User:RealLifeCartman

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Sup, I'm RealLifeCartman (obvious what it means) and this is my user page. There isn't much about my life but I am big boned and I do play a lot of video games from time to time. Devoted fans may know who I am but for the average person, I am a writer. Not good with humor but I can be witty if I want to. What you mean this isn't a dating site?

Userboxes:

California
This user lives in or hails from the state of California.
California
34
This user is 34 years old. Woop-ti-doo.
34
PHP
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This user is a native speaker of PHP. He could probably work for Facebook if he wanted to but he doesn't.
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This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.
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This user is a Musician. They enjoy making eardrums expolode!
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This user is an anon, but thinks Encyclopedia Dramatica is really gay.
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This user will never forget October 23, 2008; the day that Wikia sold its soul. :-S
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This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.
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Articles:

Mainspace
  1. Barb (TV series)
  2. UPN
  3. Robot Sex in Popular Media
  4. XBA
  5. F Line (Los Angeles Metro)
  6. KKK on wheels!-FM
  7. Oh My God! There's a Meteor Heading Towards Us (with GoulashFan)
  8. DJ Mustard
UnNews
  1. Donald J. Trump is our new lord and savior
  2. Taco Bell to rebrand as Burger Bell
  3. Meet the voice behind Omnitrans
  4. Riots and protests virtually ignored by Fox News
  5. All other states to follow in the footsteps of CalExit, want to leave US as well
  6. America loses as courts foolishly overturn Trump's travel ban
  7. New "Weird Al" album to be executively produced by an infant baby
  8. Trump is the best thing to happen to America
  9. Donald Trump nominated for UGoTM, gets pissed off
  10. Pleakley to Have Sex with Men in Exchange for Money
  11. If you don't watch this movie, we will do something
  12. Trump presidency just a dream, George W. Bush still president
  13. An open letter from God regarding the solar eclipse
  14. Trump does something stupid yet again
  15. US to fight robot uprising
  16. World unsure if their viewpoints are real
  17. Star Wars IX to rip off Star Trek V
  18. North Korea to separate onto their own island
  19. Privileged people envious according to study
  20. Jeff Zucker declares himself real news
  21. MIB International soundtrack to be replaced
  22. I'm going to fire the Death Star on Earth if you don't vote for Bernie Sanders
  23. Trump tweets "Impeach the pres"
  24. If Joe Biden isn't a creep, then he isn't a creep!
  25. We sit down with President Biden, and the results will surprise you
  26. Christina Chandler announces her candidacy
  27. 2 year old gets potty training books banned in Arkansas
  28. Tony Dokoupil drank too much whiskey, show went on anyways
  29. Wikinews admits defeat, proceeds to shut down
  30. MC Miker G & DJ Sven's music being used by Hollywood businesses to drive away homeless people
  31. Chris Chan ascends and gains godhood
HowTo
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Why?
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UnBooks
  1. Tech Guy Leo & Richard Hack: The Rise of Ann Curry
UnPoetica
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UnScripts
  1. CT2: The Fate of Alpha Sector Quattro Tesla 5e+6
UnTunes
  1. So Need a Cute Girl (originally by Chris Chan)