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This is the life user page of RealLifeCartman.
Sup, I'm RealLifeCartman (obvious what it means) and this is my user page. There isn't much about my life but I am big boned and I do play a lot of video games from time to time. Devoted fans may know who I am but for the average person, I am a writer. Not good with humor but I can be witty if I want to. What you mean this isn't a dating site?
Userboxes:
| This user lives in or hails from the state of California. | |
34 | This user is 34 years old. Woop-ti-doo. | 34 |
PHP N | This user is a native speaker of PHP. He could probably work for Facebook if he wanted to but he doesn't. | PHP N |
XD | This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it. | XD |
| This user is a Musician. They enjoy making eardrums expolode! | |
| This user is an anon, but thinks Encyclopedia Dramatica is really gay. | |
| This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer. | |