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About Your Request For A Collaboration[edit source]
I'd rather not collaborate on the fake Nicktoon article, because I think the media has sensationalized Trump way too much, and parodies of his views are becoming filled with Strawman arguements and false assumptions, and it seems like a very cheap attempt at humor. Yes, Trump has said stupid things, I won't deny that.
Well... It took me days to come up but something about "autistic people and their relation to children shows like Arthur, Spongebob and That's So Raven"; I have experience in the topic since I used to do that and you probably do too so that could work out.
I did want to try the Trump thing because it would of reflected on revisionism, censorship and the lack of value of cartoons in the 80s but I do understand how Trump is oversensationalized and overparodied; even I'm getting tired of writing about him.
So yeah, let's try that idea out... --RealLifeCartman (talk) 08:34, 29 August 2017 (UTC)
Okay, let me know when the page is created. --Syu20 of the Who-dea (talk) 16:56, 29 August 2017 (UTC)
Hey, I was gonna add a link to your PLS article (nice job, btw!) to C-3PO and maybe a few other articles, but then I saw that it hadn't been moved to mainspace yet. Did you wanna change/add anything before moving it? Can I just move it for you? Didn't wanna step on your toes or anything. MrXblow me 16:56, 17 August 2020 (UTC)
Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:20, 10 February 2021 (UTC)
If you're wondering why I didn't joke block you, it's just cuz I didn't wanna mess with your sparkly clean block log, but please know that I was thinking about you during my rampage. Cheers. MrXblow me 17:50, 30 April 2021 (UTC)
The 15th Poo Lit Surprise contest is here! This multifaceted competition, with four distinct and open categories, is open between June 1st and June 21st. Five $10 prizes, as well as a bonus $5 prize, are up in the air! Here are the open categories this year:
Best Mainspace Article - for articles in the traditional sense.
Best Alternate Namespace Article - for stuff like UnNews or even UnTunes!
Best File - replacing Best Potatochop, all self-made files are allowed here (with a few exceptions)!
Best Rewrite - for the best already-existing articles rewritten from scratch.
Best Template - A brand new category this year: the best template wins!
To register, please consult Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise, add your name to the table in the category you wish to join, and link your entry once you are ready. Everyone is welcome, regardless of seniority!
Judges may enlist at User:Cassie/PLS/Scoring. Judges may not participate in the category or categories they enlist in, but are free to participate in other categories!
Hey duderino, don't forget about judging the turkey day ball comp. There are only a few short articles in each category so should go fast. ShabiDOO 20:05, 14 December 2021 (UTC)
It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penn Sign Up Today!(pretty please) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 02:43, 16 December 2021
UnSignpost delivery for June 20, 2022[edit source]
Hello, Uncyclopedians. It is with great UnPleasure that I say that I, ARandomPage, pictured to the left, have stolen your UnSignpost, and am now the lead writer, sandwich-thrower, picture-stealer, and UnSignpost-er! URA HA HA! But fear not. I am willing to give you back your UnSignpost... for a high price of winning a Sandwich of the Month. wait. What? Now I have to actually write UnSignposts regularly? What do you mean I'm not an admin and can't write this thing yet? What do you mean by "the role of sandwich-thrower is one you just made up?".. GOD.
Yes, you heard that right! After 12 years and 5 months, we FINALLY made aSandwich of the Month award! No more broken Sandwich of the Month link that just goes to Vote for Sysop; there's actually a Sandwich of the Month award now! This new award is used as a glorified thanks system. Or exactly the opposite. Yeah, uh... That's it. I don't know how to explain further. Templates for it were made as well, I guess. The best part? It's not on the award template, because whoever made the award can't edit fully-protected pages and is too lazy to make an edit request! Wait a second. That's the best part? Who put THAT sentence in?..
BREAKING NEWS! It has been discovered that ARandomPage, one of Uncyclopedia's newer editors, is apparently a madman with too much time on their hands. A full list of their crimes is here:
Rearranging the UnSignpost... wait, I think it works better this way
Not even bothering to check if anyone else has plans to steal the UnSignpost
Biopic
This edition's biopic is one on stealing the UnSignpost. Since for some reason, literally nobody bothers to check on the UnSignpost, people can easily steal the UnSignpost... up to the part where they have to message Cassie, a sporadically-active bureaucrat, about delivering it. That, or manually deliver their stolen work to every UnSignpost subscriber... or, since you're doing it manually, just every active user. Hey, that's not such a bad idea! I'LL DO IT!
From The Logs
May 29, 2022 JJPMaster protected User talk:MrX [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Persistent shoe puppetry)
May 27, 2022 MrX changed block settings for Crocotta1 with an expiration time of 15:38, June 20, 2022 (account creation disabled, email disabled) (Continuous violation of her UN:OFFICE sanctions. See talkpage. Granting TPA, Cat, I hope you don't mind.)
May 12, 2022 PF4Eva blocked ARandomPage with an expiration time of 12 hours (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Pony-hating nonsense)
Hey, thanks a lot RLC, but could you make the jacket green too? Because if the shirt and the sweater are the same color, so why not go even wilder? But I would like your opinion first. ~Kakun·talk 04:05, 16 January 2023 (UTC)
GREAT stuff, thanks again. ~Kakun·talk 23:01, 16 January 2023 (UTC)
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