. DaniPine3 (talk) 15:49, 29 May 2024 (UTC)

I can see those. I can also delete them. Thanks for letting me know. 16:12, 29 May 2024 (UTC)

You're welcome! 😊 DaniPine3 (talk) 16:28, 29 May 2024 (UTC)

Um ...

The template's weird (recte awkward) only because "author" (singular) is weird and awkward. Please read (recte click) my ce. --Brogo13 (talk) 12:25, 30 May 2024 (UTC)

I quite honestly believe that singular "author" sounds way better than "authors", so no, i'm not undoing that. 16:39, 30 May 2024 (UTC)

Userfication

Hey! This might seem a bit excessive, but could you userfy the Sean Combs article into my sandbox? Pasmorade (talk) 03:31, 31 May 2024 (UTC)

Yeah, i can do that. 14:08, 31 May 2024 (UTC)

Al-Khwarizmi

Hello, can you restore al-Khwarizmi's page? I was just about to expand it and saw it was deleted. I apologize for being late in developing the article. Thank you Fazoffic (talk) 01:37, 2 June 2024 (UTC)

Uhh, sure? It's gonna have to go to your userspace though. 19:21, 2 June 2024 (UTC)

DYK error

Hey @Alula: I've found this formatting error in the Did You Know template from the Main Page. Quite ironically, I found it below a joke about bad wiki formatting. Just letting you know so you can fix it before anyone else notices :) DaniPine3 (talk) 08:19, 4 June 2024 (UTC)

Alright, fixed. 08:48, 4 June 2024 (UTC)

Possible sockpuppet

A sockpuppet is a user that uses several accounts, wasn't it? I think I've spotted one: two accounts, Thefailerofscience and The failer of mathematics have been registered, and their similarities in name is very suspicious. One of them has created a nonsensical, incredibely short article Master oogway, whereas the other has made a World War 5 article, which seem long enough to not be listed to QVFD, but something tells me it might be nonsensical too. DaniPine3 (talk) 16:40, 6 June 2024 (UTC)

Yeah, that is quite obvious. There was also one more apparently, so that one's blocked too. 17:06, 6 June 2024 (UTC)

Satanism

May I ask why my edit was reverted? – Preceding unsigned comment added by 166.181.84.116 (talk • contribs)

??? – Preceding unsigned comment added by 166.181.85.213 (talk • contribs)

Well, except for the fact that stupid big numbers = not really that funny i really can't. Then again the sentence you added didn't have anything else on it either. 18:04, 7 June 2024 (UTC)

Usher

Could you restore the deleted edits in Usher? I purely want to see the previous versions so I can implement them into the new article I created. Pasmorade (talk) 15:01, 7 June 2024 (UTC)

I just did that. Hopefully. I assume merging the page histories is what you were looking for, so i did that. 18:08, 7 June 2024 (UTC)

Well, I wanted the original versions of Usher (pre-2014) to be restored. Pasmorade (talk) 11:42, 8 June 2024 (UTC)

Oh, ok. Sure, i can do that. 11:48, 8 June 2024 (UTC)

Could you also restore the deleted edits of the Bruno Mars article as well? Pasmorade (talk) 17:21, 17 June 2024 (UTC)

Maybe? There's only one edit there, and it's only a sentence long. Like, i could do it, but i wanna know if you actually want stuff like that in the page histories of the articles you're creating. 18:19, 17 June 2024 (UTC)

Spammer

Why are there logging on several accounts that all start with 𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟𪛟? It's probably a spammer, but the fact it hasn't so far done anything other than creating more accounts makes it very suspicious and concerning. You never know what their next move will be. DaniPine3 (talk) 01:18, 8 June 2024 (UTC)

 Blocked. Who knows what they're doing it for, but thanks for pointing it out. MrX blow me 02:39, 8 June 2024 (UTC)

That might be 0 encyclopedia/LSD 12. I thought they had stopped doing this kind of stuff, but i guess not. 07:22, 8 June 2024 (UTC)

Ok uhhh, yeah. That’s quite a lot of accounts. 07:24, 8 June 2024 (UTC)

Hey

Do you remember that user that you told me about some time ago, that Walbro guy, that made the SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN thingy along all the other Commie Party of Uncyclopedia thingies? Well... I think he's back DaniPine3 (talk) 23:50, 8 June 2024 (UTC)

I mean, that's not exactly big news. He was here sometime last month too. 14:30, 9 June 2024 (UTC)

Userpage vandalism

I've seen that I've had my userpage vandalized for the third time in a row. I never thought I would see the day I'd get my userpage vandalized once, let alone thrice. Let's hope that third time's the charm, and my userpage doesn't get vandalized even more. Once again, thanks for reverting it back to normal :) DaniPine3 (talk) 09:44, 9 June 2024 (UTC)

No problem. 14:31, 9 June 2024 (UTC)

Last person to edit wins

The forum page for it was auto archived and nobody can add to it anymore. :( --Chicken4War / talk to me 01:40, 11 June 2024 (UTC)

No, it’s absolutely possible to edit. The edit button has just been hidden. 07:22, 11 June 2024 (UTC)

Kool And The Gang

Could you userfy the deleted Kool And The Gang page to here? Pasmorade (talk) 20:52, 13 June 2024 (UTC)

Sure. 20:54, 13 June 2024 (UTC)

That guy again

Mr. "Jeff Bezos has bought the entirety of Palestine" is at it back again, and this time goes under the name of User:80.41.0.220. I can't deny, this time around has made an article so absurd that it might be salvageable if the tone of the article is changed, but as of now, it seems that is just being extremely racist against Japanese people. DaniPine3 (talk) 18:53, 14 June 2024 (UTC)

Oh, you've already deleted it. Nevermind, then... DaniPine3 (talk) 19:01, 14 June 2024 (UTC)

User talk page vandalising

I've seen that this time, it was the user talk page of mine that got vandalized. It seems it was some Norwegian IP user that kept spamming YYYYY in the Y article, as if you can't get more unoriginal than that. I only reverted them like once or twice, and the guy was suddenly like "I hate you DaniPine3" (I don't know Norwegian, but I assumed it because of the word "hater" next to my name in their edits). They also said previously they hated you, which makes me wonder if you know them in real life, or if it was a coincidence that they were speaking in Norwegian.
Anyways, once again, thanks for reverting the vandal 🙂 DaniPine3 (talk) 16:24, 16 June 2024 (UTC)

I mean, that's basically what they said. I doubt this is someone i know, and i'm probably not able to find out because the IPs are probably just proxies or VPNs. 17:44, 16 June 2024 (UTC)

Also whoever this was said i should kill myself, which might not be the best move if anyone ever wants their edit to stay. Or be able to edit ever again. 17:45, 16 June 2024 (UTC)

Well, that's just fucked up. Even if they were mad because they thought they were being reverted without reason(which they weren't), that's no justification to tell someone you don't know on the Internet to kill themselves (or anyone else for the matter). That's a really low bar. DaniPine3 (talk) 18:14, 16 June 2024 (UTC)

I'm not sure if this person even understands Norwegian. I caught at least one serious grammatical mistake that only someone using something like Google Translate would do too. 18:55, 16 June 2024 (UTC)

So what you're saying is that this guy isn't even Norwegian, they just pretended to be one to spite you... As I said, a really low bar, indeed. At the end, they're the one that ended looking like the butt of the joke. DaniPine3 (talk) 19:44, 16 June 2024 (UTC)

Horcrux

Hey! If you have time, could you userfy all the versions of the Horcrux page into here? Pasmorade (talk) 20:09, 17 June 2024 (UTC)

No, not really. All the versions i can find are vandalism and redirects. There are two versions available here and here though. 12:26, 18 June 2024 (UTC)

Ok. Thanks for the info! Pasmorade (talk) 12:58, 18 June 2024 (UTC)

Johnny Test

I can't lie, I feel a bit responsible for the hot mess that is the Johnny Test article. Originally the IP user behind it didn't create any article, they just were adding to the Dexter's Laboratory one, and I'm the one that decided to move all of that chunk of complaining to a new article. Then again, if I hadn't do this, they may had just keep adding onto the Dexter's Laboratory one until the article was talking more about Johnny Test than about the actual Dexter's Laboratory show.
btw, the IP may kill me if they know this information, but I remember watching this show as a child, and I don't remember it being that bad (or bad at all). I don't get why them (and many other people) have such a deep hatred for this show. Then again, in the case of this IP, it seems they hate more the guy behind it than the actual show -which, after reading what they've said about him, yeah, Chris Savino seems to be kind of a dick. DaniPine3 (talk) 12:19, 19 June 2024 (UTC)

Don't worry, it's not your fault. Whoever this IP person is has clearly not understood that they need to write something that is at least somewhat funny and not just a lot of complaining (by the way, i'm assuming all these IPs are the same person considering they geolocate to the same place). 19:13, 19 June 2024 (UTC)

Well, it's relieving to know it's not my fault. Also, I, too, assumed they were the same person. DaniPine3 (talk) 19:26, 19 June 2024 (UTC)

Btw, unrelated to this topic; do you think you could unlock the admin block on List of Presidents of the United States? I'd like to edit it for a bit but the admin block won't let me. And I don't really find a reason for it to be admin-blocked, considering it's neither a featured article or a really controversial topic. DaniPine3 (talk) 19:28, 19 June 2024 (UTC)

Yeah, i can do that. 19:37, 19 June 2024 (UTC)

Okay, thanks :) DaniPine3 (talk) 19:41, 19 June 2024 (UTC)

IP that should be banned

Hey Alula, could you ban the IP 2001:8003:DCA9:E700:F72A:AD80:B94D:711F? They've added a racist and antisemitic image in the fish article. DaniPine3 (talk) 23:14, 19 June 2024 (UTC)

Sure. 04:46, 20 June 2024 (UTC)

A few things

Hey! Could you place all the versions of Niggerlodeon into here and change the permissions of the PETA Homepage so that non-admins can edit it? Pasmorade (talk) 19:30, 22 June 2024 (UTC)

Yeah, i can unprotect the PETA page, but are you absolutely sure you want to restore that deleted article? I checked out what it used to look like and it's pretty racist. 19:40, 22 June 2024 (UTC)

Yes. I'm planning to turn the article from that undesirable perspective into an article mocking the gangster stereotype. Pasmorade (talk) 19:45, 22 June 2024 (UTC)

Uhh, ok then. I guess i can do that then. 19:47, 22 June 2024 (UTC)

When you said it was racist, I drastically underestimated how racist it was. Welp, it should be done by August 1. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Pasmorade (talk • contribs)

What did you expect from an article called like that? DaniPine3 (talk) 19:59, 22 June 2024 (UTC)

Something racist, but funny as well. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Pasmorade (talk • contribs)

Hey, I've noticed that sometimes your IP (or whatever those weird set of numbers are) appears rather than your username. Why does that happen? It's kinda weird. DaniPine3 (talk) 22:06, 22 June 2024 (UTC)

Yeah, that occurs when my computer, for some reason, just logs out of Uncyclopedia. Pasmorade (talk) 22:25, 22 June 2024 (UTC)

Have you tried clicking on the checkbox that appears below whenever you log in and says "keep me always logged in" (or something like that)? DaniPine3 (talk) 22:27, 22 June 2024 (UTC)

hey Alula and Pasmorade I've just found out that maybe restoring that "n*****lodeon" page was a dumb idea because there already exists an identical duplicate of it... DaniPine3 (talk) 23:43, 22 June 2024 (UTC)

Yeah, but i didn’t know that it existed. And i’m not exactly sure why exactly someone would want to have that in their userspace in the first place. 11:03, 23 June 2024 (UTC)

Guess such question will be a mystery that will never be answered...
Or maybe not, I'm pretty sure I've seen that "Kippy" guy somewhat active these past days (although they haven't done much, I guess it's because they're a really old user account) DaniPine3 (talk) 11:45, 23 June 2024 (UTC)

If you have time, could you restore all the versions of Kidz Bop into my sandbox. Pasmorade (talk) 15:26, 26 June 2024 (UTC)

Yeah, i can do that. 16:30, 26 June 2024 (UTC)

Pls restore my page

I had created Jaggu 2 years ago but now it's gone, I would like it to be reinstated if not in main space then atleast in my userspace (just add it to my sandbox if you will) thanks Burds890 (talk) 04:02, 23 June 2024 (UTC)

No, absolutely not. That is one of the worst things i have ever read, and i’m not bringing it back. 06:22, 23 June 2024 (UTC)

please atleast somehow give the original text to me if possible if there's some way to do that. Maybe email or a pastebin. Pls. Burds890 (talk) 17:40, 26 June 2024 (UTC)

No. 18:58, 26 June 2024 (UTC)

Something

Hey Alula, I've discovered that Template:UnSignpost uses Template:Astub for some reason, which is misplacing thousands of userpages inside Category:Stub. I'd like to change that, but it's sysop-protected. Could you be able to change that? DaniPine3 (talk) 18:32, 26 June 2024 (UTC)

 Fixed. 19:01, 26 June 2024 (UTC)

Thanks! :) DaniPine3 (talk) 19:31, 26 June 2024 (UTC)

Chicken Little

Could you userfy the original two versions of Chicken Little to my sandbox? Pasmorade (talk) 14:53, 29 June 2024 (UTC)

Sure. 15:44, 29 June 2024 (UTC)

Adel Shirazy

Hello Dear. How can i create Adel Shirazy Page ? you removed that but thats standard and good. please check that !because in Wikipedia a person that enemy to me remove that ! you can validate the references ! Adelsoft (talk) 08:56, 30 June 2024 (UTC)

Please read our vanity policies and HTBFANJS. That guy you’re trying to create an article about is not notable, and it was literally just a copy of his Wikipedia article, which is up for deletion by the way, because it fails their notability policies too. 09:26, 30 June 2024 (UTC)

In Wikipedia, there are inefficient administrators who are against the publication of certain articles. Please read the article once and believe me. This article will be visited and has excellent resources. Adelsoft (talk) 09:55, 30 June 2024 (UTC)

You're aware this website is a parody of Wikipedia, right? We don't care how many resources you have, but whether your article is funny or not. And so far, your edits have been far from funny, rather aiming to kill the joke of the article. I'm pretty sure this is not the type of website you're looking for. DaniPine3 (talk) 10:55, 30 June 2024 (UTC)

Vandalism-related question

Hey Alula, I was wondering, how do you guys put the "RedWarn" thingy in vandals' talk page? I tried to do it in User talk:Sigma after the user kept deleting stuff from pages, but I just couldn't figure out how. Is there a special button for that or something like that?
btw, why is it that gen alpha users seem to prefer vandalism rather than creating their own articles? It'd be nice to have articles about new trends, as most articles about pop culture here are pretty old by now. DaniPine3 (talk) 16:46, 30 June 2024 (UTC)

I don't use RedWarn, but from what i can tell you just select the black button that says "give warning" and select what you're looking for and stuff like that. 16:57, 30 June 2024 (UTC)

oh, okay👍.
Question:If you don't use RedWarn, how do you tell the vandals "stop vandilising or else you'll be banned"? DaniPine3 (talk) 17:07, 30 June 2024 (UTC)

I type messages like that out myself (although i don't do it that often, i tend to just throw the "Oh dear" template at them and hope they actually take their time to read what it says). 17:09, 30 June 2024 (UTC)

Most of the time I use the "oh dear" template too; this time around I wanted to use the "red warn" thingy because I had already thrown at them the "oh dear" template and it seemed they haven't even bothered to try reading it.
My question still stands, by the way; why is it that so far all users that seem to be gen alpha have only found interest in vandalizing Uncyclopedia? I get that they're mostly children and will find it hard to create a coherent article, but so far none of them have tried to do anything other than blanking articles and adding unfunny memes like "Ohio", "rizz", "sigma", and the such. DaniPine3 (talk) 17:16, 30 June 2024 (UTC)

I don't know for sure, but my guess is that they add what they consider funny instead of what we consider funny. It was exactly like this years ago when i first started editing, i assume that it was like this not long after this place was created, and it'll probably be like this until this place shuts down. 17:27, 30 June 2024 (UTC)

Such is the eternal curse of Uncyclopedia: the invasion of 12-years-olds... DaniPine3 (talk) 17:39, 30 June 2024 (UTC)

Oh, speaking of vandalism, I'm pretty sure that Mr. "Jeff Bezos bought the entirety of Palestine" is back (might not be the same guy, but my intuition says it is).
What's up with that guy? Despite the many times their IP has been banned, they keep coming back to create really unfunny articles. It's pretty obvious their aim is not to make people laugh, but to spread their political opinions in a very propagandistic way -I mean; I, too, think that the current China is an authocratic regime ruled by a rutheless dictator, but I'm pretty sure their reason they're against China is a very different one. DaniPine3 (talk) 18:16, 30 June 2024 (UTC)

I'm still not sure. Probably just someone trying to spread misinformation. 18:39, 30 June 2024 (UTC)

Well, let's hope one of these days they realize that what they're doing is a waste of time and stop creating nonsensical articles that are little to not funny at all. DaniPine3 (talk) 18:46, 30 June 2024 (UTC)