User talk:Quokka

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@MrX: Thanks for unblocking me. Now I can continue on my disruptive edits as a sockpuppet of User:Svex 88134kg. (/s in case that wasn't clear) --Quokka (talk) 23:12, 6 August 2023 (UTC)

Haha nice. And it was actually BraGreMat who unblocked you. MrX blow me 23:13, 6 August 2023 (UTC)

@MrX: Thanked them on their talk page.

Also, I'm currently drafting an update for cmd.exe on my sandbox. It's unfinished and frankly quite ugly for now. --Quokka (talk) 23:32, 6 August 2023 (UTC)

Nice! A lot of it goes over my head since I can't code :( but it is funny! MrX blow me 18:21, 7 August 2023 (UTC)

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I am still very much a newbie, and I have no idea what I'm doing. recently made my sandbox as a playground to replace cmd.exe which was quite dissapointing relative to the standards of this wiki, but the thing is I'd be the first to admit that humor is not my strong suit.

I'm better at technical work like making CSS, templates, etc. so if anybody has any funny ha-ha ideas for this page, please come forward. I'm currently planning to rewrite Twitter, the damn site isn't even called that anymore and has much more to parody. --😈 Quokka 😈 ^{[⁠talk • contribs]} 09:34, 7 August 2023 (UTC)

Yo. So as far as adopting a newbie goes, check out the list of eligible adopters at the page linked for the adoptanoob program. I've never had the time to adopt anyone, but I'm always happy to help if you ever have questions. I'm always happy to help contribute humor to articles, tho again I've been very busy recently. Executive still has a couple articles I need to look more closely at, as does RealLifeCartman, I think he has a solid start to a Simpsons article that's been in the works for like over a year now. As for Twitter, which Elon Musk said he renamed in honor of me, when you do rewrite it, just make sure you rewrite it in its own new article, so we can preserve the original which is Featured. Again, please feel free to hit me up with questions and keep up the good work! Cheers. MrX blow me 18:26, 7 August 2023 (UTC)

Nice userpage

Looks very... Incomplete ;p L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:47, 10 August 2023 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: I know. I'm editing it as we speak lol.

@L10nM4st3r: It's also based on my Commons userpage. --😈 Quokka 😈 ^{[⁠talk • contribs]} 21:04, 10 August 2023 (UTC)

Oooooohhhhh. So you intend to replace the placeholder text later then, right? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:06, 10 August 2023 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh --😈 Quokka 😈 ^{[⁠talk • contribs]} 21:07, 10 August 2023 (UTC)

Ohh, I get it. You want to talk about how you wish you were a bit later, not just yet. I get it. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:08, 10 August 2023 (UTC)