User:WhatIsUnderBlorg'sLeg?

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This article may be Overly Filipino

It is all Spain's fault.

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“Puchangina”

WhatIsUnderBlorg'sLeg is a NON-TURKISH and NON-POLISH user who has served as a slave to the creature known only as Jollibee for an unknown period of time.

Pinoy Pride Reincarnate
Slave to Jollibee
In office
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Preceded byLucifer
Personal details
Born
  • J. Bicon the Gaylord
  • June 6, 6666666 B.C.(6666666 B.C.-06-06)
Political partyOrgies, honestly
SpouseRyan Gosling

It is said you can hear this user sing songs of sorrow whenever Zeus comes over to his archipelago to slowly shit thunder and piss rain, which is like, every year or so.

Contrary to popular belief, this user does not have 67 shrines to Laufey. They have 667.